the recovery

[byegad]

I choose, seeing as you've got two items, a Killoray gun and THE HHoA.

Just wait until I read the instructions for the latter.

 

[byegad]

OK found the destructions.


And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

 

[byegad]

On the count of three, etc. etc. etc.

Lobs grenade and points Killoray gun, Zap you're dead and BANG thou has't snuffed it.

 

[Speicher]

Art thou sure thou lobbest west and not south?

 

[markg0vbr]

my trike is narrow it is a lot easer to get a wheel up then.

whenst dueling chaps should have the same weapons, a gentleman would know this.

the holy hand grenade of Antioch only works on naughty people.

 

[byegad]

I rest my case, set down my valise, park my carpet bag, let fall my luggage.

A gentleman only fights a fair duel with another gentleman. Sun Bronzed G(r)eek Gods are certainly not gentleman, for a start some of them are Gods of the somewhat female persuasion and others fight, squabble among each other have sex with various members of the animal kingdom, impersonate some members of the animal kingdom in order to seduce innocent young women, interfere with innocent seafarers'* journeys and generally behave in an ungentlemanly manner, especially, but not exclusively, the male Gods.

Hence I treat you as an opponent worthy of being put down like a rabid dog and no gentleman.

Sadly the Godliness of your status appears to have rendered you slightly immortal. I will return with a god killing weapon in due course**

*Odysseus is only the best known seafarer to have his journey home delayed. Heck, he'd have got home much faster on an Arriva bus!
** I shall be consulting a certain Richard Dawkins Esq.

 

[n-ick]

EEEEup Cosmo,
in addition to the Lympic legacy of longer shopping hours ,has tha' considered applying to be a Lympic legacy or leg end ?

I can think of no better ediface to represent the emergence from suburbia of the next stage of Homo spp.

Spud is planning to release trading stamps and is keen to print your ediface on the rear.

 

[byegad]

You were up late Nick!

 

[Speicher]

Is Spud planning to print the SBGG's physog on his rear?

 

[byegad]

Room for that and several life size full length portraits!

 

[n-ick]

The Spud has designed a foolproof id kit to ensure that you do not appear to the world as the SSG.

For a modest fee you get a mirror with a comedy tache and beard painted on it.The
instructions read " Approach the mirror until the comedy facial hair appears in place, repeat "lard lard minions minions, I owe Geoff and Nick £500".Then quickly move away.
Next: look in a plain mirror , if the comedy facial hair is still there, you are in the unfortunate position of being the SSG."

Beware, there are several locations where police have told residents to stay indoors following reports of big SSG activity, or was it lions?

 

[byegad]

No you're not lion you're telling the truth.

 

[n-ick]

Ow!
Jennifer Rammerstein, I presume.

 

[markg0vbr]

Lion.... LION! i thought it was a well fed cat i will have to get my eyes looked at though it did seem to like playing with all the toddlers in the play park at the end of the road where i released it.


you know some times i think you lot drift off on a tangent.

 

[Speicher]

Lion.... LION! i thought it was a well fed cat i will have to get my eyes looked at though it did seem to like playing with all the toddlers in the play park at the end of the road where i released it.


you know some times i think you lot drift off on a tangent.

It is you who is the tan gent.
As for releasing lions, some of us have our pride.