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Speicher

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I am thinking that Byegad will find it difficult to move about in his new wardrobe. They tend to be very sturdy and he will not be able to see where he is going. :idea: Unless a small oblong window is cut from the door of the wardrobe. Sitting down will be almost impossible, unless there is a chair already in the wardrobe.

He needs to be alerted to the possibility of Mrs Byegad inviting him upstairs to see the new wardrobe she has bought for him, particularly if he espies that the afore-said wardrobe can be locked and especially if Mrs Byegad has a key-shaped object concealed in her closed fist.

:eek: Hang on!

What is that distant knocking and muffled shouts that I can hear?
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
charity shop open on a Saturday then?

Hah! Insults from the winner of strangest person to ride a trike!

You, young man, would do well to look into a mirror now and again. Ah! Sorry, I forgot your reflection doesn't exists.


Hope still springs eternal that you'll be soon spreading word of....

Dah Da Da Dahhh!


The Recovery and return to work!


P.S. Keep biting the necks, Count Alucard.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
I am thinking that Byegad will find it difficult to move about in his new wardrobe. They tend to be very sturdy and he will not be able to see where he is going. :idea: Unless a small oblong window is cut from the door of the wardrobe. Sitting down will be almost impossible, unless there is a chair already in the wardrobe.

He needs to be alerted to the possibility of Mrs Byegad inviting him upstairs to see the new wardrobe she has bought for him, particularly if he espies that the afore-said wardrobe can be locked and especially if Mrs Byegad has a key-shaped object concealed in her closed fist.

:eek: Hang on!

What is that distant knocking and muffled shouts that I can hear?

A Gentleman's wardrobe is his clothing and it's kept in the Dressing Room, not a wardrobe (Wooden version.) which is what poor people, unable to afford even a simple Valet let alone a Butler and full staff, use. Or so I'm told by one of the estate workers.


Now I'm off to beat the gardener for failing to rake the gravel in the long drive adequately. Following that we're hanging one of the peasants for stealing a sheep.

Mrs byegad is currently chastising the under house parlour maid in the West Wing. It keeps her happy.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

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i hope the knotty pine can stand the strain.:ohmy:


er the uk big cat shop has different specification for the speed, to the us one?

been a bit tender the this week and not been over doing it.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Call Ian Buck at Wheels NV. I don't see why we should be the only ones to suffer! The Speed is very low, not so much seat wise but near zero ground clearance.
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Yo Cosmo,
that sounds just the beastie for our wonderful level roads and tracks.
More potently, will it thrust you past the sound barrier and through the pearly gates to
RECOVERY ?

There's herds of Johovah's Witlessnes up here, would tha' like some?
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Yo Cosmi,


speed bumps, 6 ins 150mm

kerbs 3"

Spud's trike ; ground level

Expatriation; can be aranged, but not for 4 1/4 of tha'

We have a stock of polystyrene here, would this above all advance
RECOVERY ?

I have a 2012 calender, is there any specific day to watch out for?
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
Monday the 7th of august lard 8:05 to 3:41.15

a block of lard 1"x 2 1/4" x 3"

limbo = going under traffic barriers at speed.

df blindness = trikeonaut says hi "............. long look .............." must be invisible!

wardrobe = wooden tall lard cupboard poor people hang there clothes in.

altitude sickness = you get this while sitting on a catrike trail.

redecorating = nipping out to the shops and coming home to find all your lard wall paper off the walls and in a big pile in the centre of the room :huh:, NOT just one room though! ALL OF THEM :wacko:

having had a look at and a bit of a chat with lard some one, the new trike is on hold for a bit, this is no way any thing to do with the cow wondering about on the motor way yesterday in Rotherham.
or the redecorating of the house now in process, which i new nothing about or sanctioned in any way, apparently i am to live in a beige environment with hint of pastel shades! should never have let my doughtier move back in for the university summer brake, lard apparently it is a .............. present "gosh er thank you!:cry:" and,,,,,,, and my lad says if he sorts out the bike shed i can MOVE MY TRIKE OUT THERE! wont that be nice dad...... i am now going to have a not stand up for a bit and then when i am calm will have a little lard chat.
a man's home is his castle after all.


i have been contemplating the spud and what is happening with the trike rebuild? has he got any where with it will the frankentrike rise from the ashes? we could make a youtub series out of THE QUEST FOR THE HUB.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Beige and pastels sounds just you to a T Mark. Maybe you get them to do a nice pastel overcoat to your trike. :biggrin:

How about a nice pale red aka PINK.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
er the dark clad figure, looked out from under his wide brimmed hat, puled the the lard tall collar up of the ankle length grate coat and stalked through the dusk, intent on getting back to his "Beige and pastel semi detached dwelling?"

next you will have me putting cherry faced gnomes in the front garden!
 
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