the recovery
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byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Well OK we'd have to find it first! But assuming there is a microscope powerful enough and we were lucky...
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
I was thinking either a carrot or a goldfish .
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
It has come to my attention that the insignificant small people are feeling a bit hard pressed paying tax ect ....
I think we need to get things in perspective.
If you squint and stand on one leg so you wobble about a bit then hummmm very loudly long enough all your troubles resolve in to the desire not to be humming on one leg squinting, by doing this your balance will be restored and mood lightened.
A dippy egg is never a bad idea.
I think we need to get things in perspective.
If you squint and stand on one leg so you wobble about a bit then hummmm very loudly long enough all your troubles resolve in to the desire not to be humming on one leg squinting, by doing this your balance will be restored and mood lightened.
A dippy egg is never a bad idea.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Nurse! Scoosh has caught it! Send for the white van!
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
There is the same logic in what he says here ...
If the situation ie: a voting system that has representative of a small minority in government with no way to influence this ....... Why stress
In the modern world if it didn't happen in a tv soap it is of no consequence, around 70% of people do not vote in local government elections most of them under 40 ....... Tinky winky for president of the univers!
Most of the people around you Can't be bothered with working get every thing given to them and then they demand moor and think they are hard don to. so go out robing and coning poor or elderly people.... Apart from giving them a good hiding in the back of a van and dropping them off in the middle of nowhere bleeding and naked.... What can you do!
Local gangsters it seems are taking a grater interest in local policing than her majesty's finest who are extremely adept at handing out crime numbers.
Why stress relax have a big attack dog a old table leg by the bed* and give all your rapid fire cross bows and explosives to friends to look after while your are in a bit of a black mood.
Keep your list up to date as we'll it is very cathartic.
*as it is just something laying about the house it is not a weapon, make sure you pull the nails out before the fuzz come to pick up the whimpering scumbag
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I am sniff recobering fron sneeze anasty dold.
I do not have the energy for blipping some one ober the head with a table leg, and then pulling the nails out.
I do not have the energy for blipping some one ober the head with a table leg, and then pulling the nails out.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Leave the nails in if you want to cause real damage.
classic33
Leg End Member
I can just reach for the felling axe. Always a keen edge to it.
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
Colds are for whimps man up.
I have asked the boss to put the sick calls through to me ..... As I will be politically correct and sympathetic to the malingering.
My brain pils are full of impurities they are the cheep stuff being a generic pill, probably made in some ones back shed in Mexico or Bulgaria.
This May account for the extreme mood swings and barley-suppressed need to give some people a really good slap, text walkers, texting scooter riders, "what's up with you I will only be two second I am going to the cash point/fags/weeks worth of shopping", people that whinge about the state of the country and don't vote, people who say "I have never read a book" and are proud of it!, girls with that much makeup on the would not feel a slap through it and what looks like a deadcat balanced on their head, smokers that expect me to cover there calls when they go off for yet another fag, this is not an inclusive list but a start.
When did I become my very much loved and missed dad!
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
When did you become the Easter bunny boiler ?
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
When did the SBGG develop his delusions?
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Bootses the Chemist and Any Other Foto Shop have both stopped accepting film for development if the fotos have been taken by SBGG. He therefore develops them in his own darkroom. Other activities may take place in the above-mentionned dark place. Who knows?
I am not sure if his De Lusions are in black and white, colour, psychedelic or flowery scent.
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