byegad
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- NE England
a maiden ride was had today no piping, abuse or rubbish overtaking!gosh it was good.
If you ride a maiden surely she isn't one any more? So you can't do it.
a maiden ride was had today no piping, abuse or rubbish overtaking!gosh it was good.
hhhhhhoooooo no it is the presenile dementia!Is this an attempt to aid the night vision ?....
today was all about carrots, carrot sticks actually and rubber bands.
; carrot sticks to hold the eyes open
(even Santa knows that matchsticks are an elfin safety matter); rubber bands to assist the locomotion 


Is everyone ignoring me? Is it something I said? 
we just don't understand the non boyIs everyone ignoring me? Is it something I said?
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way of thinking, it might be a brain hemispherical lack of communication on my part so don't read too much in to it, as i don't understand 90% of humanity 83.56342% of the time, roughly back of the envelope calculation there; though i did it on my note book, but i understand this saying used in common parlance, though why specify a envelope alludes me some what.
it is time to service the woollen under wear, by this point most of us will have put some mileage on it, so mid season service will be a good practice. A thorough visual inspection, re lard and beet with a stick is all that is needed.
may course them to stick to the tyre and get wedged bringing you to a sudden stop, poking remains of the dog out with a stick while fending of the owners may be problematic, again this could be done by ones gentleman’s, gentleman. I think it's just you are both crackers.

