the recovery

[markg0vbr]

i thought it was the pealed nut!
all this clomping about in fields leather clad, with long sticks and cannons and blunted knives. is just an excuse for siting about near tents at night drinking alcohol from pewter tankards.
you would not catch me doing things like that.......................... weeeeelll i dont use a pewter tankard mine is stainless and i dont clomp.

you know, going off at tangents are coming along faster and faster, i worry about you lot not having a solid grip on sanity like what i have you could get lost.
yet another invention might be in the offing, the sanity satnav!

 

[byegad]

i thought it was the pealed nut!
all this clomping about in fields leather clad, with long sticks and cannons and blunted knives. is just an excuse for siting about near tents at night drinking alcohol from pewter tankards.
you would not catch me doing things like that.......................... weeeeelll i dont use a pewter tankard mine is stainless and i dont clomp.

you know, going off at tangents are coming along faster and faster, i worry about you lot about me not having a solid grip on sanity like what i have you could get lost.
yet another invention might be in the offing, the sanity satnav!

FTFY

 

[Scoosh]

<ahem>
The RECOVERY doesn't seem to be going very well at the momento.

Maybe a big bottle of (diet) Pepsi** and some other (mo)mentos would assist ?


** apparently other fizzy imbibations exist

 

[byegad]

The recovery is a flop. While we can understand the SBGG's slow degeneration into old age, been there got the T-shirt, his refusal to come out of the mental world he has created is worrying. I don't think I've been affected by reading and contributing to this rubbish, but I'm sure everyone else has. Flibble! Dumble! Dee!

 

[Scoosh]

The recovery is a flop. While we can understand the SBGG's slow degeneration into old age, been there got the T-shirt, his refusal to come out of the mental world he has created is worrying. I don't think I've been affected afflicted by reading and contributing to this rubbish, but I'm sure everyone else has. Flibble! Dumble! Dee!

The RECOVERY clearly needs a flip, to balance its flop - or even a fit to balance its flop.

It's a virtual world anyway, isn't it ?

 

[byegad]

Sadly full of full time loons. My good self excluded of course. Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee! Flibble! Dumble! Dee!

 

[n-ick]

There is no recovery in sight. Perhaps it's time for the SSG to enter a coalition, or even a deep unused mine shaft.
Certainly word of RECOVERY has been not banded about. Are we in a SSG double dip ?

Bygad sir, you have too much time on your hands, I should call the ward sister for stronger sedaaattttii,...v....e..........s

 

[markg0vbr]

the cycling affirmative action party, will never go in to an coalition with any political party that is the puppet of the ruling classes.
come the revolution door of pizza delivery, they will be given one tepid cup of pg tips and padlocked on a checkout till at Tesco.

following forensic inspection of my front tyres i have found one through to the canvas again! at three sets of tyres a year this cycling thing is getting expensive.

 

[byegad]

Should I take any more tablets I'd go deaf. A Stinkinrottencold has left me with a bad chest so I'm on the old Steriods again, 8 tablets each morning, on top of all the others I take as a routine! I'd rattle so much I couldn't hear ever again if I went out.

So plenty of time on my hands to tidy the bedrooms and throw out old clothes, some with the dessicated remains of a servant still in them.* Times are hard in Byegad Towers and once again Xmas is cancelled, at least for the staff.

* I thought Havers had popped out for a crafty fag, slug of farm cider and a chase of the milk maids, but apparently he'd been in the attic long enough to dry out completely and I don't mean lay off the alcohol.

 

[markg0vbr]

i had a go at chasing a milk maid once, you know they should have to have a license for them tin buckets.

is there a market for powdered a gentleman's, gentleman?

 

[byegad]

Naturally, and he was a gentleman's surf if truth be known. We used him on the rose garden. At least he'll smell better in death than he ever did in life.

 

[markg0vbr]

being now of modest income visa-vis cant be arsed to get out of bed and in to the office.
is there a websight one can use to search for a second hand bonded servant? i would only require light duty's, piggyback up the stairs, toe webbing oiling, applying lard to bits that get tender from using crutches ect.

they would get all the used lard to make sandwiches, the minimum union rate of ritualistic flogging and ride on the back of the growler in full dress uniform, to help me on and off and act as ballast.
the canvas biker jacket my children got for me buttons up the back so i need a hand getting in and out of it, it works that way around so the wind don't get on my chestickls.

i had a go at putting the catrike on the wheelchair rack on the back of the growler and is fits perfect! it looks a bit odd like a Yorkshire terrier mounting a bullmastiff but it works.

 

[byegad]

chestickls!

He said chestickls. Is he allowed to say that???

Moderator!!!!

 

[Scoosh]

Quick - find a Moderator !

Ask him or her !

 

[byegad]

Last time I saw a decent chestickl...

Ahhh! Those were the days...