the recovery

[byegad]

NURSE!

 

[jayjay]

NURSE!

I would go along with the brain exorcise instead.

 

[byegad]

First we'd have to find it!

 

[n-ick]

Spud' s got an old ECT machine. It's been outside for a few months, I'm sure that we can get the mice out and repair the wiring. On the other hand , why bother.
A few thousand volts to where his bolts enter the neck ( brain activity being unlikely)and the SSG will be able to rejoin the rest of us and glow at night.
"NURSE!!!!"

 

[Scoosh]

Ah-Ha !! This must explain the item I saw on the news this evening. Strange colours were reported being seen in the sky over the west of Scotland last night. Some people are thinking they are the Aurora Borealis or Northern Lights !

What do they know ?

Obviously n-ick was testing his ECT machine .....

 

[markg0vbr]

please remember i was tested and am compesmentes and have a certificate.

today was a meeting of the stewards, up the workers.
we got to hear what the cuts will be next year, up the workers.
the list of diseplinary hearings we will be attending, up the workers.
the nominations for Regional committee, up the workers.
there may be a reduction in the lard concession, from 1lb a month to 4oz!, up the workers.
Christmas has been canceled, all staff are on a rota for covering the office, up the workers.

 

[byegad]

please remember i was tested and am compesmentes and have a certificate. Since revoked IIRC.

today was a meeting of the stewards, up the workers.
we got to hear what the cuts will be next year, up the workers.
the list of diseplinary hearings we will be attending, up the workers.
the nominations for Regional committee, up the workers.
there may be a reduction in the lard concession, from 1lb a month to 4oz!, up the workers.
Christmas has been canceled, all staff are on a rota for covering the office, up the workers.

Good to see that the Byegad School of Management and World Domination has some graduates in Rawmarsh. Next will come the random beatings and mysterious hovel house hovel fires and then the finding of body parts of missing revolutionaries by their relatives in anonymous packages. I assume the dead household pets have been turning up all week. Nailed to the door is the accepted method of display.

The most recalcitrant peasant on the Byegad estate some 50 years ago had to reassemble Grandad from the parts we'd sent him over the weeks he'd been away. Still it made for a convenient funeral with only one coffin even though it rattled a bit when you shook it, rather like the bits of a 1000 piece Jigsaw puzzle straight from the shop.

 

[n-ick]

"please remember i was tested and am compesmentes and have a certificate".

Is it too late to get your money back ?

I've got a 25yds swimming certificate , does that count ?

 

[Scoosh]

"Certificate" - as in you are now Certified ?

This I can understand.

 

[markg0vbr]

i might be going to brightona if i get the hotel i want with the ground floor room, it is a conglomeration of motorbike riders, at the sea side.
it is the uk version of daytona, but a bit damp and with kiss me quick hats.


"I've got a 25yds swimming certificate , does that count ?" No, no and thrice no!
you are not certified as sane and there for in my opinion a nuttier than something very nutty, as i am the only sane person in the world my opinion is definitive.

up the workers!

 

[n-ick]

"I've got a 25yds swimming certificate , does that count ?" No, no and thrice no!
you are not certified as sane and there for in my opinion a nuttier than something very nutty, as i am the only sane person in the world my opinion is definitive.

Watch out the good citizens of Brighton!! I hear several citizens have already left in the wake of the SSG .Small dogs are to issued with blinkers and the elderly given hoods.

In order to alert the innocent, I suggest a tattoo across the forehead "DAM", or even" DAMmai". This should be a constant reminder when admiring yourself in the mirror.

 

[markg0vbr]

i will take the wheelchair, as i can then trundle about and spread the happiness that is I.
i was thinking of taking the catrike as i can cover a lot of ground with that but would make pubs a problem.

i will have to put up some photos of the trike on the back of my bmw trike it looks funky, i get some odd looks going past cars with the wheelchair on the back*, with the trike!
i mount it crank down with the back wheel and seat over the rear seat, i don't know what it will do for top end speed and fuel economy.

*obviously ambling along at a sedate pace well below the speed limit officer**
** under uncontrolled conditions using the sat nav speedometer 110mph cruising is stable and comfortable, not wearing a helmet ear plugs and lard are essential.

the meeting for the tikeonauts association posted on the web-sight is confirmed here http://www3.hilton.com/en/hotels/ma...s-iru-fushi-resort-and-spa-MLEIRHI/index.html

 

[n-ick]

Ye Gods, a time and place to be avoided. Citizens of the South, lock up your assets and prepare for DOOM.

"i will have to put up some photos of the trike on the back of my bmw trike"
Tha' might find that at anything over walking pace, they'll blow away;
EEE Cosmao, 'tis like trying to teach granny Cosmao how to knit wi' spaghetti.

 

[Speicher]

Upon reflection, I am not in the MOOD for DOOM.

 

[Speicher]

That is Mood not Nood, for those wot are ard of earring.