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Scoosh
the recovery
- Thread starter markg0vbr
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Scoosh
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markg0vbr
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- rawmarsh rotherham
AA is the way to go.
byegad
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- NE England
I prefer the RAC but what has that got to do with Hangova Vulgaris Multiplex?
Meanwhile when Scoosh has finished throwing up he'll need food.
How about a nice Full English Breakfast? Fried everything!
Oh Dear! Does anyone have a mop?
Meanwhile when Scoosh has finished throwing up he'll need food.
How about a nice Full English Breakfast? Fried everything!
Oh Dear! Does anyone have a mop?
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markg0vbr
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- rawmarsh rotherham
wax cotton coats are fantastic, well waxed you can wear them in a slaughterhouse and just get hosed down when you come out.
wear one on your motorbike keep the wind of and the rain.
there is a down side though....... when it is nice and sunny when you set off they are supple, so the long flowing coat drapes nicely around you.
when it has been raining and the temperature drops in the peak district you get of your bike in your long flowing cote and it dont! it stays in the shape it was when you wear sat on the bike and looks very odd.
wear one on your motorbike keep the wind of and the rain.
there is a down side though....... when it is nice and sunny when you set off they are supple, so the long flowing coat drapes nicely around you.
when it has been raining and the temperature drops in the peak district you get of your bike in your long flowing cote and it dont! it stays in the shape it was when you wear sat on the bike and looks very odd.
n-ick
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- Sunny Swadlincote
Beware sir, there are hienious wax coat imitations being imported from the East. Most of these are indeed lard based.
One sure fire way of telling the difference, is that the real waxed cotton will deflect a harpoon launched from a spear gun at close range.
The Spud, now banned from our local swimming pool is in posession of the very latest and most powerful spear gun, only used on the one occasion.
We would thus urge you to submit to a test of authenticity, having first checked in a mirror to confirm that is indeed yourself on the point of impalement, or not.
One sure fire way of telling the difference, is that the real waxed cotton will deflect a harpoon launched from a spear gun at close range.
The Spud, now banned from our local swimming pool is in posession of the very latest and most powerful spear gun, only used on the one occasion.
We would thus urge you to submit to a test of authenticity, having first checked in a mirror to confirm that is indeed yourself on the point of impalement, or not.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
I too have a spear gun and would happily shoot out SBGG in the head, a bit, at no charge. He's allowed to wear a polystyrene hat, and all the waxed cotton he wants. This will:-
A) End the helmet debate forever. And.
B) Rid us of the SBGG in the name of science.No better way to die than in the name of science. Our late and lamented Neil Armstrong put his life on the line for science, I expect nothing less from our Sun Bronzed Geek God.
That's a ++ IMHO
Meanwhile there are moaning sounds from Scoosh, maybe all is not lost!
A) End the helmet debate forever. And.
B) Rid us of the SBGG in the name of science.No better way to die than in the name of science. Our late and lamented Neil Armstrong put his life on the line for science, I expect nothing less from our Sun Bronzed Geek God.
That's a ++ IMHO
Meanwhile there are moaning sounds from Scoosh, maybe all is not lost!
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markg0vbr
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i have on occasion been hit on the head with hammer fling bits of masonry a kitchen ceiling and three paving slabs with only mild surface damage, in-fact the weapon to impact my noggin was a large frozen chicken wheeled by my elder sister at the tender age of ten when she tried unsuccessfully to committed siblicide.
i have been inspired by Mr Armstrong, i am thinking of landing on something large and spherical, which can be observed from space.
i do hope Mr bygad has a tin hat!
i have been inspired by Mr Armstrong, i am thinking of landing on something large and spherical, which can be observed from space.
i do hope Mr bygad has a tin hat!
byegad
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- NE England
Understandable and this explains an awful lot!
byegad
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You are a cad and a bounder. Choose your weapons cur!
byegad
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Hah! No reply!
The coward has fled to Lancashire.
The coward has fled to Lancashire.
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markg0vbr
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never!
i have been wheelchair shopping, i have one now with suspension, it is called the lightning
i see a wheelchair back flip in the offing.
i am one again planing an expedition to the barbarian regains of the world, the Cotswolds (organ music plaid by man in a mask and a long black cape) only for two nights not standing up in a field.
on the Saturday i will be rear gunner on the ride out, picking off the odd bosh and the odd johnny foreigner.
it will be a good change of pace as there will be a distinct lack of leather waist coats, covered in club patches, this weekend will be real ail bmw endureo clothing.
i have been wheelchair shopping, i have one now with suspension, it is called the lightning
i see a wheelchair back flip in the offing.i am one again planing an expedition to the barbarian regains of the world, the Cotswolds (organ music plaid by man in a mask and a long black cape) only for two nights not standing up in a field.
on the Saturday i will be rear gunner on the ride out, picking off the odd bosh and the odd johnny foreigner.
it will be a good change of pace as there will be a distinct lack of leather waist coats, covered in club patches, this weekend will be real ail bmw endureo clothing.
byegad
Legendary Member
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- NE England
You have been challenged will you choose your weapon? Or be forever branded as a cur deserving a postcode starting LA??
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markg0vbr
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hot air balloons and blunderbuss.
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markg0vbr
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- rawmarsh rotherham
you can inflate both balloons 
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Geograffically speaking, the barbarian region of the Cotswolds is not a million miles away from this part of Westernshire.
In the car park in this small town last week, there was one of those motorbike/trike thingummies with a wheel base larger than that of an average car! That wasn't you was it?
In the car park in this small town last week, there was one of those motorbike/trike thingummies with a wheel base larger than that of an average car! That wasn't you was it?
