byegad
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Argh! That puts mankini wearing into the Longridge weekend! Mummy! I WANT MY MUMMY!
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I am pondering how exactly one cycles in micro cycle shorts, if one does not own a micro cycle. 
byegad
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It goes with his micro brain and balances his enormous ego!
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markg0vbr
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i dont think i will be going, it is a long way for me to drive in one hit, if i take enough painkillers to make the trip they would knock me out. i have been pondering and cogitating for days about this, should i, should i not?
if my bmw trike was done i would be ok i think, i never had any problems riding the motorbike a long way; i am hoping the trike will be the same.
the sun is out so i will go and see if i can improve on some of the tan lines... pictures will be posted, there will be a Olympic mascot emblem hidden in the picture, the first one to spot it wins a prize, you will have to look closely as it will be well hidden.
byegad
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Who will we tease if you are missing? This is bad news indeed. I've rented* a goat for the weekend to eat your tent! Now I still want my Mummy but I've got a spare Nanny.
* Well not rented sort of bartered, you know I hate spending actual cash!
* Well not rented sort of bartered, you know I hate spending actual cash!
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markg0vbr
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you could rent the goat out, sort of sub let it.
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
This may be something I regret doing 
... can I ask what the Longridge weekend is?
... can I ask what the Longridge weekend is?
byegad
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It's the Easter weekend, all four days, at Longridge Towers School just outside Berwick upon Tweed.
Charming good looking people turn up on anything from a Brompton, Fixie, Touring bike or Recumbent to ride for the four days with other charming good looking people. And the SBGG has been there several times too! Last year over half the machines were recumbents.
Jason Patient, all round good fellow and photographer to the stars organises it these days.
Charming good looking people turn up on anything from a Brompton, Fixie, Touring bike or Recumbent to ride for the four days with other charming good looking people. And the SBGG has been there several times too! Last year over half the machines were recumbents.
Jason Patient, all round good fellow and photographer to the stars organises it these days.
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I assume then, Byegad, that you have not been yet.
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markg0vbr
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i believe he had a stunt double stand in, i am positive i have seen him fall down a flight of stairs in one of the titanic films.
he was a bit second rate as a actor he kept getting his lines wrong and offering to purchase drinks. i was very suspicious when he went to the bar and no tools where used to open the wallet! the lack of a entourage was also odd, the real byegad would have had staff.
snap was good, the vegie option was well above the norm.
he was a bit second rate as a actor he kept getting his lines wrong and offering to purchase drinks. i was very suspicious when he went to the bar and no tools where used to open the wallet! the lack of a entourage was also odd, the real byegad would have had staff.
snap was good, the vegie option was well above the norm.
byegad
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I assume then, Byegad, that you have not been yet.
Insults? It's a good job your not a Gentleman Speicher other wise it would be limp celery and flying helmets at dawn!
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markg0vbr
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a true test of man hood would be jumping the line at the post-office on pension pay out day. the chance of survival would be slim to non.
being a lumpy jumper it is only gentlemanly that the traditional hand bags at ten paces should be employed.
i good amble around the town today, it was like a mini day trip.
i am easily amused you know.[/quote]
byegad
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Handbags? I can do handbags. Now where did I put my Thermo-nuclear hand-grenade?
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markg0vbr
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that sir would be cheating, standard lumpy jumper handbag rules apply, as laid out in the Mrs Beatons guide to home management 1893.
all combatants having exhausted all other avenues of resolving a dispute ie snide comments about how lovely and possessively glowing there protagonists are and sniping to there friend behind there backs has failed.
text messages and face book should be employed to blacken each others name and reputation.
representations should be made for a meeting on the field/dance floor/pub car park of honour, seconds, thirds, fourths up to as large a gang of scratching bints in white stilettos as can be assembled, with a blood alcohol level of no less than 190mg to 100mls of blood.
no more than one justiciable spanner, 5 packets of opened partly consumed mints, a an-teak pocket packet of tissues, a carbonised date, six paracetamol, a leaflet about visiting some stately home and one woollen glove, should be in the hand bag.
hair pulling kicking while the opponent is on the ground, spiting are to be encouraged and cheered on in a high pitched screaming rant.
bad blood hatred and feuding must be perpetuated for at least three generations, involving as many dim teen boys as can be roped in.
byegad
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Cobblers! One Nuclear hand grenade hold... pin out... Err what comes next? Err.. Well!.. Umm!..
BOOM!
BOOM!
