the recovery

[markg0vbr]

i ventured out in to the big bad forum yesterday gosh there mean out there , looking for a argument, not like us nice recumbonauts* we are supportive* and helpful*; i think i will stay in hear

i have been at the sewing machine again modifying bags for the wheelchair camping trip, the office locker policy forbids storing flammable or explosive stuff in them so the petrol stove is out i can string a hammock between the photo copier and the cleaners cupboard door i just need some 6" nails to knock in to the door frame.

i am thinking of booking to go to the towers, for three days of rides to the cake shop, followed by the ride to a different cake shop, followed by a ride back to the towers for a bit of cake; then big dinners happen. apparently recumbonauts require cake to fill there airobelly hump. the ride plan might be changed a bit to include "A pint of some local beverage/ falling down water".





*not byegad

 

[Speicher]

Are you back from the cake shop yet? Did you remember my double chocolate and walnut cake?

 

[byegad]

Are you back from the cake shop yet? Did you remember my double chocolate and walnut cake?

Typical! He goes out for cake and forgets to come back.

Nurse! Nurse! Nurse!

He needs finding and bringing back to the hostel again!

 

[markg0vbr]

no no no , you dont listen do you, the run to the cake shop is Easter weekend

i have found that the formula for the correct number of bikes/ trikes in a house hold is the same for wheelchairs i will have three by next week one to leave in the garage a work so i am not lifting one in and lard out of the car plus when i go in on the hand bike/tadpole trike, i will have one there and not have to tow one in. a light chair for keeping in the car and the old steel clunker i was given by a relative. the clunker i think will go lard to a different family member to live out the remainder of its time at the caravan.

plus if i take all three chairs in we can have races in the parking garage as it is laid out like a cart track, good team building and all that and the murks/bmws* make good deflectors so we dont hit the walls and damage them, the walls that is.



plus as a added bonus i am to get extra drugsand as they make you dopeyi may need a power nap mid afternoon, would taking my teddy bear and wubby in be pushing it do you think?.


*as long as you hit the side panels and not the front
** not byegad

 

[Scoosh]

..... plus as a added bonus i am to get extra drugsand as they make you dopeyi may need a power nap mid afternoon, would taking my teddy bear and wubby in be pushing it do you think?.

Pushing it ?? Pushing it ??? You think they're not expecting something of the kind ?

Where do you intend to push you wubby anyway ? (please answer carefully, remembering that this is a family - friedly forum )


Have you found the choccy/walnut cake yet ?

 

[Speicher]

What design is on your wubby? Paddington bare?

 

[byegad]

plus as a added bonus i am to get extra drugsand as they make you dopey

How will we tell if you are taking them???

I may be paranoid, but it seems from one or two comments the SBGG has added at the end of his posts about me that he's taken against me.

ME!

Nice friendly, good looking and truly wonderful, that's me!

Honest!!!

 

[markg0vbr]

fleasy powder blue with teddy embroiderd on it, with a large silky label to rub on your lip as you humm and rock.

teddy is delicate now my daddy made him for me, he is deep red with one yellow eye and one green* and one ear is back to front with a big line of stitches going diagonally a cross his belly. probably the most loved teddy in the world he is sat on a shelf in the book case where he can see me typing or watch a bit of tv.


* my dad was colour blind

 

[byegad]

Waits for cruel comments from the SBGG. Who knows what a charming type I really am.

 

[Speicher]

Charming

You wanted me to type charming, shall I see if it prints ok?

 

[byegad]

fleasy powder blue with teddy embroiderd on it, with a large silky label to rub on your lip as you humm and rock.

teddy is delicate now my daddy made him for me, he is deep red with one yellow eye and one green* and one ear is back to front with a big line of stitches going diagonally a cross his belly. probably the most loved teddy in the world he is sat on a shelf in the book case where he can see me typing or watch a bit of tv.


* my dad was colour blind

He missed a chance to insult me! The pills are working! Hooray!

Take more pills.

T a k e m o r e p i l l s . T A K E M O R E P I L L S!

 

[markg0vbr]

How will we tell if you are taking them???

I may be paranoid, but it seems from one or two comments the SBGG has added at the end of his posts about me that he's taken against me.

ME!

Nice friendly, good looking and truly wonderful, that's me!

Honest!!!

mmmmm some of that statement might be true some false and some ridiculous...... but cant work out which

you can tell when i am on the extras as i will have a manic grin wave a lot and act slight erratic making random statements.


that reminds me the new office; i am on floor two of five in the central wing of three, so can look across to two other wings and see people on six floors, we have started looking across and if any one looks back we give them a big grin and manic wave . it cheers people up no end, even the managers are doing it now , i think the next step are signs on sticks like "down with this sort of thing" and "gosh its good here int it" to hold up.

 

[byegad]

you can tell when i am on the extras as i will have a manic grin wave a lot and act slight erratic making random statements.

that reminds me the new office; i am on floor two of five in the central wing of three, so can look across to two other wings and see people on six floors, we have started looking across and if any one looks back we give them a big grin and manic wave . it cheers people up no end, even the managers are doing it now , i think the next step are signs on sticks like "down with this sort of thing" and "gosh its good here int it" to hold up.

Maybe it locational rather than chemical.

Are the whole of Rotherham's denizens mad as hatters or only those employed by the Local Council?

 

[markg0vbr]

you know i think it is me i am rubbing off on them they are becoming more normal every day, that or marsh gas is seeping in and they are all off there heads.

 

[byegad]

Marsh gas? Does this mean we can hope for Rotherham to subside slowly under the mud some time in the near future?