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n-ick

Senior Member
yo Cosmoid,
tha's swallowed a veritable thesaurus.Some of tha' words I cannot find and can assume don't actually exist. This non existalism also seems to have spread legwards to the RECOVERY.

We are expecting a full wallet and spending without limits, the League is waiting for more than black pudding.

Take care sir, the men with 3 eyes have you in their sight ( sights ).Beware of the Dancing Men.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
What sort of a Tyke do you call yourself?

You didn't haggle and bitterly complain when you opened your, and I'm afraid there's no easy or polite way to say this, wallet? :eek: and :eek:.

Next you'll be walking into public houses and shouting drinks all round!:surrender:

Pull tha'sel' together. Or the 'Elp Keep Yorkshire Tight police (the backward Tykes) will deport you o'er t't border into....




Lancashire!
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Yo Cosminio,
take serious care sir. T'is indeed as The Treasurer has said. Land of the Dancing Men, speed through without opening tha' eyes
.

We have built a special combined sign ,collecting tin ,umbrella and commode, so that you will be pleased to queue for longer periods of time for The League.
Spud had the plans sent from the Ukraine, he couldn't understand them , but followed the pictures.Especially the one of it connected up to a pylon. There may be short periods of blackouts,

but you'll soon recover.


This above anything offered by the NHS, will assuridly spur on RECOVERY.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
Yo Cosminio,
take serious care sir. T'is indeed as The Treasurer has said. Land of the Dancing Men, speed through without opening tha' eyes
.

We have built a special combined sign ,collecting tin ,umbrella and commode, so that you will be pleased to queue for longer periods of time for The League.
Spud had the plans sent from the Ukraine, he couldn't understand them , but followed the pictures.Especially the one of it connected up to a pylon. There may be short periods of blackouts,

but you'll soon recover.


This above anything offered by the NHS, will assuridly spur on RECOVERY.
i will be picking up a surgical support today"there all straps n buckles n stuff :tongue:" only rich non Yorkshire men carry wallets i would not be so bold or flamboyant as to display one i carry a shovel purse, so one can give the money its just attention wile counting it out.
the commode intrigues me some what! will it have methane capture for running a generator?
off to citizens advice in a bit to see if i can claim owt' dunt' know if tha dunt' ask.

been doing 32mile rides most days with some good limbing, i pumped my durano 28mm tyres up from 90psi to 120 there is a big difference in speed she rolls better.

i will do 10miles on the hand bike today as it was Thursday the last time i did this, i will have to up the miles on it twenty miles a week is pathetic even with the big climb i have to do.
i am hoping to do four rides a week in it of about ten miles each.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
On the contrary. It's only the West Riding people reckless enough to not have their folding money tightly packed into a wallet, with rubber bands, gaffer tape and a variety of locks, some to keep it closed and others to attach said wallet to the owner. Just 'cos we spend nowt doesn't mean we have nowt.

Ne'er do owt for nowt save tha' does it for theesen.
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Yo Cosmoinaut,
I would have expected something a bit more technologically advanced than buckles and stuff. I understand that there are automatic and remote controlled options available.

With this in mind I have asked Spud to remove the controls from his remote controlled decoy duck (Graham)and construct something of use to you.
We thought an automatic wallet raising device, activated by the sound of clinking glasses or a general good kick to the ankle.

Surely this will aid the quest to
RECOVERY and be of benefit to the League.

Beware sir, are you all square?
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Exactly wrong young Nick. There are Yorkshire Alcoholics who have never yet bought a round. The sound of clinking glasses should activate a 24 hr lock on the wallet and make it unfindable.
The only sound activated device is an immediate opening of the wallet when someone says here's the £xx I owe you.
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Holy jumping wallets Catman,
I'll be giving away money when we've hung Cosmo upside down and given him a shake down.

