byegad
Legendary Member
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- NE England
Don't need no Holly relic at Byegad Towers. Perhaps the Council will tow the wreck away.
the recovery
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young Ed
Veteran
good to hear you are starting to breath with out a joeblow!
congrats on the work, is that from home?
though on the shooting side of things, if it helps i haven't been going shooting for ages either due to my mum not having the time and me probably not being welcome by my self.
am I taking all this too seriously?
must become silly now HEHE
Cheers Ed
congrats on the work, is that from home?
though on the shooting side of things, if it helps i haven't been going shooting for ages either due to my mum not having the time and me probably not being welcome by my self.
am I taking all this too seriously?
must become silly now HEHECheers Ed
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
No the SBGG doesn't work from hovel. He goes in to the local council office and annoys people for a living.
young Ed
Veteran
not a bad occupation where do i apply?
Cheers Ed
byegad
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- NE England
Sadly young 'un, the ability to aggravate is inborn, rather than learnt. The SBGG has it in Spades with spectators being known to gnaw off appendages while subjected to the tirade of utter gibberish issuing from him. Beware invitations to meet the SBGG as written down, hand baddlee mys speld, it loses much of the sheer terror of a face to face meeting.
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
For sheer terror try a ride led by the SSBG. At one point several folk thought they'd entered another Universe.
I note with alarm that he is managing a 3 day week , is this cut backs or can they not bear more of him ?
I note with alarm that he is managing a 3 day week , is this cut backs or can they not bear more of him ?
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
The other four days are termed 'Care in the Community' by the medical people.
I believe it is 'cut forwards', as he is progressing beyond 1 day, 2 days ....
It's all part of
the recovery
... so Well Done SBGG and hope you get back to full health soon
and become a contributing member of society 
, not a benefit scrounger. 
Now, where did I leave those pills ...
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
The famous RAF Pink Arrows! Jolly fine show chaps.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Cr
Cruel.
I believe it is 'cut forwards', as he is progressing beyond 1 day, 2 days ....
It's all part of
the recovery
... so Well Done SBGG and hope you get back to full health soon
Now, where did I leave those pills ...
Cruel.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
I managed to get out for ride number 3 of the year today. As I left Byegad Towers the sun was shining and it was a beautiful crisp winter's day.
Some of the local hovels that the poor peopleinhabit infest.
Some of the local hovels that the poor people
n-ick
Senior Member
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- Sunny Swadlincote
By jinks , that looks like staunch Toryland there !
Is that open space and greenery ? Can that be England's green and pleasant land ?
We're living like rats in terraces. Last tree on the estate got chopped up for firewood. When the bus stops opposite , I have to leap out of the outside toilet because of the brick shuddering vibrations.
Someone seems to have abandoned a plastic tube on wheels beside the road.
Goodo, places where there's enough room for flytipping.
Is that open space and greenery ? Can that be England's green and pleasant land ?
We're living like rats in terraces. Last tree on the estate got chopped up for firewood. When the bus stops opposite , I have to leap out of the outside toilet because of the brick shuddering vibrations.
Someone seems to have abandoned a plastic tube on wheels beside the road.
Goodo, places where there's enough room for flytipping.
byegad
Legendary Member
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- NE England
Sadly it's County Durham, England's green and pleasant land is a few miles South, in God's Own County of Yorkshire!
OP
OP
markg0vbr
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After the post Christmas stamped/waddle to the gym by the general malingering "warning beginning of rant " * waist of skin pavement sheep has begun, this will reduce by mid February.
I have come to several conclusions.
The wearing of Lycra is a privilege and not a automatic right and should be licensed. Exorcise equipment is for E X O R C I S E NOT UPDATING YOU #%*%#+~<^€$ face book page or chatting to a group of empty headed morons wildly gesticulating and blithely wondering about milimeters from some heavy pice of of equipment some one nearly has to do them selves a a injury to stop hitting The nit.
Leaning on a treadmill while drinking a energy drink might be counter predictive.
The same goes for sitting on a spinning bike for a full class without putting any resistance on the wheel.
A full three days in the office, Gosh one week down a maximum of fourteen to go, I hope.
The pain I must admit of late has been getting to me a bit and the chaps at the motorcycle club have been helping ,those little things like taking heavy/ sharp pointy things out of my hands, when some one says annoying or hurtful things about cripples / dose he have milk and sugar in his tea / walks in to a line in front of me at a counter to get served.
Ron is trying to work on a mute button** as several of us tend to go in to python mode at time like this and start speaking in loud slow voice "we can't give him sugar it brings on hit trouble", "I have a letter from matron and I can have crayons now", "quick get the dried frog pils I left them on the bike he's going to have one of his episodes" ect.
I had a lovely scan the other day it was a nice day out and I got to have a nice man do interesting things with " appliances " it would have been nice if he had taken me out to diner first! But I thing he felt that buzz of job satisfaction when he had processed me. We'll they have all that equipment and things that go ping and blip, I would be a wast not to use them.
It was a bit odd when he said congratulations it's twins!.
*why is health wasted on fat lays thick people using the term people loosely. They use it all up by the time they are 30 I would look after it, take it out on special occasions, even knit it soft fluffy wooly hats n socks.
**being a naturalised Yorkshire man having now lived hear 65 years, he tends to do this thing called blushing ? He keeps mentioning embarrassment and keeps lists of places we have been and some times refuses to go back. We normally talk him in to going and promise to be good. Unless some one is rude or looks at us funny or breaths ironically.
I have come to several conclusions.
The wearing of Lycra is a privilege and not a automatic right and should be licensed. Exorcise equipment is for E X O R C I S E NOT UPDATING YOU #%*%#+~<^€$ face book page or chatting to a group of empty headed morons wildly gesticulating and blithely wondering about milimeters from some heavy pice of of equipment some one nearly has to do them selves a a injury to stop hitting The nit.
Leaning on a treadmill while drinking a energy drink might be counter predictive.
The same goes for sitting on a spinning bike for a full class without putting any resistance on the wheel.
A full three days in the office, Gosh one week down a maximum of fourteen to go, I hope.
The pain I must admit of late has been getting to me a bit and the chaps at the motorcycle club have been helping ,those little things like taking heavy/ sharp pointy things out of my hands, when some one says annoying or hurtful things about cripples / dose he have milk and sugar in his tea / walks in to a line in front of me at a counter to get served.
Ron is trying to work on a mute button** as several of us tend to go in to python mode at time like this and start speaking in loud slow voice "we can't give him sugar it brings on hit trouble", "I have a letter from matron and I can have crayons now", "quick get the dried frog pils I left them on the bike he's going to have one of his episodes" ect.
I had a lovely scan the other day it was a nice day out and I got to have a nice man do interesting things with " appliances " it would have been nice if he had taken me out to diner first! But I thing he felt that buzz of job satisfaction when he had processed me. We'll they have all that equipment and things that go ping and blip, I would be a wast not to use them.
It was a bit odd when he said congratulations it's twins!.
*why is health wasted on fat lays thick people using the term people loosely. They use it all up by the time they are 30 I would look after it, take it out on special occasions, even knit it soft fluffy wooly hats n socks.
**being a naturalised Yorkshire man having now lived hear 65 years, he tends to do this thing called blushing ? He keeps mentioning embarrassment and keeps lists of places we have been and some times refuses to go back. We normally talk him in to going and promise to be good. Unless some one is rude or looks at us funny or breaths ironically.
