the recovery

[markg0vbr]

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Got just the chap in mind to boldly go.......

Am I one of them renaissance chaps then? Cos I could do with a bit of scaffolding down my left side.

Moving Time: 1:44:21
Elapsed Time: 1:46:47
Avg Speed: 13.4 mph
Avg Moving Speed: 13.7 mph
Max Speed: 35.3 mph

Elevation
Elevation Gain: 1,355 ft
Elevation Loss: 1,309 ft
Min Elevation: 46 ft
Max Elevation: 510 ft
The stats for las Sundays ride, almost two and a half mph improvement on average speed! Must be the brain pils.

I a looking at performance parts for the motor trike cup holder, stick on tassels to twirl around ect has any one come across that must have gizmo?

 

[byegad]

I can only recommend the Absolute Special Security Holistic Olympic Levitating Equipment. Made specially for Motorised abominations. It consists of a 6" spike fitted so if a user is deemed 'undesirable' the spike emerges from the seat and disappear into the err... Chapesses please cover their eyes for a few moments. A.S.S.H.O.L.E. of the miscreant.

If ever there was a miscreant more deserving than the SBGG I'd be amazed and outstanded! Attached to the optional 24 000 000 Volt battery the desired result is assured.

 

[n-ick]

Spud has developed a similar helmet based on an inverted pickelhauber.

As you can see we found a local doppleganger volunteer who is rapidly reading up on health and safety. By using a remote control the spike can descend slowly or at speed.
We think that this must have gizmo would be acceptable to both gentle ladies and small dogs.

 

[markg0vbr]

Spud has developed a similar helmet based on an inverted View attachment 25602 pickelhauber.

As you can see we found a local doppleganger volunteer who is rapidly reading up on health and safety. By using a remote control the spike can descend slowly or at speed.
We think that this must have gizmo would be acceptable to both gentle ladies and small dogs.

Wow what a dashing chap in that stylish hat.
Now if it had two brass eagle wings and a propellor.

 

[n-ick]

There's a 2ft long pin on the reverse for pinning in your chest.

 

[markg0vbr]

It would only be any good if the propeller spins.
http://todayinsci.com/Events/Patent/UltimatePropellerHead.htm
With a tow horse power mother under the hat I could walk along with my feet just touching the floor with no limp.
If every one had ear defenders on, no one would notice my limp.

 

[byegad]

Can anyone sane please explain what a tow horse power mother looks like?

I know many a third world country bases their entire economy on the carrying power of little old grannies, but a tow horse power younger lady with children seems unlikely.

 

[n-ick]

Here's one that didn't get delivered,

 

[markg0vbr]

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Can anyone sane please explain what a tow horse power mother looks like?

I know many a third world country bases their entire economy on the carrying power of little old grannies, but a tow horse power younger lady with children seems unlikely.

Up hey, strike that and revers it, can be seen all over town about 12:30 ish but only after you have had eight pints.

 

[markg0vbr]

God I love drugs.....

I have had a cold this week and my vertigo has been of the charts, sea sick sat in a chair! Mix in a cough and you have the best rollercoster ride I have ever been on.

I have made some correx wheel discs 2 mm thick stuf they might not make a big difference to speed but I like the way they look.

 

[n-ick]

Your first statement will surely invite visitors

 

[byegad]

Wrong uniforms. The 'visitors' will undoubtedly be in US uniforms and will be fitting out the SBGG in a nice Orange overall, as they escort him for a Cuban holiday.

 

[Scoosh]

It's only the colour of the uniforms that looks wrong to me ...

It should be white, as they prepare to take him to some War place amongst the Stars (no, not the z-list kind ) .... bit like the colour of the coats, then .

 

[markg0vbr]

Gosh a free holiday! Result....

I was supervising the chaps welding bits to my motor trike pointing out opertune times for cups of tea to be brought to me.
Bits they could do better keeping the momentum up on the build with periodic exclamations of get ooooon with it, no slacking and you can multitask you know.

Tomorrow I have to go to the walk in tenter for some metal splinters removing from my leg, an accident with a grinder!

 

[n-ick]

How did you get your leg in here ?