the recovery

[Scoosh]

gossip and rumour abound

i did a pre-emptive reconnoitre of facilities there is a secure cycle cage with stands for over 100 bikes showers and mesh lockers for kit all very posh.
the key pad entry door to the under office cycle store, is wide enough for the ice q in full touring kit* with a fenced off path to the storage cage so it can not be blocked by cars; i will take some pics next week. at £45 a month in parking charges to take the car in the cycle facilities will get some use, how much remain to be seen. some of us are offering to ride with people how are not that confident on the road. as some of you know being a timid pootler my self the company will be welcome, strength in numbers and all that .


*screen, mobility scooter proof rear storage pods/ kitchen bins.

All sounds good and positive providing :

1. they are good enough to pass the Bygad Towers quality control standard
2. ....for an SBGGAG
3. the keypad can be reached from a not-standing position on a trike
4. there is only 'reasonable force' used in the cage, if fighting should occur (eg over parking spaces - some of the newer cyclists might forget they are now part of civilisation and revert to moton attitudes over parking )

Will 250, 23594,49603834076,37068464038476.984659204876 be enough strength for you ???

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[Speicher]

I think you will find that 250, 23594,49603834076,37068464038476.984659204876 is a considerable underestimationment of SBGGAG's strength, and needs to be increased by a factor of threefold.

 

[markg0vbr]

All sounds good and positive providing :

1. they are good enough to pass the Bygad Towers quality control standard
2. ....for an SBGGAG
3. the keypad can be reached from a not-standing position on a trike
4. there is only 'reasonable force' used in the cage, if fighting should occur (eg over parking spaces - some of the newer cyclists might forget they are now part of civilisation and revert to moton attitudes over parking )

Will 250, 23594,49603834076,37068464038476.984659204876 be enough strength for you ???

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the key pad is reachable from the not stand op position but then you have to pull the door open so the operation has to be done studedup.
as my sticky out dangly bits are as long as the trike is wide they will fit and they will bend if needed.
the parking will be interesting if any one acts remotely the way they do in the car park, my hand bike and trikes will take up the space of at least two bikes so will in effect be the 4x4 blocking the hole thing up, but it is ok as i will have the park any were lights on (hazard warning lights).
"Will 250, 23594,49603834076,37068464038476.984659204876 be enough strength for you ???" i can crush walnuts betwixt my buttocks and have the thighs of Zeus a spring loaded door hold no fear for a SBGGG! unless it is windy or there is ice.

 

[byegad]

gossip and rumour abound

i did a pre-emptive reconnoitre of facilities there is a secure cycle cage with stands for over 100 bikes showers and mesh lockers for kit all very posh.
the key pad entry door to the under office cycle store, is wide enough for the ice q in full touring kit* with a fenced off path to the storage cage so it can not be blocked by cars; i will take some pics next week. at £45 a month in parking charges to take the car in the cycle facilities will get some use, how much remain to be seen. some of us are offering to ride with people how are not that confident on the road. as some of you know being a timid pootler my self the company will be welcome, strength in numbers and all that .


*screen, mobility scooter proof rear storage pods/ kitchen bins.

You ride it like you stole it. You're mad you are!

 

[byegad]

Oooh - Go on !

Tell us, tell us !

A Gentleman never tells. However I'm not a gentleman so for a small charge, say £30 I could be persuaded to make something up tell all.

 

[Speicher]

Can I bribe you Byegad with homemade treacle sponge*, rhubard crumble or scones with cream and jam?

It is noteworthy that when I once made the above-mentionned treacle sponge, my brother described it as a treacle mountain. I hasten to add that was with reference to its size and not its consistency.

 

[markg0vbr]

Can I bribe you Byegad with homemade treacle sponge*, rhubard crumble or scones with cream and jam?

It is noteworthy that when I once made the above-mentionned treacle sponge, my brother described it as a treacle mountain. I hasten to add that was with reference to its size and not its consistency.

how didi you know the way to bribe a byegad is through the airobelly hump.

 

[Speicher]

I venture to suggest that the same methodology could be used to bribe a SBGGG, and a Scoosh.

 

[Scoosh]

Bribing a Scoosh ?? The very thought !!!!!!

The Scoosh is more a Pictish version of a SBGG - a PWWL** and has little interest in mere trifles of treacle spongue, crumbling rudebarb - or even scones. (Mrs Scoosh makes the best scones this side of 'The North' )


** Peely-Wally White Lump

 

[byegad]

how didi you know the way to bribe a byegad is through the airobelly hump.

Sorry I only accept folding money with at least one zero after the other number.

 

[markg0vbr]

a parcel of tinned haggis is money in the bank; treacle sponge can be sticky and scotch guard overalls should be warn to prevent adhesion and the only way to eat a mango is stood in the sink naked with a shower cap on.

 

[byegad]

a parcel of tinned haggis is money in the bank; treacle sponge can be sticky and scotch guard overalls should be warn to prevent adhesion and the only way to eat a mango is stood in the sink naked with a shower cap on.

I'm now awaiting my brain care specialist calling me back to try and erase that mental picture from my mind!

 

[Scoosh]

I'm now awaiting my brain care specialist calling me back to try and erase that mental picture from my mind!

It is also incorrect incomplete .

Some mangos (eg sabre variety ) should only be eaten in the bath, so the juice can run up the arms ...

 

[byegad]

NURSE! NURSE! NURSE!
The voices have come back and are being disgusting again. Helppppppp!

 

[markg0vbr]

It is also incorrect incomplete .

Some mangos (eg sabre variety ) should only be eaten in the bath, so the juice can run up the arms ...

good idea , being well endowed with thick lustrous chest hair i do find it getting mated with the juice, i could just turn the shower on but when i am sat in the sink eating a mango i can just wash the pots at the same time and save on water so it is a bit of a quandary as witch is best.

i went and dropped off my lap to at the new office, to gain entry via the bike door you need to contact hr up to a week before you are going to use it to get a personal entry code, why we dont use the swipe cards like fore every other door in the building i have no idea the door opens out, so of course the key pad is on the hinged side so as you open the door you are left with a small gap to squeeze through to get to the left hand side of the door to get your bike, it is hard to explain but the door hinges are on the wrong side to make using the door smooth and trouble free. as it is now there will be some bikes dropped on the floor, unless the have the correct number of wheels that is.

it was just starting to snow when i came in from today's ride, a more reclining seat is defiantly warmer and the back to front cheep water proof jacket performed well the hood used as a face shield was a big plus.

byegad there is a copy of mango eaters monthly in the post the cover is of me in mid mango, if you pay the yearly subscription no more will be delivered.