n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
Yo Cosmo,
take more pills, red ones are good, the bigger the better.
take more pills, red ones are good, the bigger the better.
the recovery
- Thread starter markg0vbr
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byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Whatever he's on I bet I could sell 'em in the pub for a tenner a piece.
OP
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
with a flourish and slightly mincing gate dew to a distinct draft n-ick remounted his trusty seed, dismounted re positioned several bits of himself and remounted.
with a cry of "pie crust hooo!" and a flourish of his hat the n-ick peddled knock kneed off in search of his destiny and pie.
it had been a long day for the spud, the emergency swerve to avoid colliding with a enraged bull haggis had not ended well.
a exploding wheel hub and the welds had gone again on his hunting trike, the dog pack had headed off through the forest intent on the haggis and ignoring all calls to return. what set of as a annoying incident rapidly deteriorated as dragging the tirke back to his council pyramid he found a rather interesting geological oddity, by falling in to it!
several hours of clambering about in the old mine working, found the spud covered from head to foot in antique slime, with a twisted ankle and a fat lip.
the sight of a oddly dressed refuge from a low budget historically inaccurate version of the muscat ears with bits in danger of hanging out was the cherry on top.
hello good ?er what ever you are beneath yonder slime, i be in search of pie! said n-ick in a hopeful if some what courses way.
with a cry of "pie crust hooo!" and a flourish of his hat the n-ick peddled knock kneed off in search of his destiny and pie.
it had been a long day for the spud, the emergency swerve to avoid colliding with a enraged bull haggis had not ended well.
a exploding wheel hub and the welds had gone again on his hunting trike, the dog pack had headed off through the forest intent on the haggis and ignoring all calls to return. what set of as a annoying incident rapidly deteriorated as dragging the tirke back to his council pyramid he found a rather interesting geological oddity, by falling in to it!
several hours of clambering about in the old mine working, found the spud covered from head to foot in antique slime, with a twisted ankle and a fat lip.
the sight of a oddly dressed refuge from a low budget historically inaccurate version of the muscat ears with bits in danger of hanging out was the cherry on top.
hello good ?er what ever you are beneath yonder slime, i be in search of pie! said n-ick in a hopeful if some what courses way.
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
Yo Cosmio,
it appears that you have broken through to either another dimension or another Universe.
Looks like things are bad there too.
It might be possible to seal up thr rift with medication or RECOVERY.
it appears that you have broken through to either another dimension or another Universe.
Looks like things are bad there too.
It might be possible to seal up thr rift with medication or RECOVERY.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
FTFY
OP
OP
markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
well there's the youth hostel up't road a bit, the slimy spud pointed in the relevant direction.
you seem in a bit of distress noble sir may i be of some assistance; looking the apparition up and down it was obvious it had seen better times, the cable knit jumper had obviously been passed down through many generations and had evolved on its journey as each generation inhabited it, for a indeterminate tenure they put there own mark upon its construction, adding pockets some concealed, others added patches of tough materiel to places that received most wear, giving it a distinctive look; the traditonal haggis skin hat proklaimed the mans trade and calling with knee length breaches and hobnail boot you could kick holes in walls with this was defiantly "a person of unsophisticated tastes".
i'y if tha dunt mind onny me triks bin n' spit me off n' its a bit dickerd like'us. after a slight pours for inserting the odd letter and guessing at some of the rest n-ick sayid in very loud and slow tones i believe your conveyance is in some state of malfunction i may not be able to assist directly but will summon assistance forth with.
ho! your a foreigner i speak Lancashire we had a missionary in't village when i was a kid he teached me to talk proper like what he did, i'y lad that ud be champion like.
taking a rocket small rocket from a tube on the back of his trike n-ick set it off, assistance will be coming with alacrity old chap.
you seem in a bit of distress noble sir may i be of some assistance; looking the apparition up and down it was obvious it had seen better times, the cable knit jumper had obviously been passed down through many generations and had evolved on its journey as each generation inhabited it, for a indeterminate tenure they put there own mark upon its construction, adding pockets some concealed, others added patches of tough materiel to places that received most wear, giving it a distinctive look; the traditonal haggis skin hat proklaimed the mans trade and calling with knee length breaches and hobnail boot you could kick holes in walls with this was defiantly "a person of unsophisticated tastes".
i'y if tha dunt mind onny me triks bin n' spit me off n' its a bit dickerd like'us. after a slight pours for inserting the odd letter and guessing at some of the rest n-ick sayid in very loud and slow tones i believe your conveyance is in some state of malfunction i may not be able to assist directly but will summon assistance forth with.
ho! your a foreigner i speak Lancashire we had a missionary in't village when i was a kid he teached me to talk proper like what he did, i'y lad that ud be champion like.
taking a rocket small rocket from a tube on the back of his trike n-ick set it off, assistance will be coming with alacrity old chap.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Be verily carefulmost with regard to Alacrity. I am cognisant that the afore-mentioned Alacrity can increase costs by five fold.
I see that N-ick has a flare for rockets. I have a rocket chair by the lounge window.
I see that N-ick has a flare for rockets. I have a rocket chair by the lounge window.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
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plantfit
Guru
- Location
- Lincolnshire
Rawmarsh we have a problem
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
how high is this chair going? 
from fifteen miles above South Westershire.* ponders whether messages will reach Rawmarsh from this elevation *
Help!!!!!!
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Prepare for self destruct!
Goodbye Speicher, If you can survive this, meeting the Geek God will be a breeze.
Goodbye Speicher, If you can survive this, meeting the Geek God will be a breeze.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
BOOM!
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
Yo Cosmio,
as a Geek God , will tha' be wearing mortal disguise?
Folk who have not met your eminence might be taken aback by tha' charisma and insight.
Take care sir, watch out for the Men Without Teeth and The League.
We expect RECOVERY.
A light on tha' crutch might be useful for night billiards.
as a Geek God , will tha' be wearing mortal disguise?
Folk who have not met your eminence might be taken aback by tha' charisma and insight.
Take care sir, watch out for the Men Without Teeth and The League.
We expect RECOVERY.
A light on tha' crutch might be useful for night billiards.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
If he shows me his charisma I'm calling the Rozzers!
Anyone know if Speicher has landed? No reports of UFOs on the BBC news channel, yet!
If she's been hurt we can rebuild her into another bionic person. That way Cosmo won't feel so alone.
Anyone know if Speicher has landed? No reports of UFOs on the BBC news channel, yet!
If she's been hurt we can rebuild her into another bionic person. That way Cosmo won't feel so alone.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
BBC blows chance of putting Rotherham on the map!
BBC TV News today reported from Rotherham and its successful High Street. However they failed to interview one of the denizens who would have placed Rotherham firmly on everyone's placesnot to visit list.
Where was the Geek God?
BBC TV News today reported from Rotherham and its successful High Street. However they failed to interview one of the denizens who would have placed Rotherham firmly on everyone's places
Where was the Geek God?
