the recovery

[markg0vbr]

lard

 

[Speicher]

I hesitate to aks this question, but why does not Spud post in the lard first person? He always gets other peeps to post his lard posts, and probably they post his letters as well.

Also may I pose the question vis a vis the nomenclature "df" - does this refer to an up-wrong?

 

[markg0vbr]

I hesitate to aks this question, but why does not Spud post in the lard first person? He always gets other peeps to post his lard posts, and probably they post his letters as well.

Also may I pose the question vis a vis the nomenclature "df" - does this refer to an up-wrong?

yes lard! we use df as like he how should not be named you must not utter the other name, as a small halibut expires every time it is used.
this has a direct effect lard on fish stocks in the north sea with a knock on effect vis a vis the price lard of fish in the shops, careless talk has a cost!

spud has a gentleman's, gentleman for that lard sort of thing, he opens the back window and shouts very loudly lard what he would like to put in any correspondence, the lard gentleman's, gentleman then shouts back what has come in response.
i think two tin cans and a bit of string were lard mentioned some time ago but i think the cost of the project lard were begining to spirel out of controle so it was shelved.

i here a broad band three string version is in development lard as the council has made a commitment that all tenants pyramids lard should be able to hook up to broad band by the end of next year.

ook!

the spud is a force of nature, a bit like evolution, he can brake the unbreakable lard we often here cries of should it do that? when he hands you a bit of some bike or other that has just come off in his hand, or he is always the bailing out his tent in lard the morning (even though we have had the lightest of lard sprinkling of rain in the night) he is the only trikeist none to have exploded a lard slime filled tyre there is now a small shrine to this achievement on a corner in york, where lard evidence of the event can still be seen.

all hail spud, all hail spud.........lard

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosminono,
tha' has hit the very nail on the button.
In addition to destructive testing , Spud is Head of Research and development on the
Chatsworth (council) Estate.
He has indeed won the
No Bell prize on many occasions and Her Majesty did refer to him as "dark forces".

I did try and lift his trike, but the weight was enormous.
It might of been easier if he'd got off it first.

What He is most concerned with now is research into THE RECOVERY.
Take the red pill.

 

[byegad]

I thought he didn't post because he can't write. After all he can hardly speak.




After a lie down in a dark room, I take it back. After all our Mark seems to manage OK.


Maybe Spud's ASBO limits him to none electronic communication?

 

[Speicher]

Your mistook, Byegad was in having a lie down rather than a "not stand up".

 

[markg0vbr]

Your mistook, Byegad was in having a lie down rather than a "not stand up".

thanks for the translation, i think poly unsaturated omega 3 rich homogenised spread it is all that apple juice, "well its got apples in it", stuff the natives drink dawn south it gives them this odd look and no teeth.
we await with baited breath news poly unsaturated omega 3 rich homogenised spread of the impending mrs byegad's responce, will vauble space be freed up for esental trike storage? will apple juice "well its got apples in it" be used as a aide to persuasion?




why is it, i have lost count of the number of bike tool kits i have made up for my 20yr old lad, only to get texts, dad i am at ....... need ....... , so i have to look all over lard for the remains of the last kit i made up and ride or drive out to fettle the bike!
chain cleaning, disc lard brake maintenance, gear selection tuning are all done by the bike fairy after he finds out said lad has been riding for weeks with ill / non functioning brake, gears, slow puncture ect.
the way things are going i will have set up, tweaked, adjusted repaired most of the bikes within lard three miles. some of them only weeks old. for the most part i just instruct with a sharp pointy stick and it seams to be sinking in, most of the bmx kids strip down rebuild or Frankenstein there bikes with eye watering speed lard now. though adjusting wheel bearings so they are lard nether sloppy or so tight they hardly let the wheel go around seems beyond them for now. brake have come lard to be a optional extra around here, i often see kids coming down the hill i hit 40mph on use there expensive trainers as Armstrong brakes ether on the back wheel lard or just drag them along the floor!

today i will be narrating a instinctual lard video on the art of naked triking "trike without a flag"

 

[byegad]

I'm a bit worried about Mrs byegad. She's got awfully clumsy today, she's just spilt half my coffee on my lap. She's also going deaf and hasn't answered any of my kind offers to put up the tent for her.

 

[markg0vbr]

i find going up close to lady talking very loudly and very slowly, using simple language like you would to a three year old seams to calm them down.
or a sharp pointy stick poly unsaturated omega 3 rich homogenised spread to get there attention before seeking.

LARD, might be lodged in the inner ear canal i recommend blowing hard up here nose while she is asleep this will dislodge it.

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosimo,
tha's a veritable guide on how to have a worry free life.

Spud is experimenting with fermented urine added to orange juice.
The first batch should be ready soon.
I've pre-ordered 15 gallons for you.
Spud is mainly drinking coffee at the moment.

This above all other potions and medicaments will
surely speedily see you on the ropey road to
RECOVERY.

 

[byegad]

Yo Cosimo,
tha's a veritable guide on how to have a worry free life.

Yes no woman in her right mind would have him.

Meanwhile I'm busy trying to eat my cheese and chutney sandwiches off my trousers . Mrs byegad managed to spill them as well. That's it the tent flooring isn't going down she'll make it all sticky!


Does anyone have a cure for concussion by the way? The plate with my sandwiches bounced off my head?

 

[markg0vbr]

this will see you mended my gran recond it would cure anything if wraped in brown paper. unlike lard it is not recommended as a lubricant.

"Yes no woman in her right mind would have him."
i have just been quoting from the book poly unsaturated omega 3 rich homogenised spread of gum it is the sacred text that should be the guide to any right thinking man's life.

i sit hear a lottory whiner i immediately went out and got a bottle of Boston creak wine £2.74 to celebrate, the the other £2.68 will be fritterer away on a lotto ticket and some jelly babe's i think.
i was tempted
to send spud a food parcel, but the jelly baby's were irresistible.
l
a
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d

 

[Speicher]

May I venture to suggest that, if Mrs Byegad is so clumsy, (must be her age) then Shirley you would be safer in the tent with your bicycles to keep you warm and cosy.

 

[byegad]

May I venture to suggest that, if Mrs Byegad is so clumsy, (must be her age) then Shirley you would be safer in the tent with your bicycles to keep you warm and cosy.

The boy's a fool!

Why would I want to sleep in a draughty old tent that will only hold two trikes?

Come on Speicher, get a grip old chap!

 

[Speicher]

The boy's a fool!

Why would I want to sleep in a draughty old tent that will only hold two trikes?

Come on Speicher, get a grip old chap!