the recovery

[byegad]

Errr ... No.

That is a covert pic of our own SBGG during one of his downhill escapades.


For obvious reasons, it has not been shown before .... - one doesn't want to frighten the natives/ peasants....

An easy mistake to make.

 

[n-ick]

"On band nights, I can get all comfy when I fall to sleep for a bit, on waking one of the pledges bring me a rather nice cup of tea. "

I note with alarm that minions have been replaced with pledges. Have minions evolved into more useful forms of slaves ? Will white fluffy kittens be next ?
Will the SBGG ever recover ?

 

[byegad]

I think the last minion died of neglect last year. Either neglect or lard poisoning!

The SBGG is beginning to resemble the lost dog I saw advertised in the local press.
It read:-
Lost Jack Russell. Has three legs, one eye, missing ear, a broken tooth and has been neutered. Answers to 'Lucky'. If found, please call.........

 

[Scoosh]

SBGG's chemicals are obviously working well if he has 3 legs now .... - the rest I can well believe.

 

[byegad]

We used to call him Jake!

Now it's Joke.

 

[n-ick]

An interlude follows,


View: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JqowmHgxVJQ

 

[markg0vbr]

"On band nights, I can get all comfy when I fall to sleep for a bit, on waking one of the pledges bring me a rather nice cup of tea. "

I note with alarm that minions have been replaced with pledges. Have minions evolved into more useful forms of slaves ? Will white fluffy kittens be next ?
Will the SBGG ever recover ?

Pledges are free men wanting to joking the motorbike gang they are allowed to do the menial day to day stuff until they prove there loyalty to the mcc or disappear and are never spoken of again.

The minions are going strong and I have acquired another one with a lumpy jumper, it belongs to the youngish of the original minions, a minion's, minion.

Things at communication head quarters are going well I am now in negotiations to erect a aerial across three other gardens. I just have to convince mini me to dig a tunnel under next doors garden to house the feeder-lien.
He is being a bit stubborn about it wanting extra food and less beatings, I may have to use the electric prod to goad he on a bit.

 

[byegad]

You feed him!!!???!!!

When I were a lad...etc...etc...etc...

 

[byegad]

Only two weeks and I'll be packed for my trip to Berwick upon Tweed. Perhaps I'll soon need to pack my passport for future trips as we do cross into Scotland on some of our rides. Maybe we could ask that nice Mr Salmond if he'd like a village idiot for Edinburgh? The SBGG would be happy over the border and we'd be happy too!

 

[Scoosh]

Only two weeks and I'll be packed for my trip to Berwick upon Tweed. Perhaps I'll soon need to pack my passport for future trips as we do cross into Scotland on some of our rides. Maybe we could ask that nice Mr Salmond if he'd like a village idiot for Edinburgh? The SBGG would be happy over the border and we'd be happy too!

I live in Edinburgh !

We have enough village idiots - they (eck al) are kept in a (not) secure (enough) facility called Holyrood ...

 

[byegad]

So you'll not be noticing another then! Thanks for volunteering Scoosh!

 

[Scoosh]

It would be selfish of us to take in all the - and, as we are known for our generosity (like those of your ilk[ley moor]), we will decline on this occasion.

We take little notice of those we have at the moment, so another one ... isn't needed, thank you.

 

[Speicher]

Could we export him to Cally Phone Ya? It is warmerish there.

 

[byegad]

Maybe we could tie him to several bricks and let him walk to Caly Fornicate Yah! While he's on the way he can breathe through a long straw.

 

[Scoosh]

Could we export him to Cally Phone Ya? It is warmerish there.

He'd also be much more 'amongst his own kind' in Cally What's-it.

This would be very good for his - and their - souls