the recovery

[markg0vbr]

Cobblers! One Nuclear hand grenade hold... pin out... Err what comes next? Err.. Well!.. Umm!..





BOOM!

you must count to 5

no 4 sir

what
4 sir you said five
ho ok you count to 4 then lobest the hand grenade and become horizontal
you shall not count to 3 but 4 and six is right out there

i have been intending to changing the front tyres for a week now it is becoming urgent i do this, the patch of canvas / nylon is growing, good job they are slicks and i have three wheels.

 

[Speicher]

Pardon

You what
My hearing seems to be impaired after someone lobbed a grenade into my garden.

 

[markg0vbr]

excellent trick to play on your hard of hearing relatives or bygads.........

me and the kids will steadily talk quietly so my mum keeps turning the volume up on her old analogue hearing aid* we get to the point of whispering, then one of the lads will call the house phone it has a siren and flashing lights, she has in the past reached a altitude of several feet above the chair.

you may say this is cruel, perhaps! but we have a suffered jokes plaid on us from being tots it is a wonder i am not in therapy with things like.
we would be out shopping i would be looking at some thing and when i looked around the she would be full tilt of down the high street or hiding down the road in a shop door way, or the classic pop bottle with the impossible to open top, throwing a paddy about wanting my parents to open the bottle would bring on bouts of hilarious laughter.

be nice to your kids they deicide what home you go in!


*the new digital ones are brought out on occasions warranting there use ?????????

 

[markg0vbr]

Easter is almost here and as one would expect there is snow drifting past the window, i was going to ride up to lady bower, but by the sounds of there may be snow on the ground.

any one fancy towing a caravan out there for me then brining it back on Tuesday, heated with orthopaedic bed and plasma tv.

 

[Scoosh]

Is Her Ladyship expecting you ?

i was going to ride up to lady bower, .....

'Twould be ungracious/ unservile/ rude not to put in an appearance.

 

[markg0vbr]

the thing is, the guilt edged invitation, never arrived! i am of course a sort after guest at all the gatherings of the upper crust.
i am thinking of limiting my engagements this year to give me time for intellectual pursuits, philosophy and important thinking and stuff like.

 

[Speicher]

"Gatherings of the upper crust"? The menu includes lots of pies then?

 

[markg0vbr]

this comes form when bread was baked in a wood fired oven all the ash was never brushed form the oven floor,
so the only part of the bread without bcb's (burnt crunchy bits) was the upper crust so this was given to the top table and important people.
i am a member of the guild of master bakers you know, master of the peel and double five strand revers plat.
entertaining and educational i should ask for a top up fee or enhanced royalties.


i really must chang that tyre it is all the way through the anti puncture belt now so not much more and it will be through to the inner tube.
i suppose i could always ride with that wheel in the air i might wonder back and forth across the road a bit but i will still be making progress.

 

[markg0vbr]

new tyres i promise not to drift the trike with them until they are almost worn out.

while doing a once over i discovered that nearly all the spokes in the back wheel where loose, i have given them a bit of a tighten.

with the strong winds we have been having and some stronger ones on Monday i have reports of a bygad seen in cold stream high street going back wards was this to keep the dust out of his eyes or fighting a head wind and loosing? not that i would take liberty's with him while he is indisposed AFK at a IRW event.

it is a biter disappointment to me that i could not make the trip if the trains were trike friendly ie i could ride to the station and then ride the trike straight on to the guards van have a snooze and ride off at the other end i could have gone one day all cross country trains will have a guards van or cycle carriage and all stations will have easy access. we have been promised a integrated transport system, i will wait with bated breath.

 

[markg0vbr]

chain tubing, you don't think about them until some thing goes wrong, it is amazing what you can do with a bit of string.

 

[markg0vbr]

torrential rain is not conducive to a pleasant ride, unfortunately i still have no sponsorship for a velowmobile, a pop up brolly just is not the same.


the chain tube has now been secured and is now free floating on the chain with one flexible connection to stop it shooting up to the chain ring.

i am beginning to worry about the missionary sent up north no word from him and the indigenousness aborigines can be a bit odd at times.

 

[byegad]

There is a golden rule with a Nuclear Hand-grenade. Get someone else to throw it!

The hair will grow again and the charred bits of me are slowly growing new skin.

Our SBGG was missing from Bike Rite and it was a great success. There are some that think this is cause and effect. They may be right.

 

[Speicher]

Byegad, did you employ the Arthur Slowbottom over-arm bowling method?

Or did you attempt to throw it using the more complex and difficult method as favoured by people wearing lumpy jumpers?

The method is achieved using careful calculations involving the weight of said object and the trajectory needed. These calculations are done at lightening speed.

Furthermore, you say that Our SBGG was not there. This implies that other sbgg were there.
Is there a comparision to be made?

 

[markg0vbr]

please make sure you are keeping a record of the use of SBGG as it is mow trade marked.
as it has become apparent people are using the name to describe generic individuals, this has the affect of devaluing the name.
it is one of the burdens we astonishingly beautiful exceptional athletes carry, constant vigilance.

there is a ride to work initiative i will put the details up tomorrow.

 

[Speicher]

When you carry constant vigilance, do you put it in your panniers, or under your seat?