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n-ick

Senior Member
No, I think you'll find that'll be one Rebecca Brooks. Shortly to be detained at HM pleasure paid for by our tax. Hurrah.

Good job they didn't hack into the SSBG phone, they might have given up the will to exist.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
i got to walmarts .... you need a moped to go around it... and your pooteling along caned good, toiletry's, shot gun, kids toys. and they are all hooked on duck dynasty a hillbilly gun toting family.

the food is good and i have only bought one meal every two days as they are massive and i get most of it to go but i could kill a GOOD cup of tea!
i keep finding money i the street as no one walks any that gets dropped blows down town and when i go out to get on the bus it is just waiting for me six dollars in the last two days! there is always money on the tables when i go in diners.

next i am going to have a go at explaining again the tea making.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
The SBGG is picking up money from restaurant tables in a country where the population believe in their right to carry guns.


We can but hope!
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
Aaaaaarg I have broken a caster, I had just slowed down at the bottom of the hill and caught a irregularity in the drop down to mount the "side walk" .

Today I am going to the local wheelchair Imporiom to try and get a replacement, looking online quickey have some good ones that I can have shipped next day delivery, if I go up size to 8" from 3" with the reduced rolling resistance I may increase my PB of 21mph the nice police man was very impressed he said he could wright it down for me.

Last night in the night club one of the artiests/ dancers Roxy, took a shine to me and kept coming over and sitting on my knee to have a chat, she is saving up for collage to become a vet.

She unfortunately had no idea how to make a proper cup of tea so I informed her of the proses, I don't think Roxy will do well at university as she did not grasp the proses she said " she don't do nothing kinky" after I explained again she brought me a rather pathetic mug of some thing tea like.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
I have the new casters on my chair now.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
They are by whizzy, all black with three spokes with a hard compound tyre they feel faster and make the fake cobbled pavement ...... Entertaining !

The bus drivers find it entertaining when I beat them down town and some of the locals now recognise my Tarzan yodel as I take the short cut through a small shopping mall and make a path for me.

I have been introduced to a nice drink last night, I can't remember what it is called or how I got back here, I can remember that it is all full of natural healthy ingredients and has a sparkler and a paper umbrella with bits of fruit and herbage bobbing about.
 

Scoosh

Velocouchiste
Moderator
Location
Edinburgh
Glad to see you're getting your 5-a-day ...
I have been introduced to a nice drink last night, I can't remember what it is called or how I got back here, I can remember that it is all full of natural healthy ingredients and has a sparkler and a paper umbrella with bits of fruit and herbage bobbing about.
 
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