the recovery

[markg0vbr]

"While undertaking exercisement in the fresh air, I have encountered similarly uncomprehensible comments from extremely rotund persons. I have attempted a friendly retort to the effect that said rotund persons are welcome to join me and my friend in our rapid progress. Strangely these invitations have not been taken up, a preference being expressed for their beer and cakes. "

I would love to tow them along behind ether of my bikes, i normally carry a rope with a loop in it.

 

[Speicher]

I am admitting to some confusement here, Mark, oh Sun-blessed Greek one. What do you wish to tow along behind your bike?

a) me and my friend
b) the cakes and beer
c) rotund peoples


This afternoon I have been consuming wine and cakes, and other delicious edibles, at a Birthday party.

 

[n-ick]

"While undertaking exercisement in the fresh air, I have encountered similarly uncomprehensible comments from extremely rotund persons. I have attempted a friendly retort to the effect that said rotund persons are welcome to join me and my friend in our rapid progress. Strangely these invitations have not been taken up, a preference being expressed for their beer and cakes. "


Cosmio,
tha'd better take a mirror on t'rides.

Not only would there be 2 of you,
but you'd have someone who
understood your thoughts and methods.
This would double your towing ability.

Spud has a spare mirror, we
could
glue
it
to
u.

 

[markg0vbr]

I am admitting to some confusement here, Mark, oh Sun-blessed Greek one. What do you wish to tow along behind your bike?

a) me and my friend
b) the cakes and beer
c) rotund peoples


This afternoon I have been consuming wine and cakes, and other delicious edibles, at a Birthday party.

haaa blessed confusedment.
i was confused once but the aardvark stopped hitting me with the flannel made from woven strips of fibrous palm frond, explained his view point re the oneness of occlusive rhetorical self defining hero worship --"on which we just agreed to dis agree"-- laid out the point in a lot clearer way-- "though where the self centring flange retention clip came in to this is still a bit of a mystery"-- put his Wellington boots back on and left in a huff. every time i feel the hint of confusion suffusing its self in my hind brain i think back to this incidence, happy simpler times.

in answer to your question, a) me and my friend, even a recumbenaout has limits as to what they can pull a full gym plus bolted down equipment might be a tall order.
b) the cakes and beer, this would only bring the undesirable elements in closer and obviate my pavement sheep repellent. --"which i am constently improving on as the distiled smell of salad is quite tricky to get at a level that the plebs find repulsive"--
c) rotund peoples, this is what i was eluding to in the afore mentioned statement of intent, as a posed to being out of tent which would of course render the entire statement mute as being totally preposterous and possibly heretical.

this is i am sorry to say probably the simplest terms i can put it in, now where did spud put the glue?

 

[Speicher]

Now it seems is the time for your confusement, MarkO.

On the occasion of the comments about my friend and I and cakes and beer, we were outside by the river. The gentleman (loose terminology hereby) was on a canal boat. I refrain from calling it a narrow boat, bearing in mind the girth of said gentleman. Not that I looked too closely or allowed mine eyes to rest on his rotund shirtless body for a fraction of a secondette more than was necessitated.

You may therefore infer that we were not on hand bikes bolted to the floor of a two storey building. I may assume that my friend and I would be within your limits vis a vis towing.

The alternative would be for you to tow the canal boat, narrow or otherwise, to another county. Complex calculations are needed as to whether the rotund boat person should stand (or wobble) to the fore or the aft of the boat. Are hydro dynamics within your grasp?

 

[markg0vbr]

spud will be commissioned to acquire two tractor inner tubes and get the welding kit out asap, i will then extend my domain to the water, soon no where will be out of reach.

 

[Speicher]

Ahoy there! If gentlemen of the above physique were on narrow boats moored near here, I would have no need of you to remove them to another county!

I remain curious as to how he procured two such large green bananas. I was not cognisant of humoungous green bananas being credited with such floating abilities.

 

[markg0vbr]

the giant green floating Banana(frogusclothednanarusgigantica), was cultivated in the pacific islands in the late stone age, not only as a flotation devise for early rafts and canoes but also as a rather amusing prop in some of the highly ritualistic shows put on at festive events.
the echoes of which could for a short time be seen on the music hall stages of good old blighty, fortunately to slowly pass in to the mists of time to the imminence delight of all moderately sane individuals.
alas in every population there are a small number of, i would not like to call them twisted or sick members, how meet in secret some of them dress in skin-tight rather lurid colourers wearing, staring shoes that make them walk in a hunched, bandy legged gate, that still to this day recreate with dogged determination the most cringe worthy parts of the shows.

through now only grown in secret--"normally under cover of cannabis plantations"-- the selective breading of this herb has continued, financed by multi departmental grant and the ctc, to develop a yellow dwarf version which it is claimed will one day replace the peanut butter filled cucumber as the cyclist perfect snack food.

i have today been knitting a venta seat pad which has come out exceedingly well. riding the hand bike up to the shops even on a hot humid day like today i could feel cool air flowing up my back keeping my shirt nice and dry.
the base metireal came from the depot, original used for putting on river banks to help stabilise them.

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmio,
tha' talents and intellect
never fail to amaze.Tha' art indeed
a guru of wordsmithism.
Has tha' considered
at seat at Oxbridge,
with it's own cardboard box?

Tha' will find bank revetting material
useful when you are forced
to enter deep water gullies.

In case of continual water,
Spud has an inflatable dinghy.
The oars are curiously formed
like arms and legs.

Should holes
appear we
will be
able to
supply
glue.

 

[byegad]

Does slime float?

 

[markg0vbr]

Does slime float?

don't know but we can easily test this he is on a ride around Rutland water noble his brakes and we will see.

 

[n-ick]

Noble his brakes are indeed.

He's also a top ranker
and like yourself,
a real brick.


We are still awaiting movement on the RECOVERY ,
is there movement in the trenches,
will there be any possibility of going OVER
the top and facing WORK?

 

[Speicher]

You have made mention of a magnificient base material used for stabilising river banks. Are you able to assess whether it is suitable for stabilising High Street Banks? You could make gazillions trillion millions of sterling in Earth Pounds if you were able so to do.

Round 'ere we do oft see the above mentionned peoples in skin-tight clothings of lurid colourings, oft with their names emblazoned there on. The choice of footwear would seem inappropriate for perambulations. They therefore resort to a two-wheeled velocopede, and wear a sort of pointy hat, strangely with the pointy bit facing backwards, not forwards.

 

[byegad]

Noble his brakes??

Do you get them to kneel and tap them with a sword and say 'Arise Sir Brakes'.


Or do we make them from Argon or Xenon?

 

[markg0vbr]

Noble his brakes??

Do you get them to kneel and tap them with a sword and say 'Arise Sir Brakes'.


Or do we make them from Argon or Xenon?

silicon spray, quick and can easily be done surreptitiously.
on the recovery front i booked a emergency appointment for the doctor, i have only had to weight 4 weeks, so go to see him on the 17th.