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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

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only did a ride down town on handcrank today 5.6 345ft of climbing.

today i have been pondering.
what it is about squirrels that disturbs me?
is it wrong to lick crisps in a bole on a buffet to see if you like them and put them back if not?
if fortune tellers are so good why do they charge? and why are people daft enough to believe in them?
should velomobiles be subsidised like electric cars that in no why reduce congestion?
if some one is a bad dancer they are said to have two left feet! have good dances got two right feet?
can cows walk down a flight of stairs?
it takes ages for women to get ready to go out and again to get ready for bed, should they not have extra lessens on how to get dressed ect at school?
why do women on a night out go to the loo in groups? do they need to give each other a leg up are the lavs too high?
being a hairy man, i always have a natural vest on, which helps with temperature regulation also helps to protect me against sun burn, when in India i noticed most men wear wearing a vest and most kids wear them, the vast majority of adult men in the uk dont they also seem popular in the old eastern block contrary, i draw no conclusion from this i was just pondering.
why am i always charge for a pear of trousers but only get one?
why is a pothole not "a roadhole" its in a road not a pot!
why do pavement mountain bike riders all have the saddle far too low? and wear a helmet that is so badly fitting?
when trundleing along a very busy narrow road and a car driver uses 1/2 a ltr of fuel revving there engine as they come past you, then have to pull up 50yards down the road behind a 1/2 mile line of cars, is it wrong to giggle like a school girl as you trundle past there open window?
i just realised if i wear ever to re tile the hall floor i could do it with five less tiles if i did not move the dog!
 

n-ick

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Yo Cosmio,
Cosmic thoughts and wise words mate.

I can only advise that you might try the body hair
knitting machine that we have now connected up to the mains.
It is even possible to include a set of buttons to the front ,
to enable access in case of cpr.
There are both Arran and plain knit pattern available.

I share your mystification with the annoying modernity of modern life.
I can only advise that you abandon all clothes and go and live under a hedge.
Unfortunately all free thinkers must suffer from materialism.
Just don't tell anyone that you feel strange or out of place.




We await further notification and word of the RECOVERY.
 

byegad

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He used the W word and I don't mean Wodka!

I fear for Markg0vbr's sanity if he keeps this up. Then there'll never be a recovery!

Ban n-ick!
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

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i,. i,. i,. may...... may develop a spspspspeech impediment, i have started flinching at sudden noises and have a slight tic.
no news as to when, where or what they may or may not have me doing, as a temporary possibly permanent replacement to my job and i can definitely state that,,,, possibly.


the ride today again was good the built up shoe is making a difference and my peddling action feels a lot better.
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Yo Cosmio,
get a toc to go with your tic and tha' could be
the speaking clock of Rawmarsh
and all points North. Just don't write down
the time for anyone .

I suppose on the hour tha' could chime
or go" boing".
That could be street art,
tha' could get a grant and a good kickin'.

I feel that the green shoot of RECOVERY
is a long way away ( further the better).
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Yo Comio,
get one!
It would add to tha' satorial Godly elegance and
would be useful in case of rain, wind,
falling frogs, fish and sun.

Tha' could even be tranported to
WORK
under such a contraption.

I understand there may be vacancies
for shade carriers in the far NORTH.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

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went to the motorbike club meet this morning, then hand crank up to shops. a bit of maintenance, i found the minor chainging problem was down to the juster thingy .
 
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