the recovery

[byegad]

I didn't know you'd met him.

 

[Speicher]

Oh botherations, he said not to tell anyone!

 

[byegad]

A whiff of romance in the air?????

You old dog Mark!

 

[markg0vbr]

is romance the one where a woman tells you haw to act talk walk and dress and you have to say "yes my beloved, i will do it right away"?

re the finance thing, using my accounting skills i have deducted gross tax liability index to mean average of investment percpita, subjugated redundant infuriated indebtedness and taken into account the investment requirement of the treasury 1.03% compound, which will make it perfectly clear to any one that the money in the offshore accounts is merely resting for a bit.
all interest gained from this is put back in to the r&d department budget, as most of this work has to be done in the Caribbean islands for practicable reasons, i will personally have to go out there for a short time, to over see the initial set up.
say 7 to 45 years.

the monks of saity do not pay any thing the rely on the kind ness of people.
brother Murkentroid only asks that we liquidate or worldly chattels and donate then to the brotherhoods central fun for the up keep of the order.

i have invested in some wool undergarments, the lace trim was extra and served no practicable purpose so have gone with the sleek look.

i went to watch the ploughing contest at the end of the road, 30 odd tractors turned up and began "eventually" to plough the field. i can honestly say it is probably the world worst spectator event EVER! they dont even try to make nice paterns or pictors or anything they just go straight up and down very, very, s l o w l yyyyyyy.

 

[Speicher]

is romance the one where a woman tells you haw to act talk walk and dress and you have to say "yes my beloved, i will do it right away"?

re the finance thing, using my accounting skills i have deducted gross tax liability index to mean average of investment percpita, subjugated redundant infuriated indebtedness and taken into account the investment requirement of the treasury 1.03% compound, which will make it perfectly clear to any one that the money in the offshore accounts is merely resting for a bit.
all interest gained from this is put back in to the r&d department budget, as most of this work has to be done in the Caribbean islands for practicable reasons, i will personally have to go out there for a short time, to over see the initial set up.
say 7 to 45 years.

the monks of saity do not pay any thing the rely on the kind ness of people.
brother Murkentroid only asks that we liquidate or worldly chattels and donate then to the brotherhoods central fun for the up keep of the order.

i have invested in some wool undergarments, the lace trim was extra and served no practicable purpose so have gone with the sleek look.

i went to watch the ploughing contest at the end of the road, 30 odd tractors turned up and began "eventually" to plough the field. i can honestly say it is probably the world worst spectator event EVER! they dont even try to make nice paterns or pictors or anything they just go straight up and down very, very, s l o w l yyyyyyy.

I have yet to tell you which dress to wear, Mark. You know that the purple floral one does not suit you. Please be notified that I will not be hand-washing your wool undergarments. I agree that the sleek look is more preferable.

Investment Percpita? Is that saved for a rainy day? I herebysy offer to look after your Off-shore account in person, in the Caribbean.

I assume that you will be uncomfortable on a Hairy Plane so I strongly suggest we cruise to the Carribean. The deck of the ship is flat, but a circuit is 0.378 miles. Allowance needs to be made for varients in incline, depending on the strength of the gale force wind, the distance from the equator, and what you had for lunch.

 

[byegad]

I have yet to tell you which dress to wear, Mark. You know that the purple floral one does not suit you. ...edit....

She HAS met him!

I thought he looked very nice in that Purple floral dress. Although the odd boots, one army boot, black, and one high heeled boot, green, didn't flatter the ensemble! Nor did the miners helmet!

 

[markg0vbr]

yes and the big dribble of chocolate souse down the front of my man frock 0:03.23 after putting it on was a disappointment, it is pale cream with flecks of pale blue in it, long sleeved, cut to below knee length with a short slit at each side to keep the lines crisp while walking " well sort of semi walking in the Quasimodo school of thought" a high button up to soft collar.
the disparity in boots was to accommodate leg length discrepancy, "which as you know i don't like to mention."
the very idea, i would wear a purple floral in the autumn with my sun bronzed skin tone is frankly insulting!

"I assume that you will be uncomfortable on a Hairy Plane so I strongly suggest we cruise to the Carribean. The deck of the ship is flat, but a circuit is 0.378 miles. Allowance needs to be made for varients in incline, depending on the strength of the gale force wind, the distance from the equator, and what you had for lunch. "

the best bit about boats, especially pedal boats is, when there are lots of waves you just wait for when you are at the top of one and peddle then, when you get to the bottom you stop peddling and wait for the sea to lift you up again! so in fact it is all down hill to the Caribbean from here.

 

[markg0vbr]

yet another use for lard has been discovered, woollen undergarment softening and water proofing! the profundity of lardle uses is truly astonishing.

