the recovery

[byegad]

Mon Dieu! Une Erreur très mauvais. Je suis dessole.

 

[Scoosh]

Au contraire - deux erreurs !

 

[byegad]

Deux! Je suis horrifiée. Zut alors.

 

[n-ick]

"This week I have Also been grafting at the coal face that is customer information delivery and support , one day I will figure out what I am supposed to be doing. "

Merde !

 

[markg0vbr]

I am of to see the saw bones tomorrow he gives me a sticker when I am good.
Lots of new pils this time as my bendy bits don't and my bony bits do, the wonders of modern medicin, only a short time ago I was blissfully unaware of my state of health.
I now know the full extent of my decrepitude and they will not give me a refund or do any thing under warranty.

Up the workers

 

[markg0vbr]

Lard has failed me..... I am crestfallen and depressed.

 

[byegad]

"This week I have Also been grafting at the coal face that is customer information delivery and support , one day I will figure out what I am supposed to be doing. "

Merde !

 

[Scoosh]

Depressed ??? When you have so much going for you ???

How much ? - you ask.

Well, there's byegad and n-ick and Scoosh and Speicher and .... need I go on ?

We're all going for you and OOTD* we may GET YOU - and then you had better behave/ watch out/ buy the beer cake champagne and truffles, as we have been here for you, loyally kicking your butt supporting you (a la Monsieur Jock) and doing our level and undulating best to kick some sense into you assist you in your hour(s and hours and hours x 100) of need.

Stiffen your upper lip and GET ON WITH IT- preferably once you have been informed by the aforementioned ones who have 'been there'** for you.


I don't know, young people these days ... <kicks tin can>

<goes off muttering>



* One Of These Days
** been there - a term used to describe a place so far removed from reality that surrealism is wa-a-ay behind

 

[markg0vbr]

The support and encouragement is......... Er ...has Inertia if lacking some what in substance, the doc says I may have to become chemical happy.

What is this surrealism? I don't think we have that around hear I think it is a posh southern sounding thing, it probably has Crome plated bits, candelabra and reclining ashtrays.
Havering the only real reality can be a burden having to imagine you lot takes effort you know and the new pils might make me stop then there you will be, not!
Or I may start imagine new and interesting taxes or Katy price becomes interested in politics starts a trend and the commons will be full of Selebs doing stunts or pretending to be falling out with each other to get on the front page.
With Katy as priministor we might have to go to war against the French* because of what ludivine sagnier say about Katy's latest boob job.

I now have a GPS with hart rait monitor, I am now worrying as some times it appears to be going backwards! Should I be carrying a defibrillator?


*serves them right chees eating surrender monkeys.

 

[markg0vbr]

My lad has put skive app on my ipodthingwhatsit I can now video chat with him when he is up in his bed room.
This makes requests for tea and getting out of the chair a lot more civilised gone are the days of bashing the celling with a stick.

I can now have chats with my mini me lumpy jumper at Leeds university and it cost nothing! I am at the thick end of happiness.

 

[Scoosh]

Marvellous thing, tekknololology .... you could even go out on the town, skive them and they'd still think you were at home in your rocking chair ...

 

[markg0vbr]

Marvellous thing, tekknololology .... you could even go out on the town, skive them and they'd still think you were at home in your rocking chair ...

You mean I can go out unsupervised and no one would know.
Think of all the things I can do now...... Gosh gird your loins world I am freeeeeeeee.

 

[Scoosh]

You mean I can go out unsupervised and no one would know.
Think of all the things I can do now...... Gosh gird your loins world I am freeeeeeeee.

... as long as the background and off-camera sounds in the pics don't give the game away ....

.... unless you have a carefully crafted vid sequence of your living room, as seen from your chair, which you play as a background while you celebrate a night on the town ...

...

.....

... etc

 

[markg0vbr]

I can print off a picture of the back ground and staple it to the back of my head, experimentation will begin later today.

 

[n-ick]

I've got some rusty six inch nails. These would surely be better than staples, in light of the current weather.
If you like we can get Katy price to knock them in.