the recovery

[n-ick]

Yo, you'll be needing the services
of Seamus the Fearless.
He's much in demand.


Spud has several savage dogs, we could paint them yellow with black stripes and
glue some whiskers on 'em.

 

[byegad]

Seamus would be ideal, but I think he's in foreign parts, probably hunting more big cats, or was it Big Foot?

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmio,
we , at the Chatsworth Estate testing labs have developed
an ideal aid for tha' RECOVERY.

Without a care to expense we have glued
2 mirrors back to back. So not only
will tha' see thee'sen
going around the bend,
but will be able to see
thee'sen coming back again.

When pointed at painful bits of the body this should doubly reflect God like glow aiding

the RECOVERY.

Tha' might try spinning this out at speed ,
it may lead to TIME or space distortion.

 

[markg0vbr]

Yo Cosmio,
we , at the Chatsworth Estate testing labs have developed
an ideal aid for tha' RECOVERY.

Without a care to expense we have glued
2 mirrors back to back. So not only
will tha' see thee'sen
going around the bend,
but will be able to see
thee'sen coming back again.

When pointed at painful bits of the body this should doubly reflect God like glow aiding

the RECOVERY.

Tha' might try spinning this out at speed ,
it may lead to TIME or space distortion.

the class to day went ok, i did take it slow and then did a 23mile ride on the q when i got home, was getting some pain in the effected parts, and it tipped it down with rain but it was nice hot water.
i am seriously considering getting a velomobile, it will take me a bit to save up for it, with a small motor in it for the hills

i could of course just decide to cure my self bit is that sporting? think of all the health professionals i am keeping in work.

 

[markg0vbr]

160630069443 spoted a nuder one on flea bay

 

[n-ick]

If tha's getter a nuder one, then throw away all tha' clothes.

This'll do;

http://www.sunrider-cycles.com/en/

 

[markg0vbr]

i like the waw though i have been looking at the other ones like the ocean cycle body for the quest nt.
i do like the easy ingress and egress, that is mainly what is putting me off quest and mongo.
today i go to the ......... scrap yard on a quest... boom booom booom "just imagine dramatic music and a deep viced actor here, as the budgit for this quest is quiet low" the quest for the fixing thingy bits of the end of one of them whats-it things that help lift the boot lid on a estate car quest.
the amazing story of our hero bravely crossing 400 yards of adventure filled estate, climbing several coarse way edges and back fighting off the vague attentions of several alcoholics waiting for the pub to open. the times supplement said "what eh? never herd of it sounds rubbish, is it a book?".

 

[Speicher]

Here is how to find the fixing thingy bits for the end of a whats-it thing that lifts the boot lid.

Standing by the 1962 Datsun Sunny, which is under a Hillman Imp, is Whojimaflip, who lived next door to what'shername. He will have all the answers. He may even know that you are looking for a hydrohaulic strut.

Strut, by the way, that is not the way to describe your prambulations across said breaker's yard.

 

[byegad]

Strut into our local scrap yard and they'd set the starving dogs on you. Unless you are selling only slightly second hand copper wire by the mile that is.

Come to think of it does three ravenous Rottwielers = 1 hungry Bengal Tiger? Possibly and well worth a try.


Could be the cure for our heroic idiot sorry, sun bronzed GEEK Oh my gawd!

 

[n-ick]

Yo,
amongst all this doggerel, is there no word of the RECOVERY
and the rehabilitation to useful taxpaying work?

Be aware sir, there is a slippery downward slope to sloth,
daytime tv and White Lightning.
Eventually tha' could join the English Defence League.

Gird tha' loins and face up to tha' pain.
Grinding of teeth works.

Spud has some tooth glue ,
we could
glue them
together.

 

[byegad]

If you are worried about him being a drain on all the tax you pay Nick. Why don't you train him to eat nothing and live on fresh and free for now until our blessed government can work out a way of taxing it like they've taxed everything else, air?

We did that with our dog and it was fine until it suddenly died.

 

[n-ick]

Sinical but true.
I could insist that Cosmio be kept alive,
but at minimal public expense and
further move that he shall at no further expense
be given the best possible advice,( until a beer tent hoves into view).
Transportation or the WORKHOUSE being other options.

Without Cosmio we would have,
nobody willing, nae, eager to queue,
nobody to draught behind,
nobody volunteering to ride first past hungry and massive dogs,
nobody to willingly and cheerfully fling
themselves on the ground and replace a gear cable.(Whilst being sat on, as a handy couch).

It is also handy to have a less fortunate lower God
in our midst as we are with him
in his struggles toward RECOVERY,





no we're not.
We could ration the air , or give him pre-used.


Yes please;
http://oceancycle.co.uk/products

 

[markg0vbr]

the quest was successful! and the trailer is now re hitched with the ends off one off them strut things, on the short test ride my lad did it peformed well. i still think i will use the rack on the trike with the peddle bins for my trips though, the trailer will come in for trips to the shops for bulcky heivy stuff.

i have dropped a couple of dress sizes, i was being mesured for a kilt to wear while riding recumbent for better ventilation, i am now 33 and a 1/2" waist, i put this down to stress lack of appetite following a glimpse of byegad in shorts and having to live off air. deportation! yes please, i can be ready to go in ten minuets, even if i have to help row the boat and i can do good plaintive moaning i have been practising.
i will set off for a ride in a bit and see how it goes.
re gimp factor, i have passed the ordination and will be in the semi finals in the autumn, there is one stiff legged competitor though how, on the commencement of each step begins with a pendula motion of his right hand steadily building in speed until every joint in his moveable side snaps whip like shooting the stiff leg forward after a short grunt the entire proses starts again, it is quite hypnotic you are constantly wondering what happens if there is a slight miss timing and will be hard to beet, unless i catch him in a dark ally some time soon.
no news on the judges yet but i believe peter andre is desperate to be involved along with,

hear seen demonstrating one of his signature moves, as a fellow cyclist this bodes well.

 

[byegad]

Can you wait for deportation until Redcar gets its boating lake rowing boats repaired? I'll pay for the boat, 1/2hr will do as all we have to do is row to the far side of the lake, lift it out complete with the Geeky god and carry him along the front and down the first launching point. I've a plastic compass which came in my Xmas cracker the year before last and Norway is straight out to sea from Redcar beach.

Revenge for all those nasty Vikings coming over here and burning and pillaging.

 

[markg0vbr]

deportations too good for em, nail em up, nail some seance into em! you sound like my boss.



i have still not worked out how to do a built up peddle, i think some phone alls to some of the disability cycling places might be worth a try..