the recovery

[n-ick]

Wobble wobble , mad as a box of frogs. I suggest sending the chosen one to Syria. First class recorded, that'll sort them out.

 

[byegad]

While the Syrian regime is somewhat evil, I'd not inflict the SBGG on them.

Well......
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Maybe I would!

 

[markg0vbr]

I have been informed at work today that they want me to go on holiday again with the days the say I can have that is 4 weeks.

So I think I will book two weeks of triking in Spain and two weeks in the USA or just a month in the USA.
I just can't make my mind up if I keep dithering I will end up having a week at Skegness in October.

 

[markg0vbr]

If I am contagious, my normality will start to spread, peace and lard to all men and lumpy jumpers.
Except the people on my list!

It has begun, a prominent member of the council has been in the paper as he has allegedly been a naughty boy.
As he has agreed to step down his compensation package will be boosted to soften not being allowed to work for us, he will get his full years pay plus 85% of the bonus he would have got in April.

We got the news just after we heard we are getting a massive 1% pay rise.

My diet of apples all bran and liquorice root has kicked in today, I was a little light headed after my morning ritual ablutions and have treated all sneezes and coughs even other people's with hesitancy lest I go off again, but I feel deeply cleansed.
I hear prune juice if full of anti oxidants so may add this tomorrow.

 

[byegad]

I rest my case M'Lord. My application for the forcible detention of the patient in a secure hospital stands proved.

 

[byegad]

I rest my case M'Lord. My application for the forcible detention of the patient in a secure hospital stands proved.

 

[byegad]

Help! I'm saying everything three times!

 

[byegad]

I feel better now M'Lord.

 

[markg0vbr]

I feel better now M'Lord.

Every one will feel better when they embrace my teachings trust in the sun bronzed Greek god like one, now watch the pendulum swinging slowly, slowly to a stand still...... As it slows you are feeeeeeeling relaaaaxed you eye lids are getting heeeeeeeeavy.....

You love laaaaaard you like laaaaard, lard is nice it is Holsome ....

 

[markg0vbr]

Bananas are exultant the only snack you can throw away and it come right back, one eaten you can put a skin under each foot and using you crutches you can propel your self across the room like you are on ski Sunday.

 

[byegad]

Wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble, wibble.

I'm going to take three green pills one white one and hope when I wake up this will turn out to be just a dream.

 

[n-ick]

Take the red pill !

I heard that if you eat two bananas they cancel each other out. This being one of the lesser constants of cosmology.

There's no stopping the fellow, let's hope that the restraints are strong enough and the doors are locked from without.
There cannot be many civilised places ready to accept the fellow as either humanoid or even sensible.

 

[Scoosh]

There is a possible solution ...

The aim of the experiment was to see what would happen if a microscopic sphere was spun as fast as was technically possible.
The team balanced it on a laser beam in a complete vacuum and then spun it using the light itself.
They saw it spin faster and faster until it reached 600 million rpm - and then it seemed to vanish!
The researchers don't know what happened to the sphere - but one possibility is that the object may have reached some theoretical speed limit - after which it changed in some way.
The next step for the researchers is to discover what became of the object and whether they really have discovered a completely new physical phenomenon.

Can we get SBGG to St Andrews ?

 

[markg0vbr]

Take the red pill !

I heard that if you eat two bananas they cancel each other out. This being one of the lesser constants of cosmology.

There's no stopping the fellow, let's hope that the restraints are strong enough and the doors are locked from without.
There cannot be many civilised places ready to accept the fellow as either humanoid or even sensible.

I always eat three bananas for this reason.

I am heading south today to a place called Lowe brailes to have a not stand up in the back garden of the st George pub.

It is a performance peace I entitled " to become horizontal a commentary on the failings of Lawrence Eccles".
I will be doing a short pice entitled the "to lean on"

 

[n-ick]

By jinks, wish we there to cheer you on.

"The aim of the experiment was to see what would happen if a microscopic sphere was spun as fast as was technically possible.
The team balanced it on a laser beam in a complete vacuum and then spun it using the light itself.
They saw it spin faster and faster until it reached 600 million rpm - and then it seemed to vanish!
The researchers don't know what happened to the sphere - but one possibility is that the object may have reached some theoretical speed limit - after which it changed in some way.
The next step for the researchers is to discover what became of the object and whether they really have discovered a completely new physical phenomenon."

By jinks, this is the most sensible suggestion we've ever had. Even possibly the most sensible since Noah watched the weather forecast and decided to build a large boat.
Now we just need a volunteer.