byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
The force is weak in this one!
He may be sane, careful what you say chaps, and chapesses.
He may be sane, careful what you say chaps, and chapesses.
the recovery
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n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
I think the force has flowed out of this one long ago.
"Self satisfied smugness is wonderful for worming you up on a frosty ride home."
Suppose we should get him wormed before Crufts. How he won the agility trials escapes me.Amusing when his crutch got stuck up a tunnel though.
"He may be sane, careful what you say chaps, and chapesses".
There's no way in the Universe this may be true. I've had more sense from a box of frogs and my neighbour who left his Chrimbo decs up too long.
One morning he woke up to find himself turned into a giant insect.
"Self satisfied smugness is wonderful for worming you up on a frosty ride home."
Suppose we should get him wormed before Crufts. How he won the agility trials escapes me.Amusing when his crutch got stuck up a tunnel though.
"He may be sane, careful what you say chaps, and chapesses".
There's no way in the Universe this may be true. I've had more sense from a box of frogs and my neighbour who left his Chrimbo decs up too long.
One morning he woke up to find himself turned into a giant insect.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
I heard your road was a locust of weirdness.
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
Pest place to live.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Ant there's another one!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I spied a fly.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
'Bee sensible now', he said waspishly, 'hornet a stinging punishment. Your BeeHiveiour needs improving.'
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
There is no need to be arrogant, you pedant.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
I'm Anti-pedanttree.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Do you know anyone who is ant-idisestablishmentaryanism?
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
How much does a lant earn?
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
'Bout 30 bob a week.
OP
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
£245 a week if it is doing 37hours.
This is a union rate. Up the workers!
Look up fibromyalgia bye gum it's good to know I can now add this to the list of things I have.
When do I shout bingo? For a full house?
Just waiting the results of the muscular dystrophy tests, my dear old daddy had this.
I think resurch and dveleopment of the shirt that won't let you get dragged of by mice n spiders and stuff may have hit a snag, I thought of an improvement about 4 am this morning Velcro! I leapt..... Well became vertical eventuly and hurrying .... Ok limping into my number one lads room after a bit of reluctance he was full on bourd with the theory and the sowing of Velcro on to pj happened, I am now typing this in bed on my iPad, the slight hitch is I need some one to help me up as we might have over done it with the amount of Velcro...
Ha ha I just had a thought I can un button my pj and slip out peas avert your brain as I will be in the buff for the next bit..
A bit chilly but triumphant onece again brain over a fully functioning body.
This is a union rate. Up the workers!
Look up fibromyalgia bye gum it's good to know I can now add this to the list of things I have.
When do I shout bingo? For a full house?
Just waiting the results of the muscular dystrophy tests, my dear old daddy had this.
I think resurch and dveleopment of the shirt that won't let you get dragged of by mice n spiders and stuff may have hit a snag, I thought of an improvement about 4 am this morning Velcro! I leapt..... Well became vertical eventuly and hurrying .... Ok limping into my number one lads room after a bit of reluctance he was full on bourd with the theory and the sowing of Velcro on to pj happened, I am now typing this in bed on my iPad, the slight hitch is I need some one to help me up as we might have over done it with the amount of Velcro...
Ha ha I just had a thought I can un button my pj and slip out peas avert your brain as I will be in the buff for the next bit..
A bit chilly but triumphant onece again brain over a fully functioning body.
OP
OP
markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
Aaaaaarg the byegad is online.
Shshshshshshsh shurup shurup.
Shshshshshshsh shurup shurup.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Too late the men in white coats have been alerted. 