 

[n-ick]

Yo Cosmio,
citizens of Rawmarsh beware!
Slippery , exotic and covered in wooly lard.
Tha's gone too far now Cos, think of the oiks, the
abandoned cats and retract now.
Have a care sir and inform of the RECOVERY.

 

[byegad]

Rawmarsh can relax. I gather he's on his way to South Westershire and true love. I was beginning to like Speicher, but she's clearly insane if she thinks she can manage to live with 'Our Hero'. Thirty minutes of speaking with him leaves me exhausted, looking for a place to lie down and an odd craving for....lard.

Meanwhile there's a deafening silence about the return to work and a recovery.

 

[Speicher]

Your mistake, Byegad, if I am not mistaken is trying to lie down, instead of having a not stand up.

Mark, please refrain from using Fabric Softyner on your undergarment. If not rinsted out properly, softyner can cause itching and all manner of unfortunate consequences on your appendages.

I will soon find some work for you, here in South Westershire. Are you good at ironing or do you soon get board?

 

[markg0vbr]

i have been in the office answering the phones as you know, "nathen wat's tha, want?"...."you don't say, you don't say, naaaaaaw you don't say"
and mangling the computer system.
with using my holidays up i have booked most Mondays off and some Tuesday afternoons, as i am struggling a bit with pain in the hip and back, i have to do a audition for the ministry of funny walks every so often to loosen things up, this is now substantially helped by lard impregnated woollen underwear.
saying "impregnated" in the office can be a bit errrrrrrrr insensitive as we have three severely hormonal gravid not men! how all sit in the food section grazing and talking very loudly about all there latest pregnancy stuff in graphic and inter met detail.

my packed lunch has on occasion been brought home untouched! or been pride from my twitching finger on one occasion, diet ginger bear seems to go down well with one heifer lump about to drop what ever the politicly correct term is when ever you are reading this.

all is on hold until i have been to see the mighty shaman in December, though the visit to see the bone people " well they are not people made of bone " was fun, all my tests say i should have fantastic bones, all my diet is spot on and at 4.5 hours aerobic exercise three days, 3 hours two days a week, with two days of rest a week not exactly sedentary but not over doing it ether, "ok doc haw are things going?","all tests are excellent ect, but","er but what!", "er we don't know why you have osteoporosis!","?!?", "don't worry we will see you again in eighteen months and see how you are going, keep taking the pills". so i will still be ingesting x6 the daily recommended calcium and vitamin d3, er kidney stones any one? going cheep.

i went in to planet x show rooms to fondle there woollen underwear and watch the rotund club riders paying fortunes for carbon fibre bikes and whimpering on about this component or that ect.
the subject of recumbent trike weight did come up when informed the ice is 45+lbs before adding the camping gear i was reliably informed "you would not be able to go any were on that!","how far do you ride?"," er training? touring? day rides?, well touring i like to do about 50miles with the camping gear on, but some times i will put a 80 to 100 mile day in if i am wanting to get to a specific place, but between 150 to 200 miles most weeks if you include the hand bike".
guess what the first question was about the handbike.

when riding in the snow and ice a distinct feeling of lack of rolling resistance is evident, mmmmmm lard delivery system me thinks a bit like a chaps tic but bigger affixed to the top of each mudguard pointing down, gravity fed, leaving a thin film of lovely rolling resistance killing lard! what do the mythical creatures abode team think?

 

[markg0vbr]

Your mistake, Byegad, if I am not mistaken is trying to lie down, instead of having a not stand up.

Mark, please refrain from using Fabric Softyner on your undergarment. If not rinsted out properly, softyner can cause itching and all manner of unfortunate consequences on your appendages.

I will soon find some work for you, here in South Westershire. Are you good at ironing or do you soon get board?

people cant go around lieing down well not unless they are on a trolley obviously, common people lie down because they don't know any better.
i never use fabric softener as being a hard hairy northan man it would be considered girly.


i am a wizz with the ironing and embroidery, patching mending of clothes ect my daddy showed me, you should see the throw cushions i ran up resplendent with pleated ruff, from the spare curtain materiel i had left over, from the changing rooms thing i did with the kids, though at the moment i can only iron one shirt then have to have a rest for a bit then have another go.

 

[Speicher]

I am very much hoping that in the last paragwaph you are referring to one of those lips stick wotsit for preventment of chapped lips. I may have initially red it as Chap's *ick. But then as you only have one, I think, then you could not place one on top of each mudguard.

Please advise me accordingly, then I may re read the whole post as above again.

 

[byegad]

He's been blaming the softener for his itch for years. However the 'clinic' says it's sleeping with members of the opposite gender group who are not uninfected. Last I heard it was about to be the antibiotic equivalent of a Thermonuclear bomb in an attempt to finally cure it!

Did it finally work Mark? Are you clear now?