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byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
You missed out 'Look at me riding my Q on two wheels.. ARGHHH! Crash.'

This should be followed by raucous laughter and appeals to do it it again, when cameras have been produced.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Well, nearly a week after our 'hero' made his last contact we have no news.

Has he starved to death in a box somewhere in Royal Fail land?

Has the escape gone wrong and he's even now hung on the wire of the Swiss/German border having failed to jump said wire on his trike?

Does anyone care???
 

Scoosh

Velocouchiste
Moderator
Location
Edinburgh
Wha'eva :unsure:

Wha'eva :ohmy:

Yes, of course
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n-ick

Senior Member
Best if you do see him in the flesh is to go the other way at some speed. Last spotted at the York Show grumbling that folk didn't talk to him.Hmmmmmmmm......................
 

Scoosh

Velocouchiste
Moderator
Location
Edinburgh
Best if you do see him in the flesh is to go the other way at some speed. Last spotted at the York Show grumbling that folk didn't talk to him. Hmmmmmmmm......................
... talking to himself, no doubt - and wondering why nobody else will talk to him .... most people are too polite to barge in on a conversation. :smile:
 

Scoosh

Velocouchiste
Moderator
Location
Edinburgh
Well you were the one who cares about the SBGG!

I repeat...


SWEET! SWEET! SWEET!
:smooch: - errr-r-r-r-r ... :hyper: ... xx(
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
I is purpaldickula again, after a lovely crimbely time.
Brain pils rock, I have almost compleat altomanus sock control, the energie levels of a a Duracell bunny for 3hrs 42mins per day followed by a bought of vertigo that makes Alton towers best roller coster rubbish.

I have turned down any honours offered by Betty, she is an avid sort wave listener and has sent me some radio reception reports in the past via ofcom, normally with red lettering on the front of the envelope.
They have always been complementary saying how well every one picks me up on there tv and in one case a kettle.
But I think it would be seen as favretisome if she gave me a gong.


Totals for Xmas expenditure have been worked out I must have gone to town this year £14.25.

The shock is bone chilling I will have only made a profit of £1683 the not turning up to party's* fee will have to go up next year.
**Eating a free Xmas lunch every day from the 8th of December to the 26th has had an unforeseen side affect I am now down to 13st!

*for a small payment I guarantee not to turn up to your festive event.
**a bit of googling, office dinners, charity lunches for the infirm ect with all the dogy bags I have brought home we may have to fit the small dog with a skateboard to keep his belly of the floor.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

He's back! Sob..sob...sob....


Totals for Xmas expenditure have been worked out I must have gone to town this year £14.25.
:banghead:HE SPENT MONEY! Send him to Lancashire.

The shock is bone chilling I will have only made a profit of £1683

Hang on, he may be redeemable

**Eating a free Xmas lunch every day from the 8th of December to the 26th has had an unforeseen side affect I am now down to 13st!

Looking better! He can stop eating until Easter and save money.

*for a small payment I guarantee not to turn up to your festive event.

This is tempting, maybe we could have a whip round to ensure he stops turning up on here.

**a bit of googling, office dinners, charity lunches for the infirm ect with all the dogy bags I have brought home we may have to fit the small dog with a skateboard to keep his belly of the floor.


How else do you feed a dog? If it can't bring down enough peasants to feed itself let it starve!
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
My lad had his bike nicked at the weekend, it is the top of the rainge rock hopper mountain bike I gave him as I could no longer ride it.
It was nabed from his girlfriends house, he left it around the back under the window, it had a good wire lock on it.
A £1000 bike ! Grgrgrgrgrgr.

He is looking around for a replacement being unemployed* he was looking through the free adds ect, so it will end up being a halfords one by the look of it.



*he dose nufing well some, we'll all the house work, washing, shopping and helping me get about and gardening but that's all lumpy jumper stuf so don't count.
 

Speicher

Vice Admiral
Moderator
My lad had his bike nicked at the weekend, it is the top of the rainge rock hopper mountain bike I gave him as I could no longer ride it.
It was nabed from his girlfriends house, he left it around the back under the window, it had a good wire lock on it.
A £1000 bike ! Grgrgrgrgrgr.

He is looking around for a replacement being unemployed* he was looking through the free adds ect, so it will end up being a halfords one by the look of it.

*he dose nufing well some, we'll all the house work, washing, shopping and helping me get about and gardening but that's all lumpy jumper stuf so don't count.

:unsure::huh::eek::wacko::headshake:
 
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markg0vbr

markg0vbr

Über Member
Awwwww bless they have a new baby next door so it looks like the 2 and 3 am party's will stop, the 4am z box thingy wwf wrestling game they were fond of playing as we'll.
The heating system was replaced over several weekends starting at 5:30am and finishing around 11:30pm i think they knocked several walls down at the same time by the sound of it.


The down side if a fly farts in my house at any time of the day or night they are pounding on the wall!
I used to go around and ask them to turn it down, they never did.

I was surprised when she squeezed one out as she is that fat, it was impossible to spot the pregnancy.
The conception must have been a task as he is bigger than her, I really don't want to know how it was achieved.
Scaffolding, ropes and gimp masks must have been involved, they did have a flat bed lorry with a small Crain at the back of the cab.. Mmmm I wonder.

I always liked the story of the red coats spotting a scots man on a hill, charged after him, he flees over the hill and they follow.
after the sound of battle diminished a wounded red coat staggered back over the hill shouting run for it, it's a trap! There's two of them.

Uuuuuuuuup the workers... We all welcome the new cuts and reform to benefits for the impaired.
Low rate mobility for the blind, down grading care allowance ect with the rise in full price and taxi prices rocketing, they will not be able to get out and about as much.
People used to see them and get depressed lowering the governments score on the happy index.

And the electric buggy things should pay road tax and be insuuuuuuuuuredddddd.

Keep em locked up in darkened rooms, keeps em quiet.
 
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