the recovery

[byegad]

i have trapped nerves in my neck again...... there is a tiny bit of discomfort........ whimper
i like morpheme and its derivatives, i would go for the old fashioned remedy* of jumping of a bridge with a rope around the neck to stretch the spine, but i cant move out of my chair! mini me two has offered to carry me to the bridge at the end of the road.
he is so helpful it will be a blow when he moves out, he has not said any thing yet but i have noticed he has been looking at house prices and how much it would be to get a house just like mine.

we have an electric tram system here the problem with it is the gap at the side of the rails is exactly the right size for a bike tyre to drop in to and it is a tight fit, they are dangerous even on a trike as if your front wheel drops in you just end up following the line, the only way to get out is to stop and lift the trike out.
if i had i wire run up my flag pole to an electric motor given the voltage and the trike is about 40lb i think there is a good chance i would do around 90mph.
*my eldest mini me swears this is the proper treatment, though i am a bit skeptical.

Better yet ride a tall bike and reach up with your hand to the wore. Make sure you have a decent earthing strip so the current can get to earth.

 

[n-ick]

"The wore" ? Bygad sire we're all cachting it .
Better way for himself to "get to earth" is a drop from 24 miles up. I think that Spud still has his space balloon plans . I don't think the concept of parachute was included.

 

[byegad]

Dash a mispront. I of course meant wyre.

 

[markg0vbr]

i fink some one has been reading this recovery and taking advice from byegad and n-ick!
i am to lay on a bed thingy with my ankles strapped/nailed in then it is rotated so my feet will be in the air then the twisting and exorcising begins. i did not believe them to start with.
i still think some one has been bribing the doc

 

[byegad]

Money talks! Well spent Nick, Scoosh and Speicher. Sadly I couldn't quite reach the bottom of my pockets so didn't manage to contribute. It turns out my groat wasn't needed.

 

[Scoosh]

Ah !

<ssshhh - 'they' don't know I'm OUT>>

 

[Scoosh]

I spent ????

 

[markg0vbr]

<tone of gravitas>

SBGG - for all the banter and making light of your injuries and ailments, I salute you for your attitude and good humour throughout the past 102 pages of your travails.

You have made a serious situation into one of entertainment for yourself and others.

Thank you.
<sheds gravitas cloak>


Ah ! Here come the nice men with my nice give-yourself-a-hug white jacket

I may be some time ....

you know 99.9% of the time i am ok and deliriously happy, having my very own universe* helps, being the supreme being can put a shine on your day.
it is when i try to go shopping at the supermarket and cant get a parking space for white vans, people without blue badges or with a badge but just sat in a space waiting for some one** and when did having a kid make you disabled?
i can get in a standard space as i can walk around the back of the car to get the wheelchair out, but then have to go between the parked cars across the car par.
cars cant see you when they are speeding about, i have had several near misses.

thousands of miles laid on my back 6" of the ground peddling about on the road, to be taken out pushing my self across a car park
i could just ride the trike down there and go around the shop in it chucking shopping in the trailer. people go around in them electric buggy things



*i found it at the back of a shoe box in the loft it must have been growing there for years.
**i could get a tad miffed

 

[byegad]

I spent ????

Err. Did I forget to tell you? Well it's like this you see...


We broke into your house and removed some money...

We knew you'd want to contribute and to save you the trouble we helped ourselves, sort of...

 

[n-ick]

you know 99.9% of the time i am ok and deliriously happy, having my very own universe* helps, being the supreme being can put a shine on your day.

Whatever he's on, I'm getting some.

I've printed this out and I'm off to see the doc next week.

Pippppa Middleton.

 

[byegad]

He takes a cocktail of barbiturates, diamorphine related products and lard. Mixed with a good quality ale it brings on delusions of grandeur and a strong predilection to sing the national anthem, Ilkley Moor Bah t'at, backwards.

 

[markg0vbr]

The end of mushroom season :-(
I have plenty dried or pickled to las the rest of the year, I had to get the mini me's and some uni students, to help pick them.
They got me some new varietys this time.

I may be allergic to blue vaind chees the, after having one of my mushroom and chees omlets last night I had some very disturbe sleep, I kept dreaming about wooly hats for unicorns, that is why they all died out you know.
Every one hunted them to steel there hats for use as tea cosies. All very sad you know.

 

[byegad]

I rest my case... Set down my portmanteau...put my trunk down....place my luggage on the floor.

Woolly hats for unicorns? Pah!

 

[markg0vbr]

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=u...oAQ&biw=1024&bih=644#biv=i|2;d|O30FJ6--PNCsNM:

I knew the murpul* hedgehog was telling me the truth.

*purpul with a dash of goringe.

 

[Speicher]