Sorry ...shouting not shooting.
You will have people thinking I am un hinged, all the trophies I have are real if some what on the small size*.
I sleep-d this morning and woke up feeling terrific I may set out enthusiastecly to clime the stairs.
Base camp will be at the third step after aclimetisation an attempt to summit will be made, without oxygen or a native guide.
I intend to have a live feed to my YouTube Chanel via drone for the flag planting.
Unfortunately I have had to re think the tv in my camper van the 60" with surround sound and sub woofer was a tad ambitious, I have instead opted for a small shelf for my kindle.
It will however have a pice of the high tec rubber anty slip matting on it in bright green, the latest technology you know.
Suffering a minion strik yesterday** admittedly it was three twenty am and I was not fiering on all cilinders so was a bit slow and slerred a bit on the intercom he flatly refused to go to the supermacardo and get them!
I am googleing them remot control jockey things the use on camels when they race them, I am not going to put up with this wonton disregard for my care, I should report him to adult social services for cripple abuse.
You just can't get good staf I would have thought by now you would be able to get them flat packed.
What happened to all the under sea houses and fully automatic kitchens I was promised when I was a lad glued to tomorrow's world
https://soundcloud.com/chris-nash-22/tomorrows-world-theme-1980seagerly awaiting the next cutting edge invention.
*you try stuffing and mounting a ant.
**i just realised that we had no olives in brine and tind oxtong so hit the emergency radio linked door bell button linked to minion 1's bed room, it plays a medley you know I though it would be entertaing for him, a lot better than a buzzer.