the recovery

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmio,
with offers like that, I'm glad we'll
be hundreds of miles away.

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmo,
I see tha's branched out into the world of books;
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cosmos-Off...8875/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1314614936&sr=8-1

 

[byegad]

How was your ride across the sky yesterday Nick? See any clouds?

 

[markg0vbr]

well i got back from the rally ok, the bike line bus was a good option, as we had a lot of bad weather at the end of the week when i would have been riding down, i got to the rally for about half past eight.

Saturday i had a good ride with some of them dangerous bikes that you have to have a helmet on to ride, they kept whining about head winds! what ever they are? there was lots of grass track racing.
kevin was there enticing the odd victim to the dark side and versus almost normal people with trikes in varying states of customisation.
lots of porridge was eaten songs of solidarety sung and small children frightened.
things did start getting out of hand when a group of campers, in plain sight of every one started..... making pancakes! putting things like raspberry, honey and lemon on them, i can tell you is was shocked to say the least and the security team refused to do any thing about this ... this behaviour.
i am now penning a letter to my member of parliament about the obvious degeneration in society.

 

[Speicher]

I really hope they did not attempt to toss the pancakes. That would just be outrageous!

It should be raspberry or honey and lemon. Have they no sense of decorum?


You will be telling me next that they were drinking tea from mugs.

 

[n-ick]

Eeeyup Cosmio,
tha' certainly has visited
another world Down South.
Sounds like tha's been travelling
beyond a black hole singularity.

Did you see chips , cows or electricity?

Back in the bosom of Middle England, it's
return to
THE RECOVERY.
Time to get tha' leg stretched to normal.

Spud has been to the Buddhist Centre and
seen some intersting techniques using
fire and glue.

 

[Speicher]

MarkgO has told us in the last sentence that there was obviously no generators. So, presumes I, that they had no lectrickery.

 

[markg0vbr]

there were some very odd sounding people drinking lots of this apple drink, looked a bit iffy to me a bit like cloudy wee wee .

there was a chap from that there Lancashire place, so we agreed to put the war on hold for a bit, band together for protection and comprehensible speech.

thank the grate god gum the pancakes tossing was a no go as the best quality £1 nonstick pan was sticking
i did try to explain what oat cakes are and the 101 uses for them, but something got lost in translation


i did spot a chip shop, several large grass eating dogs (it was later explained to me they were cows and frankly what the farmers do to them.... well dose the rspca know?) they are not as advanced as us re electroflexifocation! they had all there grass track racers riding there bikes on rollers to light up the dining hall, you have to keep getting up to prod one with a sharp stick when the light start to flicker.

 

[markg0vbr]

Spud has been to the Buddhist Centre and
seen some intersting techniques using
fire and glue.

being a traditional pit village most people on my road are related to me in some way, my mothers cousins husbands aunt four doors down has three buddhist monks lodging with her for a month three times a year when me cousin comes over from Tibet (she works in Tibet as a translator and English teacher, they help look after her disabled brother while her mother visits my other cousin in Australia) they always take back a lot of hp brown sauce they love the stuff and put it on every thing including cornflakes

 

[byegad]

Ah! That explains a lot Mark. I know of one County Durham ex-pit village where if you marry your second cousin they think you're marrying outside the family. Now we know why you have six toes and webbed feet!

Glad you survived your trip to the deep Souff, innit? Wotcha! etc.etc.etc.

 

[n-ick]

Eeeyup Cosmo,
I can hardly bear to think of the gene pool
in your vicinity. I had imagined sheep and other beasts
to have been involved.

Has thaa' checked for cloven feet and horns?

Fear not Spud is developing a pain free
branding iron based on dry ice and glue.

Will there be word of the RECOVERY?

 

[markg0vbr]

yes ones odetry sensig apendiges were afended quite often by the course estury and some what grating acsent, poor things.

i was some what apprehensive while out on the audax (advertised at 100k was theareticly 112k my gps 72miles a average speed of 14.2 mph, 3678ft of climbing) lacking minions again i had a chain gang of 1, if there were any tribes of chavs about i would have been eaten, but this was found-less as mostly deserted lanes were used.

 

[markg0vbr]

minions in action
i need well trained minions !

 

[byegad]

He posted a F***book page. I don't do F***book.

As to minions I wonder if he means millions. Wiv hiss speelink weel neva noe!

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmio,
after tha' terrible experience in lands to the south,
tha' should lie down in a quite dark room.

Failing that Spud had effected a sensory deprivation
helmet using a compost bin and glue.
This enables the compliant to
receive chips through an opening.

Surely this most current of aids
must stimulate RECOVERY.