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n-ick

Senior Member
Gitbag on it's way Cosmoid.

Hope you like the colour
and the self infalting/self destruct button.

Don't get them mixed up .

We're all with you on this.......




No we're not .
 

Scoosh

Velocouchiste
Moderator
Location
Edinburgh
no, i have been depressed with all the stress and a bit of pain, mainly general listlessness.

so spud is going to get hit oil tanker licence, i like the look of the tilting delta trike with front wheel drive but, no one is making them at he moment.

Have you contacted this guy ? Ask him if he needs a prototype tester (test to destruction, naturally
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
Have you contacted this guy ? Ask him if he needs a prototype tester (test to destruction, naturally
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i was looking at that this morning lusting after one but the price will be steep and i suspect all that gubbins at the back adds a chunk of weight.
if you look at the hand bikes that lean steering they are a bit like the one below and do it without adding a lot of mechanisms

it is this one http://alternativevehicles.blogspot.com/2010/11/baccura-tilting-trike.html i like but you just cant get hold of one.
 

n-ick

Senior Member
yo cosmaeo,
are you 100% certain that
your use of handtrikes is
the RIGHT way forward?

I have espied ( in nettle bushes), your bronzed torso
on many occasions,
making use of speed and ascending
at enormous speed by the use of legges.

Ladies have indeed
SWOONED in the excitement
of your passage.

I can only assume that some further
branding to the forehead be carried out.

I understand that
the Spud is
making a 15ft long trike, is this of use?
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Quote from Nick...
Ladies have indeed
SWOONED in the excitement
of your passage.
...end quote.

Ooh! Err! Missus! As Frankie Howard might say, you obviously know more about it than most!:biggrin:
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Yo Cosmao of the Gitbox,
sounds like you've not only got minions,
but a fan club and stalkers.

It might be worthwhile burning all your clothes
and just wear a green infloresent MANKINI.

Although this might lead to frostbite in the winter,
what's left of you will be bathed
in the warmth of adoration.

I should fashion a silk flying scarf
and a rakish leather flying helmet
with blackened goggles.

We are currentlyknitting you a new leg
from old cow sinews and inner tubes.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Great ideas Nick!

Although the flowing scarf could mean the Cosmonaut does an Isadora Duncan and throttles himself.






That would be terrible. Who could you tease then?
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
Great ideas Nick!

Although the flowing scarf could mean the Cosmonaut does an Isadora Duncan and throttles himself.






That would be terrible. Who could you tease then?

like isadord, my walk across a pub holding a pint of real ale n' balancing a paste is pure art and regularly gets a round of applause, i have become accustom to adoration and the odd stocker, this is the burden i carry as a sun-bronzed Greek god like, highly tuned athlete.
i am working on a scoop to put on the front of the trike a bit like the front of a train in the wild west, in-conjunction with two old quilt covers attached at each side to collect the swooning :becool:

one of the advantages of the recumbent trike is a mankiney is not required, just wear two tilly hats :blush: i gave up on the flying hat and scarf as with the wax mustash i think i was in danger of becoming a parody.
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Yo Cosmaous,
given that the slug Prince Andrew
has given up his post of trade ambassador,
I wonder if you'd filled in
an application form for the post?
I am certain that with your CHARISMA and
skill at balancing paste will
go down well in FOREIGN parts.

If not I would be tempted to contact LORD COE ,
as there must be some important
post that you could fulfill at
the forthcoming wasteful Olympics.

Spud has an old Morrison's t tray
that he used as a headrest.
If he covered this with glue
would this be of use to you?
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Spud has a tin head to go with his tray. Cosmo might want a finer tray, say mahogany or boxwood.



To go with his wooden head. :biggrin:
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Yo,I HEAR that his tin head
is connected with BOLT(S),
when asked about repairing his snapped trike
he headed the email " Frankentrike".

No dout alluding to frankfurters
which are bolted together.

I have viewed the Satellite camweb of the
Mid North, but can see no movement in Rawmarsh.

Is there general FEAR of the RECOVERY ?

Pray now friends , the end might be nigh.

If we all get on our knees at 11am tommorrow
in the direction of Rawmarsh, then a MIRACLE CURE might be affected.
If not that's the direction to send your rpgs, IC missiles,
bags of rotten cow entrails and out of date Cornettos.


Cosmao,
I understand that Spud has
2 dogs glued together, are these of use to you?

 

n-ick

Senior Member
Cosimo,
I observe on my Almanac that the 29th of July
is the date of your birthday.

I was in London recently and noted
several guardsmen polishing their wepons,
no doubt in preperation for this day.


Spud has an old Christmas tree,
if we covered this with glue,
would you like it ,
free.
 
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