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byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
A dodgy ability to balance?

Have you considered applying to be Chancellor of the Xchecker?

I said dodgy, not totally bent. I'm honest, can't ride a two wheeler any more and getting old and you come along and ask me to dirty my hands in government? I take back all my apologies!

I'm off to the end of the garden to eat worms. Then you'll all be sorry!

As to sitting on a step, you get piles from that.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
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Sorry Speicher. :hello:
i make that 116 your just toadying now!
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
I hope you are putting English mustered on the worms, just plain worms would be a bit bland.
now if you could lay your hands on a tortoise; natures natural meat pie a tortoise.

a good ride today, though the gentleman in the hatch back, how passed me 3" from my elbow shouting get a proper bike you blue lard, i fervently wish the fecundity and girth of your piles never diminishes.:gun:
I gave him the manic :hyper:cheery wave :hello:and loud thank you that normally greats this type of comment, from the way he was swerving a bit and gesticulating while looking in the mirror he was not really amused by this :cursing: but it brightened my day considerably :rofl:

i will have a look at the gps in a bit to see how my stats are going, the walnut training has had to stop as i now have a over abundance of shelled wall nuts, with little up take of my offer of free bags full.
i have noticed that the loonacy that was fervent on cycle chat, of late is drifting to what i almost consider normal :thumbsup: this can only be a good thing.
though i do not celebrate Christmas i leave this to the gentiles, it is not far off :santa: and the locale denizens have begun there build up the xmas lights still on the houses from last year are being added to, it is a wonder we don't get black outs when they fire them up the second week in November normally. all the power my eco solar panels have been pumping in to the grid all year will be used in the first couple of days. it just slightly heats up the chambers of my vascular pump.

a phone call in the life of a undisclosed switchboard operator.


"hello can i help you?", "yes, my six year old keeps kicking his ball over the old lady's fence next door.", "er, yes what can i help you with :rolleyes:", "well, the fourth time he went around to get it back yesterday the old bat had a right go at him and he is only six", "do you think if you stop him kicking the ball over the fence this might help?", "yes, but he is enjoying him self and he is only six i don't like telling not to","ok do you have any sort of goal posts or some thing like that, that he is kicking the ball at?", "yes, they are up against the old lady's fence, why?", "i think you should move them to the other side of the garden and see if this improves thing","ho! that's a good idea i will go and do that now". call ends staff with in ear shot fall about in hysterics.
 
Location
EDINBURGH
I said dodgy, not totally bent. I'm honest, can't ride a two wheeler any more and getting old and you come along and ask me to dirty my hands in government? I take back all my apologies!

I'm off to the end of the garden to eat worms. Then you'll all be sorry!

As to sitting on a step, you get piles from that.


What garden?
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
OK the yard. There are worms under the ivy covered coal house.


Everyone's mean to me. I'm fed up with everyone getting at me. And the worms made me puke! Now you're sorry!!!
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

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gosh i am glad i always put news papers down when he is about. only did the ten miles on the hand bike today.<br>though i did the monster trek around to the front of the building to sit on the benches to have my lunch, a staggering 150m i did stop for a rest on the slope up from the car par i think it is about 1 in 30 and at least 12ft long, the buzz when you get to the top is fantastic though and well worth the climb, i think i will ride round on the hand trike next time! the loony s wear hitting the phones today, and turning up in person, when any of you see me next ask about airplane vapour trails conspiracy!
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

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when i try to ride square, i fall off and brake bits of me :sad:
gosh drinking on duty, this will be brought before the comity ...... if there not hung over that is :whistle:
hows turn was it to take and publish the minutes of the last meeting? i did the agenda which was ignored as usual :rolleyes:
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
You might think you've done the minutes, but we feel like you've done the hours and hours and hours.

GET WELL SOON!
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
I've thought of an excellent idea for Mark to make a living while not crawling in lofts.

The worlds first Radio Remote Controlled Tortoise.

First you buy two tortoises. A male and a female, sorry to lower the tone and all that, but you let nature take it's course. While you're doing that you use some old coat hangers to make some axles and fit small wheels to them. Also buy some very cheap and small radios, and you'll need some string. Lard is optional, but you will need some glue.

Now fit your baby tortoises with two axles glued to the bottom of the shell and glue a small Radio to the top of the shell. Glue the end of a length of sting to the front of the shell and you now have a Radio Tortoise with remote control, it'll go anywhere you pull the string from.

Don't worry if the tortoise pulls in all its legs and little head. They do this when they're having fun and to gain aero advantage. I understand they love Classical Music and hate Hard Rock.

Tortoises are a listed species but you can sell those bred in the UK, a little one will sell for well over £100 as is. You could charge at least £1000 for; The worlds first Radio Remote Controlled Tortoise. The added advantage is that even you should be able to catch a tortoise!
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
you know that offer from the "monks of sanity", is looking better every day.
apparently they balance the levels of sanity in the world, two sane and all technological, artistic end-ever will fail we need a tad of insanity to keep the creative guises flowing.
two much insanity and we get anarchy and wars, so the "monks of sanity" are doing a vital if some what unrecognised service.
they have approached me to join the order, from what i can make out they have teams of monks supervised by a sinner monk, how subtract or dump sanity using among other things nonsense rhymes algebraical tables and lard.
to become a initiate you must be able to juge the sanity level of a grope of 47 individuals accurately from a distances of 1 mile while having your armpit hair plucked individually.
they have been searching for me for some time, something to do with catching the wrong train at Doncaster and a slight mishap with a broken flask, they only found me by accident when they came to the office to warn us of the the airplane vapour trails conspiracy, there is a short visit first at there retreat up north in a couple of weeks the tinfoil hat and shoe insoles are to protect me for over exposure to ether force at there head quarters.
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
I've thought of an excellent idea for Mark to make a living while not crawling in lofts.

The worlds first Radio Remote Controlled Tortoise.

First you buy two tortoises. A male and a female, sorry to lower the tone and all that, but you let nature take it's course. While you're doing that you use some old coat hangers to make some axles and fit small wheels to them. Also buy some very cheap and small radios, and you'll need some string. Lard is optional, but you will need some glue.

Now fit your baby tortoises with two axles glued to the bottom of the shell and glue a small Radio to the top of the shell. Glue the end of a length of sting to the front of the shell and you now have a Radio Tortoise with remote control, it'll go anywhere you pull the string from.

Don't worry if the tortoise pulls in all its legs and little head. They do this when they're having fun and to gain aero advantage. I understand they love Classical Music and hate Hard Rock.

Tortoises are a listed species but you can sell those bred in the UK, a little one will sell for well over £100 as is. You could charge at least £1000 for; The worlds first Radio Remote Controlled Tortoise. The added advantage is that even you should be able to catch a tortoise!


this is a amazing concept and deserves further investigation, if you can fund the r&d i will cut you in for -20% of the profits, similar concepts have been tried including the use of ferrets, with helmet cams.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Sadly my conscience couldn't settle for less than +125% of all money going through your hands on this project. As you can claim it all in Tax Relief you'll make 0.0002p in the pound. I'll also supply all of the lard you can eat.

As to the monks of sanity offer, I'd turn them down flat if I were you! They pay by your IQ level and their main test is on spelling. As n-ick would point out you can't even spell recovery. Let alone make one. :biggrin:
 

Speicher

Vice Admiral
Moderator
I do not think the money would be going through his hands at all.

It would go straight to my his Bank Account in the Maldives. Well, I say straight, it would be via Moscow, Venezuela and the Mbodo Islands, but you get my drift.
 
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