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byegad

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Sounds like a good start shooting that sanctimonious prick John Boy! Personally I always felt like shooting the whole Walton clan whenever the first Lady Byegad watched that rubbish.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

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Sorry ...shouting not shooting.
You will have people thinking I am un hinged, all the trophies I have are real if some what on the small size*.

I sleep-d this morning and woke up feeling terrific I may set out enthusiastecly to clime the stairs.
Base camp will be at the third step after aclimetisation an attempt to summit will be made, without oxygen or a native guide.
I intend to have a live feed to my YouTube Chanel via drone for the flag planting.

Unfortunately I have had to re think the tv in my camper van the 60" with surround sound and sub woofer was a tad ambitious, I have instead opted for a small shelf for my kindle.
It will however have a pice of the high tec rubber anty slip matting on it in bright green, the latest technology you know.

Suffering a minion strik yesterday** admittedly it was three twenty am and I was not fiering on all cilinders so was a bit slow and slerred a bit on the intercom he flatly refused to go to the supermacardo and get them!
I am googleing them remot control jockey things the use on camels when they race them, I am not going to put up with this wonton disregard for my care, I should report him to adult social services for cripple abuse.

You just can't get good staf I would have thought by now you would be able to get them flat packed.
What happened to all the under sea houses and fully automatic kitchens I was promised when I was a lad glued to tomorrow's world https://soundcloud.com/chris-nash-22/tomorrows-world-theme-1980seagerly awaiting the next cutting edge invention.

*you try stuffing and mounting a ant.
**i just realised that we had no olives in brine and tind oxtong so hit the emergency radio linked door bell button linked to minion 1's bed room, it plays a medley you know I though it would be entertaing for him, a lot better than a buzzer.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

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I have yet again got staffing issues, not wanting to waist expensive diesel, I have been working on a sail and discountable mast for the top of my luxury motor home (old plumbers van), most times I am out and about being too strong for light work, I am not in a rush so plod along at a blistering 24.3mph enjoying the sights.
My calculations done using the pocket calculator and abacus, allowing for a small margin of error in my CSE grad maths, a mast 30ft high with a boom of 20ft would be of significant use.

On contacting some former work peeps I was informed it would be unlikely BT would remove the phone lines over the road along my most traveled roads.

I am now looking into a dog asist for my ice trike with heated clothing.
 

byegad

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Location
NE England
I think he means his Trike has heated clothing. Last time I saw him, I certainly tried to persuade him that soaking the trike, and himself in petrol and taking up smoking would be a big help!

We can but hope...
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

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Heated vest for is for me it is the one I use on my motortrike in combination with my heated seat, hand grips, gloves and boot insoles.
I also have a gaucho, it is like a combination chaps + apron it is wind and water proof with a fleece lining.
I can over heat when in slow moving trafic and in the wet start to steam.
 
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markg0vbr

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I have been told the rspca would look unkindly on using a dog assist, this is odd as I have seen lots of videos of people with dog assist and they seem to like what they are doing!
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

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I have two battery's now a motobike one and a small car one with the upgraded alternator.
With the long extension I can sit about chatting still plunged in I is fab heated gloves vest and insoles humming away.

I don't do tempritur differentials very well, pain when going out in the cold and again coming in to the house.
I think I feel a holiday coming on some nice sunny dry place, with nice cycling and like me stunningly gorges people.
It is hard work being sun bronzed and Greek god like all the time.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

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I am beginning to think the dog is defective, I had to move him away from the log fire as I could smell his fur singe.
He never barks and likes to lay with all his legs in the air, totally refuses to fetch a stick and will only go out in the rain
When absolutely necessary.
It might be a cat in a dogs body, should I start a support groupe and can I get funding from the eu?
 
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