the recovery

[Speicher]

I have a very small juster, useful for tightening srews on my specticles. It's juster minute.

I am looking for a tuit, a round one. So I can say I will do certain things when I get a round tuit.

 

[markg0vbr]

i did a test ride today to see if my annoying problem is solved! no i cant walk properly but the gears seem to have settled down. i only did 15 miles but 758ft of climbing, to give every thing a good workout.
Then a 6 mile hand crank to get the blood going, there is a bit about a mile long that i can free wheel most of at a steady speed as i steer with my feet i took the opportunity to have a sandwich and a small bottle of cranberry juices and admire the pleasant afternoon scenery, it is a very relaxed civilised mode of transport, just got to work out how to keep the dam napkin from blowing off my lap! and a bespoke cruet holder needs installing.

 

[byegad]

Take off the ash tray Mark and you'll be able to fit the cruet set although I'd suggest the Ti ones and only fill them to 1/4 full.

Meanwhile what news on work? Remember that?

 

[Speicher]

If you carry out some measurements regarding your preferred ratio of salt to pepper, you could pre-mix the condiments. Then you would only need one cruet. That might save you at least 0.76g.

 

[byegad]

If you carry out some measurements regarding your preferred ratio of salt to pepper, you could pre-mix the condiments. Then you would only need one cruet. That might save you at least 0.76g.

That's just silly!

 

[Speicher]

That's just silly!

Please make a specific notation of wot you fink is silly about it!

 

[byegad]

Well you need to put more salt on a tomato than you do on a new potato but the came amount of pepper.

This answer is not to be sneezed at.

 

[markg0vbr]

i would have to have titanium curet, the main problem i have is gherkin stability, i find a wet gherkin some times has a tendency to migrate across a open topped sandwich, which in its self might be a problem i will do some experiments with the radical concept of putting another slice of bread on top of the filling, if it works i might patent the concept and retire!



i had a phone call today at 2:15 asking why i had not turned up for a meeting at w***, i informed them that i knew nothing about aforementioned rendezvous and attempted to ascertain how i was to be informed of this, "er a letter" sorry i have received no such missive, was is posted? and if so when as it is almost 3.5 miles form the depot to my abode i suspect a wounded hamster was employed--"probably with a small cart of some description, even allowing for hamster nibble brakes"-- apparently it was put in the post Friday lunch time! big on notice mmmmm
well out of the goodness of my vascular pump i dragged my carcass down to the office to be told, good news we have some gainful employment for you! on the gate of the depot. we will see how things go but if--"spending my time sitting in a cabin occasionally pushing a button and not doing any of my exorcizes"-- i do not look like i will recover it might turn in to a permanent position, on 2/3rds my present pay working split shifts so i will get one full day off in every two weeks, "gosh i wonder why they are so short staffed???"--"i pondered, looking mean-fully at the gmb convener"--.
so later in the week i will go up to the depot to be mentored, "dis is de red button and dis is de green button" with a viw to me starting a.s.a.p. as they are really short staffed.

 

[markg0vbr]

Well you need to put more salt on a tomato than you do on a new potato but the came amount of pepper.

This answer is not to be sneezed at.

i wonder if came is slightly less than a smidgen or a gnats thingys?

 

[markg0vbr]

That's just silly!

yes we are teetering on the edge of total insanity, please pull your self together we can not sit down for histrionics i need calm in my time of strife.

 

[byegad]

Ha! Insults form the man walking in ever decreasing circles!

Careful young cur! Or I'll switch on my Acme electro-magnet and drag you all the way from God's own County to County Durham, home of the Lambton Worm! This fearsome Worm is really a dragon and will eat you alive (At least alive until it's first bite.) and spit out the metal bits.

Today's Sun Bronzed Geek God will be tomorrow's Worm poo!

 

[markg0vbr]

Ha! Insults form the man walking in ever decreasing circles!

you cant say that, that is ablityesst, ..... naaaa your a bit of a cripp yourself so i will let you off

i have a suite of armer with knifes welded all over it on stand by i might wear it on my next ride just make it harder.
any how the worm is a myth, now the slightly agitated mollusc, of bramptonberlow is a real and terrifying beast.
it sucks your ........ while garbing your ......... then very slowly ....... your ..... gosh i feel ill just thinking about it.

 

[byegad]

Oor Worm'll eat yon mollusc wi' wild garlic and ask for more.

 

[Scoosh]

"gosh i wonder why they are so short staffed???"--"i pondered, looking mean-fully at the gmb convener"--.
so later in the week i will go up to the depot to be mentored, "dis is de red button and dis is de green button" with a viw to me starting a.s.a.p. as they are really short staffed.

Just because you spend much time on your 'bentmobile, they needn't start being sizeist

!

Prepare the Union Man, I say

<considers : is this getting a bit 'edgy' ?

>

 

[byegad]

Sad they are going to take up your riding, drinking, mind expanding and thoroughly wasted time with the dread W***. Total bastards!

Anyone would think they're paying you or something!