the recovery

[n-ick]

Yo,
Indeed sire,
noble in appearance ,
deed and depth of wallet.

Anything noble may be obtained
at your lbs.
Just get bronzed up and
declare yourself a minor God.

You'lll soon find yourself
transported away.

In the final days
there may even be word of the
RECOVERY.

This week Spud is experimenting
with super glue
and Butane gas.

There may be blood.

 

[byegad]

I thought he was a sun bronzed major god. At least that was what he told me.


The recovery is not mentioned anymore.


What we're waiting for now is the second recovery. There shall be bands of angels, or me on my recorder. There shall be dread things happening dreadfully. And the 4 trikers will ride out:-

Famine, aka Nick, (No meat)
Pestilence, aka the unrecovered sun bronzed god, of indeterminate rank.
War, aka byegad in a bad mood.
Death, aka Spud on his broken trike.

Then we shall have THE SECOND RECOVERY!


I'm going to lay myself down for a few minutes until the voices in my head stop.

 

[markg0vbr]

i was bronzed in skeggness we i thought it was then i discoverer it was rust. my rank is demi god i was hoping to go up in the tables this year but, "soddingcrapycellphone" the up and coming deity on the block just piped me to the post. i am also fighting off "pleasedonteatmycard" and every one is keeping a close eye on "grrrrrrrrrrrnananaaaarg" the road rage god.


today was a bad day, lots of pain shooting up and down the leg, lingering about the sight of the brake then meandering across into the groin to say hello before drifting around to the lower back. the last two weeks i have felt like a train wreck, i think i need glue, meccarno a echaskech--"as i do not have a xray at home"-- and a chain saw to lop off the infective bits.
i only managed about 4miles on the hand bike and non on the q
the ventaseat thing works well though so there is a bit of good news.

tomorrow i will be experimenting with dangling upside down--"i have nailed a old boot to the ceiling of the shed and will strap my left foot in to it "-- apparently this can be quite therapeutic according to a email i just received. you know i have just realised i have drifted back in to the tendency to ramble on a bit again must be the lack of sleep, some times after about 46hours you get some fantastic hallucinations! i can recommend them, all the kids don't need drugs just stay awake for three days before a gig, this will have the added benefit of every one just keeling over at the end non of that roudy truble at three am, all the police would have to do is hand out some teddy bears and cups of hot horlicks. they could have mass slumbers and dribbling on the decks.

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmio,
tha' could extend hanging upside down by taking up the wasteful olympic sport of high platform diving.

I should start off low, say with a chair, then work up to cliff height.
It might end your pain, if the tide is well out.

We're all suffering your pain,






.......no we're not.

 

[markg0vbr]

today i have decided i am going to go insane for a bit, probably about 11:42 but first.
i will have a bit of a ride on the q to get thing moving again, as it is quiet nice weather i think the mankini will get a airing today, get the air circulating.

plans are still ongoing for the madenhall rally, a team of 5 sheep are in training, i have constructed a sheep wheel--"a bit like a hamster wheel

but smaller and Reuleauxual"-- the only problem i have is making a pulling harness coupling and a slight control issue, i never seem to have a problem getting them to pull as soon as i sit down on the trike they are off like a shot it is getting them to stop, i am working on a clutch mechanism which is basicly a bolt gun but this has the draw back of being effectively lethal so i am working on a sheep resurrection prod.

 

[byegad]

I see it happened early mark. Around 09.18 by my calculation.

I see you've given up on minions and plan to use sheep. The one major thing about sheep, the defining factor, you may say, is that they are stupid. So I can see how they'd be easier than minions to to recruit, but training them even with a captive bolt gun and cattle prod may prove to be beyond even your powers.

Fail and you'll get demoted from demi god to something a lot lower.

 

[markg0vbr]

i just did a ride with my lads trailer on the trike it was a but bouncy! at the back.
i will true both wheels on the trailer this afternoon and have ordered some parts for a new coupling for it, dam devious the youth of today "when you pop in to gran's can you tow my trailer back home please dad".
plus he timed this to fit in with my brief experiment with insanity so my credit card was pried from my twitching hand like lightning.


the problem i found with minions is, they tend to be needy, wanting feeding ect and they tend to get a bit grumpy when repeatedly whipped.
the sheep may be put in abeyance as i had a radical thought today, it may be possible to adapt a small petrol generator i have to run on methane gas! the worlds first commode assisted trike, now that's what i call thinking out side the card bored construct.

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmio,
there's a whole med trolley comes
around the ward in the evenings.
I'm sure there's lots of stuff on it that
would do you good. Even get both brain cells
working together. There's also
a few electro pads which
can be wired to the mains for you.


Spud is making an electric chair,
he has wired it directly to
the street light outside.

Would you care to try it out, for comfort,
after dark?

If you feel like your'e
sliding down it ,
we can
glue
you
in.

