i have been a humble student of Eky-thump

though was slightly hampered, in my rise in the art as black pudding was fa-baden to me.
i was inducted to the most secret aspect of Yorkshire Kung fu, vegetarian Eky-thump VET, indeed stealth is a large part of VET muffled hobnail clogs* are used also black enameled tin mugs**
it uses the mystic teachings of Gumm, to train the body and mind, to pas the induction test one must be able to discern the year and denomination of any coin droped on the floor by the noise it makes, be able to detect boiling water hiting tealeaves from 1/4 of a mile away and understand all 174 inflections of "alreight"
as some of you know i am a bit of a introvert and prefer to be in the background of things, i always try to ride in the center of the peloton on the naked bike rides i do.
i try never to have an opinion about anything unless really pressed to express mine.
today as the raining was bucketing down i went for a spin around meadowhall, this was pleasant as my number one mini me came with me.
i only ran over one lads foot***, well she actually walked into me as she was texting and walking, it was quite traumatic for me until i ascertained she had not scratched the paint on my wheel rims.
*the clogs have sprung loaded nails which can be retracted like a cats claws
**normally a Yorkshire man will only drink tea from a what was once a white tin mug so he can judge the tea stain build up on the inside of the mug for quality and to see that he is not being served a week inferior brew.
***you know i never felt a thing.