byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Probably. 'Beam me up Scotty.'
the recovery
- Thread starter markg0vbr
- Start date
Page may contain affiliate links. Please see terms for details.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
How did you know? That is very spocky. I was watching Star Trek this afternoon. 
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
That would be telling! You are under our control! Whoo! Hoo!
OP
OP
markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
quick put the tinfoil hat back on it stops them reading your mind, i have been looking through my h: drive at the office and found some fond remembrances. when sweeping for bugs/ hidden cameras always remember the moose head that was a gift from the Russian embassy, like the one in CIA head office that was transmitting for 3 years undetected.
my firs memo, the list of requierd induction training* a email in my naivety asking for a requisition form b3/156
like that was ever going to happen.
it is the season of the frozen tash, some helpful hints on top lip quaffing remember in frosty weather the level of bees wax can be doped in ones tash wax to help with suppleness and that just brushed feel. no one needs jabbing in the eye with a hard pointy tash end.
*i expect to complete this soon i have only been there 15 years
my firs memo, the list of requierd induction training* a email in my naivety asking for a requisition form b3/156
like that was ever going to happen.it is the season of the frozen tash, some helpful hints on top lip quaffing remember in frosty weather the level of bees wax can be doped in ones tash wax to help with suppleness and that just brushed feel. no one needs jabbing in the eye with a hard pointy tash end.
*i expect to complete this soon i have only been there 15 years
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
No need for the tin hat unless you have any thoughts.
OP
OP
markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
last night was the night of the frozen
brake cable, but a bit warmer tonight so all was good.
thinking can be dangerous, you start getting volunteerd for things when you show you can think, keep your head down and gob shut
let the boss think he runs things.
i have not seen a not boy
out on a bike for a long time 
just some thing i was thinking as i was trundling along, i have only see 5 df bikes in the last two weeks come to think on iti wonder what they are all doing?
i tried walking forward five steps and then back five steps today to see if i ended up in the same place, well relative to a spinning planet that is. the results were inconclusive.
brake cable, but a bit warmer tonight so all was good.thinking can be dangerous, you start getting volunteerd for things when you show you can think, keep your head down and gob shut
let the boss think he runs things.i have not seen a not boy
out on a bike for a long time just some thing i was thinking as i was trundling along, i have only see 5 df bikes in the last two weeks come to think on iti wonder what they are all doing?i tried walking forward five steps and then back five steps today to see if i ended up in the same place, well relative to a spinning planet that is. the results were inconclusive.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Fair few riders out in my neck of the woods. Like me they seem to pop out for a ride whenever the weather is passable. It's remarkable how many rides I get in at this time of the year.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
By the way.
We need to hurry to page 65. If we get there oon the thread will get its old age pension. If we tarry we'll need to get to page 66. 67, 68 or 101!
We need to hurry to page 65. If we get there oon the thread will get its old age pension. If we tarry we'll need to get to page 66. 67, 68 or 101!
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Phew!
Made it and got our pension before the government put the age up again!
Now gang how will we spend our ill gotten gains?
I vote we blow it all on beer!
Made it and got our pension before the government put the age up again!
Now gang how will we spend our ill gotten gains?
I vote we blow it all on beer!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I think today I saw more not boys on bicycles, than boys. Some of the not boys were accompanied by little peeps in covered trailers. Some were accompanied by small animals with waggy tails. I also saw the van that contains the Ice Cream tricycle.
on bicycles, than boys. Some of the not boys were accompanied by little peeps in covered trailers. Some were accompanied by small animals with waggy tails. I also saw the van that contains the Ice Cream tricycle.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
As a not boy I could have claimed my pension two pages back. 
I could have claimed my pension two pages back.
OP
OP
markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
not fair equality in all things i say not boys should have to wait until they are 70 like the rest of us.As a not boy
i have had movement in my managements! about mid morning; i am still flushed from all the activity
. training for what i donot know starts tomorrow morning, in "peks and pins"?!?!?!?!
something to do with generating invoices?!?!?!?!
that i have never heard of, i will be having a performance review in the afternoon
and a meeting after that. so after six months of teporary phone ping pong "hello yes, yes, yes, we dont deal with that you need department x y z ok bye" they have decided partly what i am doing though i dont need to know what that is . and every thing will happen in two days its like being in the sodding army. without all those cute manly uniforms, that would make me look fantastical handsome and dashing.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I am disappointed that I will not be seeing you in uniform. I am, however, not ready to decide if it will make you dashingly handsome. How long will I need to wait? 
OP
OP
markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
i think the home front will begin in about a year when the revolting French try to take over Europe, remember dont tell them your name pike!