That'll help his RECOVERY.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
that will be handy byegad i was wondering when you were going to send me the £25 you promised my.
eeee its a bit like international banking on here in it, some real money will have to be printed at some point so the poor people don't get worried.

i must work out a way of fitting a second brake to the front wheel of the handcycle as coming down the hill at 40 just the one drum brake don't cut the mustard the angle of the forks are wrong jut to drill it and fit a calliper brake i need a bracket that can bolted on to the top of the forks and be adjusted so the callipers are in the right place.

the ice trike drums work well as the enforced test today shows, doing 37mph bus drive coming out of a side road on the right decides sod its only a trike and pulls full across the road to turn left toward me up the hill, thank you very much 37 to 5 in about 5ft it is amazing how hot they get in such a short time! ":hello: hello mr bus driver you ^%&*( &^ %$£^& %£!" i said. on a df or the handcycle i would have been under the bus or spread across the front.
 

n-ick

Senior Member
Yo Cosmiom,
as regards braking, have you tried a grappling hook or an anchor on a rope? This'll stop you pdq.
As for you trying to get on a bus, I suggest that you queue at a stop and buy a ticket like the rest of us.

Eyes are swivelling North, lists are being ticked.
Take care sir, time to pick the short straw.

Follow the writing on the wall, this'll be sound advice on RECOVERY.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
when it comes to the good old mobile lavatory's that travel our roads belching thick black smoke to drag the three people about on them i always brake, i know some of the drivers not the sharpest crayons in the box.


10 miles on the hand bike and 32 on the ice again today.
there should be a bracket that will do the job, i have been smurfing the net but have not come up with any thing yet.


the venue for miss lard uk has finely been booked, as you know we had to move the event this year as the Yorkshire abattoir workers gild and social club has a bit of a fire.
we will be having a some guest judges from some tv shows and a performances from a nice young group of lads called slaughterhouse they apparently do poetry to music gosh, i was surprised when my lad suggested them, now i think on i will goole them and see if the have any of there poetry published.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
when it comes to the good old mobile lavatory's that travel our roads belching thick black smoke to drag the three people about on them i always brake, i know some of the drivers not the sharpest crayons in the box.


10 miles on the hand bike and 32 on the ice again today.
there should be a bracket that will do the job, i have been smurfing the net but have not come up with any thing yet.


the venue for miss lard uk has finely been booked, as you know we had to move the event this year as the Yorkshire abattoir workers gild and social club has a bit of a fire.
we will be having a some guest judges from some tv shows and a performances from a nice young group of lads called slaughterhouse they apparently do poetry to music gosh, i was surprised when my lad suggested them, now i think on i will goole them and see if the have any of there poetry published.
 

Speicher

Vice Admiral
Moderator
when it comes to the good old mobile lavatory's that travel our roads belching thick black smoke to drag the three people about on them i always brake, i know some of the drivers not the sharpest crayons in the box.


10 miles on the hand bike and 32 on the ice again today.
there should be a bracket that will do the job, i have been smurfing the net but have not come up with any thing yet.


the venue for miss lard uk has finely been booked, as you know we had to move the event this year as the Yorkshire abattoir workers gild and social club has a bit of a fire.
we will be having a some guest judges from some tv shows and a performances from a nice young group of lads called slaughterhouse they apparently do poetry to music gosh, i was surprised when my lad suggested them, now i think on i will goole them and see if the have any of there poetry published.


when it comes to the good old mobile lavatory's that travel our roads belching thick black smoke to drag the three people about on them i always brake, i know some of the drivers not the sharpest crayons in the box.


10 miles on the hand bike and 32 on the ice again today.
there should be a bracket that will do the job, i have been smurfing the net but have not come up with any thing yet.


the venue for miss lard uk has finely been booked, as you know we had to move the event this year as the Yorkshire abattoir workers gild and social club has a bit of a fire.
we will be having a some guest judges from some tv shows and a performances from a nice young group of lads called slaughterhouse they apparently do poetry to music gosh, i was surprised when my lad suggested them, now i think on i will goole them and see if the have any of there poetry published.

Very kind of you to illumerate us on the above topic. I think we heard you the first time.:biggrin:
 
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