the recovery

[byegad]

Single Malts, all of them are lovingly crafted by kind men in skirts and the final product is overlooked by an ancient Gonegal complete with a palate trained from an early age to ensure the final product is as good as it can be. It should be savoured and appreciated with reverence and never, ever, EVER be adulterated with anything else in the glass but some more single malt. Your Granny has it right.

 

[markg0vbr]

i will be presented with a dongle tomorrow, i hope it dose not hurt! i will have to get it out every day when i go to the new office i might end up being late as i will wait while no one is around to waggle it at the door
it will be cold later in the week so i am going to be using the woollen under garments again and a ginger wig made from lama wool.

 

[Speicher]

Do be very careful where your dongle gets dangled! If you get it tangled you could end up with a tingle where you do not want a tingle.

 

[markg0vbr]

faze one is a smart card i got a lanyard as well, i may let you have a go with it if your nice it is awfully exciting; i some times twirl it around
we will be assessed next week to see if we are up to having a dongle, if we are found not to need one for reasons of mobility but your still not up to the half mile walk to the multi story car park you can have one for £45 a month this is to park underneath the office block
it is a bit like when the mine owners used to make the workers pay for the blasting powder they used to work the mine.

 

[Scoosh]

How smart is the smart card ?

Can it explain :

- the meaning of life ?​

- the laws of thermodynamics ?​

- the ways of a man with a young girl ?​

- why a SBGGAG needs one ?​

If it can't, I'd ask for a refund.

 

[Speicher]

I am always very nice.

 

[byegad]

I am always very nice.

Not what I've heard!

 

[Scoosh]

Not what I've heard!

Oooh - Go on !

Tell us, tell us !

 

[Speicher]

There is only one person who is currently a regular on this forum who has met me and can confirm how nice I am. I can confirm that he is handsome, intelligent and tall.

Oh, did I mention he is handsome and good-looking?

 

[byegad]

I don't remember meeting you. When was that?

 

[Speicher]

How tall are you?

 

[markg0vbr]

gossip and rumour abound

i did a pre-emptive reconnoitre of facilities there is a secure cycle cage with stands for over 100 bikes showers and mesh lockers for kit all very posh.
the key pad entry door to the under office cycle store, is wide enough for the ice q in full touring kit* with a fenced off path to the storage cage so it can not be blocked by cars; i will take some pics next week. at £45 a month in parking charges to take the car in the cycle facilities will get some use, how much remain to be seen. some of us are offering to ride with people how are not that confident on the road. as some of you know being a timid pootler my self the company will be welcome, strength in numbers and all that .


*screen, mobility scooter proof rear storage pods/ kitchen bins.

 

[Speicher]

gossip and rumour abound

i did a pre-emptive reconnoitre of facilities there is a secure cycle cage with stands for over 100 bikes showers and mesh lockers for kit all very posh.
the key pad entry door to the under office cycle store, is wide enough for the ice q in full touring kit* with a fenced off path to the storage cage so it can not be blocked by cars; i will take some pics next week. at £45 a month in parking charges to take the car in the cycle facilities will get some use, how much remain to be seen. some of us are offering to ride with people how are not that confident on the road. as some of you know being a timid pootler my self the company will be welcome, strength in numbers and all that .


*screen, mobility scooter proof rear storage pods/ kitchen bins.

Is there also room for your sticky outty bits?

 

[Speicher]

Or your dangly outty bits that stick?



Those sticky outty dangly bits ... you know what I mean...

 

[Tigerbiten]

At £45 a month in parking charges to take the car in the cycle facilities will get some use, how much remain to be seen.

If it's £45 a month to take a car in, how much is it for a bike ??????????