byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
No thanks, I've seen what he was fed on.
the recovery
- Thread starter markg0vbr
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
You are all being very unkind to SBGG, so I am going to give him a big
and 
and 
and 
will be sended.
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
Gosh !
Inadvisable, he'll have you down as chief minion.
He thrives on unkindness and neglect and is not adverse to the Inquisition.
I heard of a fellow who was treated with kindness and woke up to find that he had changed into
a giant insect.
Inadvisable, he'll have you down as chief minion.
He thrives on unkindness and neglect and is not adverse to the Inquisition.
I heard of a fellow who was treated with kindness and woke up to find that he had changed into
a giant insect.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Speicher committed social suicide here at 17.22GMT on the 12th of November 2012. RIP Speicher's credibility.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Looks like the dreaded lurgy has finished off the SBGG. Perhaps we should an appropriate period of silence.
OK that's done. Life goes on.
OK that's done. Life goes on.
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
Oh no ! I'm getting flashbacks, we're going to need more things to snap in half;
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKmJPnAGUJk
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKmJPnAGUJk
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
I'm thinking someone should go and check the SBGG, break down the door or whatever. No sign, sight or, thankfully smell of him for days.
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
The beggar's hibernated to avoid paying out at Christmas.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Hah! Mystery solved. 'Wise Yorkshireman pretends to be dead in order to save money.'
I can see the Yorkshire Post's headline now. Next year there will be nobody stirring from late November until early January in the entire (God's own.) county.
I can see the Yorkshire Post's headline now. Next year there will be nobody stirring from late November until early January in the entire (God's own.) county.
OP
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
i as been a bit off it.
The Rheumatology department have summoned me, they are experimenting on me.
daddy always said it would happen one day.
I dont do xmas bbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar humbug, it is for gentiles, all that spending on the credit cards makes my teeth itch.
The Rheumatology department have summoned me, they are experimenting on me.
daddy always said it would happen one day.
I dont do xmas bbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar humbug, it is for gentiles, all that spending on the credit cards makes my teeth itch.
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
Superb, we are all looking forward to the results of the experiments.
Shame about Christmas, although we have great plans for Easter involving 2large lengths of timber and a bag of rusty snails.
Shame about Christmas, although we have great plans for Easter involving 2large lengths of timber and a bag of rusty snails.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
After the last experiments perhaps a new scientist with a certificate of sanity would be a good start.
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
I heard that the mirror is now talking back to him
(backwards).
It'll all end in tears, I can see the court in session and a large sack for compo. We'll be going down for deformation, inflamation , derision and probably double vision.
My attorney;
Spud has been reading "Teach yourself Law" and "Self Defence" and has a fully paid for Certificate of Law from Ohio and a black belt. He's also got a wig from Monsoon, which he has craftily cut , bleached and permed to judicial shape.
(backwards).
It'll all end in tears, I can see the court in session and a large sack for compo. We'll be going down for deformation, inflamation , derision and probably double vision.
My attorney;
Spud has been reading "Teach yourself Law" and "Self Defence" and has a fully paid for Certificate of Law from Ohio and a black belt. He's also got a wig from Monsoon, which he has craftily cut , bleached and permed to judicial shape.
