the recovery

[n-ick]

Personally , I'd put him in mine detection, using his billaird crutch. It would save on robots and no one would notice the difference.

 

[byegad]

OH NO!
Robots are either very clever and/or do as they're told. Loose cannon would be a better description of the SBGG. Although I dare say all the readers will be able to say something worse.

 

[markg0vbr]

a robot leg!
mmmmmmmmmm
now i wonder?

a cyborg sun bronzed Greek god like Yorkshire men ! is the universe ready for this i would be probably proclaimed emperor Cosmo the first supreme being or it could it spark of a eugenics war?
they would have to take my titanium out and replace it with plastic for land mine detecting as i might set them off just standing near them.

civilization has come a long way first man just squatted down and did a number 2 where ever he was then, after several false starts the hole was invented, a long time later the thunder box then porcelain perfection of Mr Thomas Crapper, the self cleaning super loose and bogs in space!
now we have people wondering around with folding spades, i think it is safe to say that civilization is in a decline.

 

[byegad]

a robot leg!
mmmmmmmmmm
now i wonder?

a cyborg sun bronzed Greek god like Yorkshire men ! is the universe ready for this i would be probably proclaimed emperor Cosmo the first supreme being or it could it spark of a eugenics war?
they would have to take my titanium out and replace it with plastic for land mine detecting as i might set them off just standing near them.

civilization has come a long way first man just squatted down and did a number 2 where ever he was then, after several false starts the hole was invented, a long time later the thunder box then porcelain perfection of Mr Thomas Crapper, the self cleaning super loose and bogs in space!
now we have people wondering around with folding spades, i think it is safe to say that civilization is in a decline.

From an earlier post.
'So we could soon have conclusive proof that the SBGG was in fact a rather rusty weird Yorkshireman with a megalomania problem of gigantic proportions.'

I rest my case.

 

[markg0vbr]

From an earlier post.
'So we could soon have conclusive proof that the SBGG was in fact a rather rusty weird Yorkshireman with a megalomania problem of gigantic proportions.'

I rest my case.

rusty! you sir are a cad.

the first test of the growler* with modifide stearing and fat tyres, i have got to play with the tyre pressure on the back it has 13psi in at the moment and the back end is flotey at 60 to 90mph on bumpy roads, i will drop it to 7psi and see how it feels.


*beast of a trike, cristend bye the desighn and develepment team, as acording to the test poilot "F^&*$g H£*! thats insane".

 

[byegad]

The Growler?

I must have missed that. What the f heck is the Growler?​

 

[Speicher]

The only Growlers that I know of are:

Bears in the Canadian Rockies
Those things in the tummies of teddy burrs that make a noise when you turn them downside up.

 

[n-ick]

The SSG didn't make much noise when we held him upside down. A load of odd changs and buttons fell out of his pockets. Surprising how long he could hold his breath under hot water.

They say that he denies the existence of anywhere south of Rawmarsh and that the edge of the world is the horizon.

 

[byegad]

The Rust Elaborated Anti-social Limping Lummox of Yorkshire is slowly showing his colours. Henceforth, herewith and heretofore he should be recognised as the REALLY!

Just because we have the technology to rebuild him we should not necessarily do so. Perhaps a job as Village Idiot to the Entire World, combined with Point Rover About the Town should be created for the safety of mankind. (Or should that be personkind in these PC days??) Thus making Really? View-Prat an easier way of referring to him.

 

[n-ick]

How about "pleb" ?
This seems a little used , but effective word amongst the echelons of cycling .

I happened to come across a live webcam of Rawmarah city the other day.
The inhabitants were looking happy enough beneath the thick rolling clouds of smog and tobacco smoke. I noticed that most of the menfolk were wearing halibut as shoes.

 

[markg0vbr]

i have discovered chip-seal with wax-oil, not only rust protection but stone chip protection!

the rack has been beefed up on the back of the growler, so am working on a rack/ strapping to affix the catrike on the back for when i go on holiday.
the growler will do 60mpg and is a lot of fun plus i can ride it further than drive the car. plus i will be able to take people for a spin when at an event, with a pice of rope i could drag quite a large number of trikes behind at considerable velocity, possibly over jumps.

 

[byegad]

Ohhhh! The Growler is his motorised scooter.

 

[markg0vbr]

i have a cunning plan if i fit a auto giro blade to the top of the growler i can then hop over traffic.
the only bit i am missing is a small jet motor to keep it in the air for the short hop.

 

[byegad]

I'll keep him talking. Can one of you call the Ambulance?

 

[n-ick]

I've got some Araldite, will that hold him, or some 6" nails ?

On the other hand, he's already drained the NHS of vast amounts of money, better let him be part of the "Care in the Community" and "Big Society".