the recovery

[Scoosh]

So who let him out of the cage ?

... or did he slide out, having already learnt the skill of dripping-smearing (currently being proposed as an limpic event, I believe ) ?

 

[byegad]

Not Guilty M'Lord!

 

[markg0vbr]

we don't talk about dripping smearing, at dripping smearing club.
there was a eu ruling about keeping kids in cages you know.
i am going in to the office tomorrow and may be some time, i don't know if i will be required to point at stuff but will hold my self in reediness.
i have already sent in a memo to the press office requesting a pa for any photo-shoots they want me to do as i had to get my own tea last time and the make up was hard to do and still look all natural in the photos.

 

[byegad]

t in a memo to the press office requesting a pa for any photo-shoots they want me to do as i had to get my own tea last time and the make up was hard to do and still look all natural in the photos.

It usually looks OK Mark. Although the false beard is less than convincing.

 

[Scoosh]

You mean those pics we've seen are the REAL Mark ???

 

[byegad]

Sorry Scoosh. Sadly they are the unexpurgated version. I know this is a shock, can I suggest you not stand up in a dark room with a pint or two of brandy. By the time you recover from the hangover and stomach pump it will fade to a mere nightmare.

 

[Scoosh]

<THUMP !>


<Scoosh hits floor in an extended manner>

<tries to drink flagon of brandy while lying down>


<dribble, dribble ..... gurgle, gurgle>




<passes out>

 

[byegad]

Ok. Scoosh is in the recovery position and we wait for the first groan.
Can someone make a couple of gallons of strong coffee for tomorrow morning. I'll look for the Aka Seltzer and Asprin.

Is anyone a Brain Care Specialist? There will be PTS to deal with too.

 

[markg0vbr]

a new tub of industrial strength tash wax is in the post, it is my first endorsement.
i am building up hopefully to getting a sponsorship deal on a velomobile.

my eldest child said has promised to lone me a electronic lithograph maker so i can film me doing my deep lunges and post on youtube, the mankini may be once again be pressed in to service.

that should get the offers flooding in!

 

[byegad]

Not the hot wax for the mankini again. Last time there was a nuclear alert in West Yorkshire. They all thought that the missiles were on their way.

 

[Scoosh]

<dribble, dribble ..... gurgle, gurgle>


<Thump>




<re-passes out>

 

[byegad]

Everybody back tomorrow the hangover should be worth seeing. Wear a plastic mac and bring a bucket.

 

[markg0vbr]

i think a detox might be in the offing, lots of water sieved through an old sock.

this weekend there is nothing on so a thrash around the peak district is in order.
tea oat cake underpinned breakfast will happen at some point, lumpy jumper waving seams to be frequent now i have a trike.
unfortunately the wheelchair rack is still not finished so i am still a bit limited as the events i can go to on it.

 

[byegad]

OK I need two gallons of strong black coffee, 12 Alka Seltzer, 6 Asprins and a large bucket.

We are going to bring Scoosh round!

Nurse Rubber apron and gloves...

 

[byegad]

CLEAR!

Rawmarsh... We have a problem.