the recovery

[Nearly there]

To jest to, co To jest

 

[byegad]

Bigfellaess Speicher him say Mark is plenty befuddled.

Bigga fella Byegad him say befuddled am plenty too little. He fella wiv cuckoo in nest wiv plenty problem. He get bed in big house wiv padded rooms, him take fellas in, no let fellas out.

 

[markg0vbr]

you know some times i think my efforts to educate and inform are just not appreciated.

through a extensive research program involving several jam sangwiches one can of ASDA smart prise bitter a pointy stick and one 14 year old boy. that instructing 14year old boys on the correct procedure for giving the grass its first cut of the year, is best described as entertaining.
as 14 year old boys tend to have the attention span of a geriatric may fly, the hand eye coordination of a slightly damp piece of string; judicious prods of the pointy stick help get point across and concentrate the mind.
this 14 year old boy was given to me by his mum some years ago complete with a litter tray a bin liner of clothes one slightly chewed teddy bear and a turbo charged appetite.

izique zackaria Bentonbrook porthisque peregrine potsbelch Damen Lucifer Beelzebub haverlock ismay pool Tollomy, for short is a happy sole and brightens the place up.
though i fear for his sanity, he has this liking for a obscure sport called foot ball were two teams apparently try to give each other a ball, but this chap how runs around with a whistle makes them give it back.
well something like that, he did try to explain it but i drifted off part way through. there was some thing about a trap that was mildly interesting but it turns out to be a theoretic one

 

[Speicher]

Footy ball - is the obscure sport where the players often stop and do a sort of dance, but a strange sort of dance, when they are lying on the ground? I think they clutch part of their nanotomy and pull faces and grimace. The dance finishes with hobbling for a few moments. Then they return to running up and down the pitch at a fast race of nots.

 

[markg0vbr]

Footy ball - is the obscure sport where the players often stop and do a sort of dance, but a strange sort of dance, when they are lying on the ground? I think they clutch part of their nanotomy and pull faces and grimace. The dance finishes with hobbling for a few moments. Then they return to running up and down the pitch at a fast race of nots.

no that's Britons got talent when they spin on there heads and stuff.

number one son is as mystified as me and lumpy jumper mini me the first born has a face book fixation you would think doing a dissertation "some poncy student thing" and going to the pub would be enough but no she has to web every thing.
she can text without looking at her phone while watching tv and carry on a conversation lumpy jumper multitasking apparently

 

[byegad]

Footy ball - is the obscure sport where the players often stop and do a sort of dance, but a strange sort of dance, when they are lying on the ground? I think they clutch part of their nanotomy and pull faces and grimace. The dance finishes with hobbling for a few moments. Then they return to running up and down the pitch at a fast race of nots.

Also played by Nancy boys, who'd have thought a French town would be responsible for a whole sport? They wouldn't last 2 seconds in a ruck or maul. Proper Football, Rugby Union Football is played by men, or sometimes the better sort of woman, who are not made of glass and hypochondriac.

 

[Speicher]

no that's Britons got talent when they spin on there heads and stuff.

number one son is as mystified as me and lumpy jumper mini me the first born has a face book fixation you would think doing a dissertation "some poncy student thing" and going to the pub would be enough but no she has to web every thing.
she can text without looking at her phone while watching tv and carry on a conversation lumpy jumper multitasking apparently

I think it is only the younger version of lumpy jumper wearers that can mulltitask to that extension. Any lumpy jumper registered before 1970 would be just duo tasking methinks. Yes I can type and think, I think.

 

[byegad]

My old mum could knit, watch TV and nag both myself and my Dad simultaneously. That was over 50 years ago and shortly before she died at 89 she could do the TV watching and nagging my sister and brother-in-law, who she lived with, with absolutely no trouble! Although sadly her hands had gone, due to arthritis, and the knitting was no longer possible.

 

[markg0vbr]

my emergency propriety one express order nhs wheel chair arrives on Monday, this has only taken a astonishingly short seven weeks i was measured up for the chair over the phone as it was such a rush job.
i have a chrome cycling bell all ready to go on it and am planing to put some stick on go faster stripes, on it for bling, they don't do spinners for the wheels but do plastic spoke guards.
it should be a bit of a chick magnet* pimp my ride magnet thingy by the time it is done.

one of the very lumpy, lumpy jumper wearers in the next team to mine was multi tasking; while eating a cream bun, spilling coffee on her laptop and talking to a customer, with a full mouth. she managed to knock the managers briefcase of the desk and trip one of the not lumpy jumper wearers up as he walked past; all in a very high pitched voice that can melt candle wax.

*lumpy jumper wearer.

 

[markg0vbr]

a nice ride today the led light came in handy in the fog.

 

[markg0vbr]

the excitement is building! can you imagine me excited about some thing? by the time Monday rolls around and the chairs arrival is immanent i will be apoplectic with delight.

 

[byegad]

Is this really something we should share??

 

[markg0vbr]

i have been putting some good times in over the last couple of weeks.
now i am part time and the temperature, is close to my optimum operating temperature.

i could share my cycling tan, if you like; i got white bits.
it is quite early in the year but the sun as been out for the last couple of days and i noticed in the full length mirror in the bath room i have tan lines
i have been riding in my micro cycling shorts for the last three weeks but to day was the first outing for my short sleeved top.
mankini probably in two weeks.

 

[BenM]

mankini probably in two weeks.

Remind me not to visit the Sheffield area in the near future.... no... wait... I don't need reminding, it's a conditioned reflex anyway!

B.

p.s. actually, in case anyone thinks I am being Northist, I have friends in Huddersfield, and Ma comes from South Shields plus I actually went to Magna once and Medowhall as well for a wee.

 

[Dave Martin]

p.s. actually, in case anyone thinks I am being Northist, I have friends in Huddersfield, and Ma comes from South Shields plus I actually went to Magna once and Medowhall as well for a wee.

Lol that really made me smile