the recovery

[markg0vbr]

i am trying different fuels to see what works best, today i will be lickerish powered!
i did oatcake yesterday though a sustained energy level was maintained over the 38.7893421 mile test circuit the trailing, i think might be flawed and needs to be done at different parts of my metabolic cycle, also such things as peanut butter filed cucumber might contravene some international human rights legislation.

while riding this week i have been pondering the wisdom of making all fast food wrappers exceptionally heavy, this will give people a workout as they eat, making all counters at the top of a slight slope with a tread mill in front this works at bars as well and designing a new range of clothing to be called "if you think wearing a pair of trendy trainers is going to shape that massive ass your deranged, all my clothes have a rope attached so you can fasten them to a old tyre and drag it around with you" or "drag to fit" tm. i could then do a range of designer tyres paint them different colur, put glitter on them ect and for the cheats i could sell them helium filled ones to make it easer to drag.

 

[markg0vbr]

pain levels have started low today, the for-cast though is for short burst of discomfort to come in from the groin spreading in a northerly direction before subsiding in to a throbbing aching around tea time.
there was a flash aggggggrgger f&*(&g h%$l fire alert at 6am when tying shoe laces but this seams to have dissipated of to th west.

 

[byegad]

Liquorice is a poor fuel. While enough will make you go faster, there's no evidence that you'll cycle any faster.

By the way your spell checker is broken again.

 

[n-ick]

EEEEYUP Cosmo,
just back from t'olidays.

Glad to see tha' 2 brain celles have kept t'thread warm.

Tha' can go faster with lickorice, its a
LAXATIVE.

Mostly tha'll go faster where there's no where

convenient.

It might be more dramatic to cover the'self
in tar and feathers.
We could then set light to you.

This would have the effect of door to door
KFC.


WHERE CAN I GET SHOE LASSES?

I realy hate to mention it
(no I don't),but is there word of

RECOVERY?

 

[byegad]

I thought he was trying to scare away some girls, but now I realise he meant shoe laces!



U karnt beate ay gud spel ov wheathar toow gette mii brayn wurkin.

 

[markg0vbr]

the lickerish diet had some unforeseen side effects, the bathroom ceiling needs painting and the reading material needs refreshing, also today i feel amazingly light.

while sat thinking! i had a bit of a Epiphany but forgot what it was when i came down stairs and my lad gave me a cup of tea without asking for one! he then cleaned all the windows and swept the patio, all my nerves are on edge i immediately had a good look around my bikes but nothing is broken that i can see, so will just have to Wait in suspenders and see what it is all about.
my daughter turned up unannounced later she and my eldest lad then pined down my ikle one and shaved his head no2 buzz cut, this has become a bit of a back to school tradition, he unlike my self is not a stile icon but i have hopes he will one day attain this status.

today i visit the physiotherapist for a extended period 11:30 to 14:00 i will then have a not stand up in a darkened room for a bit, whimpering is not compulsory apparently.

 

[byegad]

There's hope for the little one if he's not like you. Maybe they should give you a restyling. I've got a nice big plastic bucket and can easily drill a couple of eye holes in it, if you're game!

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmo,
will tha' ask the psych/ologist/physiotherapist for
any news of the recovery ?

I have noticed a lot of displaced persons
wearing pizza advertising around here.

Perhaps you could apply and add wheels ( and flames ).
A larger pizza box
would allow you to live wild, free
and without requirement for worldy chattels.

We are constantly thinking of further assistance to aid your
struggle and manage increased pain levels.

Would immersion in canals help?

 

[markg0vbr]

like taking the waters at spars but for poor people?
tomorrows test is porridge and marmite sandwiches or in a tortilla wrap.
i have remembered what it was! oat cake wheel disc's, it is a water proof glaze that is still edeble that is defeating me at the moment.

 

[byegad]

Taking water from SPAR will get you rightly arrested, named and shamed and jailed. I know, as a fellow Tyke, it's hard but try giving them money for it.

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmo,
tha' should forget drinking water altogether.
It's full of Hydrogen and Oxygen. There's also a majority
of chemicals and floaty bits.
Don't drink anything that fish can live in.

Better to concentrate on THE RECOVERY.

If out and about , in case of thick fog or falling water;

We can tatoo your post code ( with hot irons)
on your head in case you get lost.

If this is a step too far then Spud has some glue
to stick your roadsign to the back of your head.
Apply now for buy one get one free.

 

[byegad]

It's not the fact that fish live in water that bothers most people. It's the other things they get up to in it.

Drink beer, fish can't live in that*.

Except some weaker beers sold to the gullible.

 

[n-ick]

Wise words mate,
we might test all theories by covering Cosmo
in beer mixed with fish water and oil.
This will equate to the North sea.

To finish the spectacle we'll be needing to
ignite a flume of gas, or explosive.

 

[byegad]

That could be a good idea for his return to work. They could light him and save on electricity in the office.

 

[markg0vbr]

right i am going to run away, well i am going to mildonhall rally, as you have been so mean to me--(wipes tear from left cheek)-- at the rally if any one would like to console me in my hour of need i like any real ale heavy on the hops.
the limp less --(trice q)-- will be there as well as the bespoke wobble with pride and i just put a bit of padding in one shoe, your face is permanent stickers.
feel free to come and cook me dinner or carry me to the bogs.