 

[MartinG]

//
today was a bad day, lots of pain shooting up and down the leg, lingering about the sight of the brake then meandering across into the groin to say hello before drifting around to the lower back.
//

This sounds as though it could be a sacro-iliac problem - have you had your pelvis checked? The sacro-iliac joint refers pain to the groin (it can feel like you've been kicked in the balls) and/or down the front of the thigh. You can also get Piriformis (one of the buttock muscles) tightening up, which can pinch the sciatic nerve, causing pain (and/or pins and needles, tingling, numbness) down the leg.

If you want to find a local Osteopath, look on the General Osteopathic Council's website: www.osteopathy.org.uk
They are the regulator for the profession and you can search the register to find someone near you.

 

[n-ick]

on t'other hand
we could kick him in the balls.

Spud has an old football boot
which we could glue
onto a broom handle
to get a better swing.

 

[markg0vbr]

//
today was a bad day, lots of pain shooting up and down the leg, lingering about the sight of the brake then meandering across into the groin to say hello before drifting around to the lower back.
//

This sounds as though it could be a sacro-iliac problem - have you had your pelvis checked? The sacro-iliac joint refers pain to the groin (it can feel like you've been kicked in the balls) and/or down the front of the thigh. You can also get Piriformis (one of the buttock muscles) tightening up, which can pinch the sciatic nerve, causing pain (and/or pins and needles, tingling, numbness) down the leg.

If you want to find a local Osteopath, look on the General Osteopathic Council's website: www.osteopathy.org.uk
They are the regulator for the profession and you can search the register to find someone near you.

thanks for the Helpful and thoughtful interest, Martin, it is the 9" screws going up through the bone that is causing the problem, i have had sciatica and trapped nerve at the bottom of my back of and on for years, my pelvis is a ok with all the x-rays and bone scans they would have spotted any thing like a sacro-iliac problem.
some one showing concern and trying to be helpful is like a breath of fresh air i sit here all welling up with emotion.

what i normally get is when out on a gathering of the trikes ride, every time i look in the mirrors 5 or 6 trikes drafting me, i have to go and get every ones tea n buns especially if there is a long queue and when some one brake down how yes how ends up laying on the floor fixing it hum hummmm i should be grateful they ask and don't just tip me off the trike and say right ho get on with it then. on the other hand i never wont for a bit of extra luggage to carry for some one and they are good about making sure i have to park the furthest away from every thing so i get my exorcise and they help keep me from getting fat by clearing the cake and chocolate biscuits before i get back.
this is the kind of comradery that rely makes you glad that you went recumbent.

and now for the ubiquitous holiday snaps.

me out running my mum on here crapy lecy chair, yes i was smiling i was on my holls. and the date is wrong i will have to sort that out one day.


and this one is a ......... student! eeeek, that comes periodicly and empty my kitchen of every thing edible, leaves massive bags of washing, then vanishes leaving me a poorer and broken man, she keeps saying she is my eldest? but have not got here to clarify this as yet.

 

[n-ick]

Eeeyup Cosimo,
tha' bears the pain of being
a minor bronzed God .Greetings to tha' tribe ,
who must suffer with tha' pain.

Be grateful to have a roll in life
as a human football.

We suffer with you,




no we don't.

Next time tha' queues up for us,
could you just barge your way to the head of the queue.
That'll cut the time
we have to wait for you
to hobble back.

We might have a spectacular Easter end to your suffering.

Spud is building a huge cross of old pallet wood. We can glue you to it.
Should you begin to slip down,
we can use nails.

 

[markg0vbr]

yesterdays trailer service was ok, both wheels trued and filled with slime, the bearings set up and wheels aliened properly, just waiting for the ball and socket couplers coming.


today i go to the walk like a weeble exorcise class, for a bit of flexing.

when will the spud revile his "world longest trike"?

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmio,
good luck with the weeble and flexing.
Hope it hurts as much as my leg
did after 3 months in plaster. "Yes it will bend....oh."
Tha' must indeed suffer for tha' pleasure
wi' an open wallet and a grin.
What thy spawn does not take, the State will.

I'm afraid that despite pictures, the Spud's longest trike
has now been properly bolted back together.
He had to use the bolt running thro' his neck
and now his head keeps falling off,( despite glue).

After looking in the Book of Revelations,
we can find little or no sign off the RECOVERY.
Have you mixed this up with the RAPTURE?

Word has it your sick note is now longer than the M6.
If you made it into a Mobius strip you could go on forever.
I think that you have a cunning
plan to retire early due to lunacy.

Brace yourself sir, both religion ,milk
and gas will soon be available in your area.

 

[byegad]

Good luck with the Physioterrorist. If all else fails I can borrow a tiger from the local zoo. He could chase you along the road for a mile or two. That will loosen everything up nicely, including your knee, hip and bowels!