the recovery

[markg0vbr]

The final count is in £11.45!
I informed the bar man you would settle the bar tab when you come out of the bog bygad.

We did a lexicon back about month 8 in the recovery

As I limp into another year of the recovery, being an accomplished wearer of socks several days a week.

I predict the last of the turkey will end up with dog raped around it tonight.

A optimistic feeling is washing over me, this is some thing best avoided it leads to "expectations" and nowt ever good came of "expectations", Like the present coalition.

 

[young Ed]

The final count is in £11.45!
I informed the bar man you would settle the bar tab when you come out of the bog bygad.

We did a lexicon back about month 8 in the recovery

As I limp into another year of the recovery, being an accomplished wearer of socks several days a week.

I predict the last of the turkey will end up with dog raped around it tonight.

A optimistic feeling is washing over me, this is some thing best avoided it leads to "expectations" and nowt ever good came of "expectations", Like the present coalition.

you still recovering then?
i know i really haven't looked that hard but may i ask how you got injured and what part of you got injured? it sounds rather serious to me?
Cheers Ed

 

[Scoosh]

NO !! NO !!






Don't EVER ask .....

You're possibly even too young to be allowed permission to view this thread ... ... it's not really suitable for delicate, tender-yeared eyes ...

 

[Speicher]

Don't EVER ask .....

You're possibly even too young to be allowed permission to view this thread ... ... it's not really suitable for delicate, tender-yeared eyes ...

Oh isn't it? Would you like me to leave?

 

[Scoosh]

@Speicher - too young ?

No, my apologies, I meant the (very) young Ed ...


After all, we don't want him 'corrupted' by the SBGG, now do we ???

 

[Speicher]

Happy New Year and a big to everyone on here.

 

[byegad]

Dirty Girl!

Happy New Year to all but one of our participants.

The Traditional New Year's Day Hunt is about to set of from the front of Byegad Towers. As the peasants on the estate have got more cagey over the years, this year the quarry is a certain white haired politician. He's allowed to keep his Brompton, so we are not riding horses this year.

My personal Helicopter Gunship, a Hind E in the NATO lexicon of ex-Soviet helicopters is warming up and the gunner's seat his waiting for me.

It's good to keep up these old traditions.

 

[young Ed]

@Speicher - too young ?

No, my apologies, I meant the (very) young Ed ...


After all, we don't want him 'corrupted' by the SBGG, now do we ???

sorry but what is the SBGG???
Cheers Ed

 

[byegad]

Sun Bronzed Geek God, at least that's what I thought he said!

As above.

 

[markg0vbr]

Mustered plasters and lard coated brown paper have been diploid.

 

[markg0vbr]

you still recovering then?
i know i really haven't looked that hard but may i ask how you got injured and what part of you got injured? it sounds rather serious to me?
Cheers Ed

I nowadays tend to list what is working as it is quicker.
###### flash back ###############
It 'twas a bleak frosty morning, when out on my bike, almost stationary my sculpted bum hit the floor and my hip broke.
Later on I was informed I have crumbly body syndrome and must eat chalk n vintermmmmmns and brain pils.
###### end of flash back#############

Having thought about it for a bit....... Nothing spring to mind, as it is now damp and bleak int' North this has the effect of making thing stif and throbbing. I some times have to get strangers to give me a hand for instance in aldi when I get near to the chicken breasts*.

The attack on my chesticals is quiet bad the big guns are out fiery jack and at no though of the expense goose grease**

Unfortunately I have not been to the gym much so am a but down, so i am in need of good newts pils. As the cost of dried frog pils have shot up and the doctor says I can't have them on the NHS. The cheap version of the brain pils have increased side affects mostly the already quite good vertigo has increased, I don't have to sit in my armchair to experience the best that alton towers has to offer, I now have to lay on the bed and hold tight or I might fall of. It is AWWWWWWWSOMMM!

So fare the new casters are working well on the wheelchair though I had to fit new inner tubes and tyres when I got back from holiday. I have gone for 1.5" with a tread rather than the thin smooth race tyres I had on. What difference this will make to my shopping mall performance remains to be seen.


*they are on the top shelf, I always borrow a French stick loaf when I go in so I can prod things of the shelves that I can't reach with it as I go around but the chicken breasts are on a shelf with a glass lip so I can't prod them repeatedly until they fall off and have to ask passers by to get the breasts out for me.

**as I had a trim before going to America my chest hair is short enough for the goose grease to be combed out and put to use in the roast potatoes at the weekend.

 

[Scoosh]

@markg0vbr - please be advised that @young Ed is exactly that - young and impressionable .

Even my blood pressure was rising as I read about your shopping exploits ...

 

[byegad]

Sad to say Boris got away, we think a Tory chum spirited him away from the Gunships and machine guns of the New Year Hunt. However we did get two Lib-Dems and and a lapsed Methodist so not a wasted day's sport. The Rabbi got away and we failed to find any Peasants at all, they are getting too crafty and we have decided to burn down their hovels for Yule next year as a reprisal.

 

[n-ick]

Not even Boris could dream this one up. This is more likely to be the tortuous work of both brain cells of the SSGG,
http://news.discovery.com/tech/gear-and-gadgets/soaring-bike-highway-proposed-in-london-140103.htm

 

[markg0vbr]

The mustered plaster are working on the chesticle nicely and breathing is happening now and then with out the aid of a foot pump.

Unfortunately I missed going out the the chaps shooting. From the semi minced remains of the game the brought back a good time was had by all, unless you have fir or feathers then it might have been a bit less jolly.

Having been back again for the walking funny clinic, I will be having a scan soon to see if a large screw driver needs putting in the hip socket and wiggling about or not and if bits have gone rusty. They may start chopping bit of me off, mostly bone and gristle.

I may be selling bits off on eBay it will all be done in the best possible taste, some thing along the lines of the holy relics. I did perform the miracles feet of putting on my Christmas socks unaided, a letter has been dispatched to the archbishop this morning.

This week will be my first three day work week in seven months, a mid day not stand up may be needed as I will be wilting rapidly about lunch time.