Does not Compute !
Does not Compute ! - serfs don't think - do they ? (are yours super-serfs
?) - You don't care !
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Does not Compute ! 
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Well I'm reliably informed serfs have a rudimentary brain, and no I don't care but it's good to see the fear trickle down their legs as I pass by and burning the odd hovel seems to generate that kind of respect. As one expects when one is in one's position* in the social order.
*Very near the top, I'm even on speaking terms with God when he's not wearing silly hats and commenting on cricket.
*Very near the top, I'm even on speaking terms with God when he's not wearing silly hats and commenting on cricket.
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markg0vbr
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- rawmarsh rotherham
It is almost complete the move.
The destination is classified until we have finished negotiations on the house next door to knock through.
Christmas was cancelled and I am refusing to be dragged into the century of the irritated opossum and so the new year will be put on hold.
The ice trike is being serviced also the high racer though it will be sporting some sticky out bits so it will look as wide as a trike from the back.
Is it possible to get air lifted with my braces?
The destination is classified until we have finished negotiations on the house next door to knock through.
Christmas was cancelled and I am refusing to be dragged into the century of the irritated opossum and so the new year will be put on hold.
The ice trike is being serviced also the high racer though it will be sporting some sticky out bits so it will look as wide as a trike from the back.
Is it possible to get air lifted with my braces?
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Any one needing the supposedly secret address please send your name and contact details on an English £10 note to:-
Lord Byegad's private SAS.
PO Box URDED
North Riding of God's Own County of Yorkshire.
Lord Byegad's private SAS.
PO Box URDED
North Riding of God's Own County of Yorkshire.
I believe this is intended to mean "we haven't yet told the neighbours that we are going to knock down their house but they'll find out when we've completed the work". Very Estate Agent ...
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
It would be polite to knock on their door, before knocking a whole hole in the side of their house, methinks.
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markg0vbr
Über Member
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- rawmarsh rotherham
We is very polight, we allas tell foke if thy r getin on us nerves "pack it in or thal get a smack int gob" then we hit them very hard in the face just as a friendly warning.
I was going to move next door to my older two mini me's but having assessed the house next door the likely hood of freighting them in to moving is not very good as they are ex ??? Drug users and on probation !
The houses over the road belongs to a two old lady's that might drop of the perch at any time.
some around the corner might be coming up soon ish. The gardens run across the end of mine so we will be able to take the hedg out and make all three gardens in to one. I will be able to put in a narrow gage rail system for my recliner to go out through a roller door at the back of my house and using points go to ether of the kids, a canopy may be needed over my chair if it is raining or a fishing umbrella?
The first house we lived in my dads sisters lived ether side of us and my dads mum lived over the back. All the kids would be passed over the yard walls to my gran in the morning then passed back over at lunch time after my mum and two aunts had done the house work.
In the local towns this was common for family to move in to adjoining houses so the older kids could pip round next door with a plate for gran or borrow bits n bobs till pay day.
The haggis tinning was done last week after they had been hung for six weeks to become gamey.
Tomorrow I will be up at the crack of mid morning to roll up my sleeves and supervise the ikle ist mini me painting and cleaning at my house so he can move in to the big bed room that is now vacant Snurthththth they grow up so fast .
I was going to move next door to my older two mini me's but having assessed the house next door the likely hood of freighting them in to moving is not very good as they are ex ??? Drug users and on probation !
The houses over the road belongs to a two old lady's that might drop of the perch at any time.
some around the corner might be coming up soon ish. The gardens run across the end of mine so we will be able to take the hedg out and make all three gardens in to one. I will be able to put in a narrow gage rail system for my recliner to go out through a roller door at the back of my house and using points go to ether of the kids, a canopy may be needed over my chair if it is raining or a fishing umbrella?
The first house we lived in my dads sisters lived ether side of us and my dads mum lived over the back. All the kids would be passed over the yard walls to my gran in the morning then passed back over at lunch time after my mum and two aunts had done the house work.
In the local towns this was common for family to move in to adjoining houses so the older kids could pip round next door with a plate for gran or borrow bits n bobs till pay day.
The haggis tinning was done last week after they had been hung for six weeks to become gamey.
Tomorrow I will be up at the crack of mid morning to roll up my sleeves and supervise the ikle ist mini me painting and cleaning at my house so he can move in to the big bed room that is now vacant Snurthththth they grow up so fast .
classic33
Leg End Member
Nowt strange about Yorkshire!!"polite" .... SBGG ... are these compatible in the same sentence without a 'not' ? He is from that 'strange' county, you know ...
byegad
Legendary Member
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- NE England
"polite" .... SBGG ... are these compatible in the same sentence without a 'not' ? He is from that 'strange' county, you know ...
This from a nation jealous of our reputation for thrift!
"jealous" ??? 
'jealous' ?.....?*
From the people who taught you all you know* about thrift ?
'jealous' ...
* some ? removed in the interests of frugality
** naturally, we kept some of oursecrets best ideas back - wouldn't want you to get swelly-headed
'jealous' ?.....?* From the people who taught you all you know* about thrift ?
'jealous' ...
* some ? removed in the interests of frugality
** naturally, we kept some of our
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markg0vbr
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- rawmarsh rotherham
Aaaaargggh it's all gone chesticls Up!
Emegration to the next village should not be this hard. No electricery int front bedroom is now thought to be down to a nail int wire That runs through the plaster up the wall, grinder and chisel noises will be herd soon. A drip from under the sink in the bathroom will be for the third time some time next week and the new vent in the front room is like a whind tunnel in overdrive if I was a man frock northern tribe man I would have to put wool undergarments on.
The frog forecast for the week end is low so paddling in the canal cut looking for a new shopping trolley may be on it has become common practice in some parts of Rotherham to use trolleys in the garde to burn house hold rubbish I don't do this as I have a nice log stove but I still like to fit in so want one to just stand in the back garden with a bit of ash spread around it so people will not think I am all posh and snobby when I ignore them in the street.
Emegration to the next village should not be this hard. No electricery int front bedroom is now thought to be down to a nail int wire That runs through the plaster up the wall, grinder and chisel noises will be herd soon. A drip from under the sink in the bathroom will be for the third time some time next week and the new vent in the front room is like a whind tunnel in overdrive if I was a man frock northern tribe man I would have to put wool undergarments on.
The frog forecast for the week end is low so paddling in the canal cut looking for a new shopping trolley may be on it has become common practice in some parts of Rotherham to use trolleys in the garde to burn house hold rubbish I don't do this as I have a nice log stove but I still like to fit in so want one to just stand in the back garden with a bit of ash spread around it so people will not think I am all posh and snobby when I ignore them in the street.
... and you would be described as "a big Jessie" or "a big wuss" !
I don't think there is too much danger of that - they'll have seen you by then ...
Good to see that you have been fully committed
(really !) to 
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markg0vbr
Über Member
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- rawmarsh rotherham
My log fire has a cat a lick it thing it is very good for lifting your night shirt to give your bum worm up before bed.
It helps with the terrible shooting pain in my left knee keeps you from getting bord through the night.
I keep having a go at shooting night John boy but I don't think my lads get the refrance.
It helps with the terrible shooting pain in my left knee keeps you from getting bord through the night.
I keep having a go at shooting night John boy but I don't think my lads get the refrance.
