the recovery

[n-ick]

Yo Cosimoid,
if tha' goes down South again tha'll change
out of all recognition.
One chap woke up one morning to find he'd been
metamorphosed into a giant moth.

Feer ye not, Spud has developed a breathing recycling system
using an old vacuum cleaner and freezer bags.
In case of emergency tha' should fill some plastic bags with
good Yorkshire air.

Hopefully you have followed all our
advice and invested in Spud's mechanisms. This will improve your chances of
eventual RECOVERY.

 

[byegad]

Nick is a homophone a pink, diamond encrusted Nokia?

 

[n-ick]

Yo, in that case Spud could use one as he wrote off his front wheel today.
Megabucks mate.

 

[markg0vbr]

yes he has a degenerative flange problem! i have seen lard the pics he needs to get that seen to and i don't think they do it on the nhs
a large washer welded to the out side of the flange and drilled to the right hole pattern lard might work ..... or glue.



have a not stand up = laying down.

recumbernaught = a trike pilot.

pins in my leg = two titanium screws going up through my thigh into the ball joint.

thigh = bit thicker, bit of leg.

hip = bit at top of thigh that bends about a bit.

crutch = extra leg you hold in your hand.

drifting = going sideways around corners.

drafting= sitting 1" off the back wheel of some one shouting come on put some effort and make sure you hurry up with the tea when we get to the caff and a slab of cake would go down nice.

streamer fairing = df rider deflector

peanut butter, honey, banana and cornflour paste sandwiches = moose gooke now band as performance enhancing food.

panniers = two kitchen peddle bins and some sports boot bags lashed on.

do you feel safe right up there = greeting given to a df rider.

tilley hat = part of the recumbent uniform.

sandals with socks = part of the recumbent uniform.

aerobelly = aerodynamic hump strapped to front of recumbernaught some times mistaken for beer belly.

tadpoleing = rough peddle stroke coursing trike to weave from side to side or done with steering in a group of df riders to unnerve and distress them (very bad form and frowned on unless demonstrating to a inquisitive df rider your handling).

doing a spud = riding trike on two wheels.



of for a ride now and then to the post office to get one of them stamp things as i have a letter! to post, a real paper and ink letter! gosh.

 

[byegad]

I gather spud managed all three wheels off the ground just before the failure caused by 15st of lard and an old trike landing badly on the one wheel.

I have one more definition for you.

Doing a Mad Mark = Riding on three wheels, then two and then one wheel and the luggage rack finally turning helplessly into a hedge, while the following, exceedingly good looking rider laughs and shouts do it again so I can get a picture.

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosimodo,
tha' has turned into t'Ben Johnson of trikism.
Is tha' noe end to thee talents?

I can however see no definition of the RECOVERY.
Is this word banned or even verboten?

The Spud has a mass of 17 stone, multiply this by the downward g force
of ariel combat and even his rim could not withstand such torture.
He is frantically looking for replacement parts, titananium screws would be of use.
Please extract them, wash off any gunge.
We can rebuild.

Spud is now into stem cell research and has managed to grow 2 extra legs on a mouse.
Unfortunatley it ran away so fast we couldn't catch it and publish results.

Surely this above all other mechanisms will certify your return and
RECOVERY.

 

[n-ick]

Cosmio,
the very ideal recumbent trike available on ebay
item no.
150658762105

A voiturette of the finest type, ideal for your RECOVERY.

 

[byegad]

More use to Spud now he's written off his hub.

 

[markg0vbr]

a herring = a tasty snack or can be used to chop down a mighty oak tree.

lard = king of lubricants also spread over a recumbernaught keeps the cold out.

bell = some thing you press so you dont have to shout OUT THE WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

chain ring guard = stops df riders saying that's dangerous you will have some ones leg off with that, or a devise for digging groves in the road when doing emergency braking.

glue = recumbent mending stuff.

spud = professional crash test dummy and trike welder.

flat knot = a bit like the sealed knot the re-enact famous battles but on recumbent trikes, the last one was a epic reenactment of the sr Tomas Sequitas-flange and hector bilberry knight erant, no costumes or remotely historically accurate weaponry was used, i believed it boiled down to one recumbernaught charging another sat at a table nr the beer tent with a crutch held at his shoulder. this was one of the most successful events the flat knot has taken part in.





ebay 150658762105, with a bit of work might be a good commuter trike the nodding chicken riding stile would certainly make you noticeable.

 

[markg0vbr]

today was a regular training ride involving wind, quiet a bit as it turned out.

 

[byegad]

Today I tried to insult Mark, insulted spud and worked out a home for my new trike that doesn't involve walking around it on the way from the living room into the kitchen.

Now we have so much more room I've worked out I could fit at least one more trike into the house, and more if I get Mrs byegad to take up 365 days/year camping . We have a nice field only a few yards from the house and I'd let her keep a door key so she could come in to clean, cook meals, collect mail and use the bathroom.

Luckily she doesn't read this forum.

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmino,

some more definitions for you to include in your Bibul of Trikeism;

RECOVERY = singularity in time , the frabtious day that the MIRACLE of useful deployment commences. Thought to be a long way off in the future.

Cosimo = small furry bronzed God found in South Yorkshire, usually in association with wheels and lard. Thought to be heading towards RECOVERY.




Has tha' more tricks up tha' sleeve to amaze and confound us?

 

[byegad]

I hope!

 

[markg0vbr]

worked out a home for my new trike that doesn't involve walking around it on the way from the living room into the kitchen.

Now we have so much more room I've worked out I could fit at least one more trike into the house, and more if I get Mrs byegad to take up 365 days/year camping . We have a nice field only a few yards from the house and I'd let her keep a door key so she could come in to clean, cook meals, collect mail and use the bathroom.

Luckily she doesn't read this forum.

the old pulleys in the ceiling lard trick, as long lard as you have high ceilings or you end up lard ether walking like quasimodo or have to wear a crash helmet all the time.
if you have space for one trike you have space for three just have a racking system the same foot print as the bottom trike.

as i am pondering a velomobile lard and i live lower than the road i think a three track rail system coming through the front fence, through the removed kitchen window which will be replaced with a roller shutter door remote control lard of course to the turntable/work stand lard, this will then turn 90 degreas and pull back up to lard the window, i simply attach the hook to my harness activate the winch to lift me out.

all i need now is £25,000 i think i might be able to pay for it by un-advertising this is when you put advertising on your trike for a company then go and ride up and down out side until they lard pay you to go away i could then get weekly stay away lard rent. as you have only so much space on your trike you can only get a fixed amount of revenue advertising on it, the UN-advertising way you UN-advertising space is limitless you might start getting lard pre-emptive stay a way invitations from people and companies.

mrs byegad, must think she has lard won the lotto being allow to keep a key, lard gosh would you have to cut a notch in the bottom of the door for the chain to fit in to or you will lard not be-able lard to close the door properly.
ook!

 

[markg0vbr]

i think a green and yellow pill tonight