Monday the 7th of august lard 8:05 to 3:41.15
a block of lard 1"x 2 1/4" x 3"
limbo = going under traffic barriers at speed.
df blindness = trikeonaut says hi "............. long look .............." must be invisible!
wardrobe = wooden tall lard
cupboard poor people hang there clothes in.
altitude sickness = you get this while sitting on a catrike trail.
redecorating = nipping out to the shops and coming home to find all your lard wall paper off the walls and in a big pile in the centre of the room

, NOT just one room though! ALL OF THEM
having had a look at and a bit of a chat with lard some one, the new trike is on hold for a bit, this is no way any thing to do with the cow wondering about on the motor way yesterday in Rotherham.
or the redecorating of the house now in process, which i new nothing about or sanctioned in any way, apparently i am to live in a beige environment with hint of pastel shades! should never have let my doughtier move back in for the university summer brake, lard apparently it is a .............. present "gosh er thank you!

" and,,,,,,, and my lad says if he sorts out the bike shed i can MOVE MY TRIKE OUT THERE! wont that be nice dad...... i am now going to have a not stand up for a bit and then when i am calm will have a little lard chat.
a man's home is his castle after all.
i have been contemplating the spud and what is happening with the trike rebuild? has he got any where with it will the frankentrike rise from the ashes? we could make a youtub series out of THE QUEST FOR THE HUB.