byegad
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- NE England
Everybody knows Chiswick Flo, get her ducky! 
Personally my cord has never been so wangled as it is today!
Personally my cord has never been so wangled as it is today!
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Have you got a wongler's moolie?
I hope this is not some crude statement in the vernacular of the modern day. 
Perhaps Mr Gruntfuttock will be along shortly to tell me.
I hope this is not some crude statement in the vernacular of the modern day. Perhaps Mr Gruntfuttock will be along shortly to tell me.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
How can someone be a long shortly?
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Have you got a wongler's moolie?
Perhaps Mr Gruntfuttock will be along shortly to tell me.
No the Wongler still has it.
You get a shortly and keep it for a long time, perhaps?
Hope that clears it up, otherwise it's along past the Horsemeat shop to the all night chemists!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Byegad, I am indetted to you for the above advisement. 
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
It's all that 
and 
that leads to the Chemists! Watch yourself young Sir-ess.
and that leads to the Chemists! Watch yourself young Sir-ess.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Young? I think you may need a visit to the Hopticians. 
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
There will be a balding, ageing, slightly paunchy with a plumby voice along in a moment to read the answers to last week's questions.
I'll start.
1. No you can only get there after a court order.
Regarding the answer sent in by a listener. Whatever you're doing Mr Gruntfuttock, it's bound to be illegal, imoral or bad for your health, stop it at once or invite me around next time!
2. No the Bishop of London was in an entirely different film from the young lady we asked about. AND Don't worry I collected my umbrella the next day when I remembered where we met.
I'll start.
1. No you can only get there after a court order.
Regarding the answer sent in by a listener. Whatever you're doing Mr Gruntfuttock, it's bound to be illegal, imoral or bad for your health, stop it at once or invite me around next time!
2. No the Bishop of London was in an entirely different film from the young lady we asked about. AND Don't worry I collected my umbrella the next day when I remembered where we met.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
I was being Chiver mouse.Young? I think you may need a visit to the Hopticians.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Thereby hangs a tail, on the left side of your mouth.
NO! THE OTHER LEFT!
NO! THE OTHER LEFT!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Some people live very dangerously! 
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Nah! NahNah Nah Nah Naah!
So there!
So there!
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Better than being hung by the moolies!
