Sadly following the last 6 months I'd feed a lot fewer peasants than previously, I'm a shadow of my former self! Meanwhile the poor have been eating horseburgers for years and years, so hamster would be a nice change. I knew burgers contained lips and peanuts but not the last runner in the 4.15 at Doncaster.
Sadly the newly reinforced walls of the Estate have been finished, so good luck with the mantraps, lillies and land-mines. IF you get through them the dogs love to play with their food, so expect a lot of running, screaming and the like. Should they be full of poacher and malcontents then the Green Howards look forward to some target practice, if you're very lucky you get to experience their prisoner interrogation techniques. If you think the CIA are bad they are nothing to their chief interrogator, Major 'Mad Tony' Hancock You'll die, but maybe not laughing exactly!. If they decide you are really worthy then Igor can always make a man, woman or thing of your spare parts. Be aware his interpretation of 'spare' may not be yours! After that we usually let our head jailer have what's left, he likes a snack after 10pm.
