I am starting at a new gym by special request of the operators.
A review will be posted on the local page of ferret wearing flat cap breeders gazette.
I did a article on lard lures while haggis hunting it is open season on the 17th the bag limit has dropped for non scotch residents to 3, 7 for the man frock wearers.
That reminds me while chatting to the colonials as they were grumbling about the state of the economy, I did say we my have to take them back again and sort them out, divide the lands up in to principalities sub divided in to lordly manors. They would be aloud to play manly games instead of kiddy games like rounders put some back bone in to them.
There was a significant number of men running around in tartan man frocks and evan a cat stranglers matching band in one of the frequent parades
Though I could not get a plate of haggis turnip n tattys after the parade, I had to eat a Mexican thing like a failed Yorkshire pudding rolled up with every thing stuffed inside.
The total Xmas budget has been worked out.
Xmas cards, as every one I know now sends the written in pencil so they can be reused postage is nil as a totally bogus address is put on the front with a used stamp and the real address put on the back with if not delivered please return to......
The presents nobody bothers opening them now as we all know what is in them, all the stuff some one gave us at Xmas that we don't want or like, over the year I have been given the same parcel three times by different relatives .
I don't drink so will have a trundle around the local streets next bin day getting the carrier bags of tins of cheep Booz left out for the bin lads.
With food nuts ect I will have an inflation busting £11.23 bill I have already told my lad to only pay instalments over the next 8 months as I don't want the local triads men thinking I am well off.
I would guess there is the Royal Park drive, up to the front porch wotsit, and the Garden drive taking the circuitous route through the hundreds of acres of prime countryside and another drive that passes close to the Ha Ha, but surely three drives is enough.
accident when the balloonnss are hit by the shotgun pellets of the Christmas Shooting Party referred to above by the Nouveau Riche chap (trying to sound very old money ... 
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