Well 3 weeks ago they did this for me. Several of them are still under the specialist brain care team and the rest of them haven't been found but are believed to be in Antarctica, on the basis that the SBGG is unlikely to go there any time soon. Sadly this means that GCHQ and several other organisations, one of which may have had a connection with Hereford at one time, are understrength at the moment. But what is national security compared to CCers curiosity being satisfied?
However the report said that he was visiting the deep Lard mines situated 'somewhere in the West Riding'. My money is still on the unexpected deaths of the suspiciously well fed looking 'Ardlyablesone family that was living almost* rent free in one of the hovels on the Estate. A search of their hovel and garden have turned up some metal screws from the failed bionic experiment that the local NHS tried a couple of years ago on the SBGG.
*As in they worked 16hrs/day in the fields for a payment that was halved due to rent, halved again, for free water and the rest spent on food, from the farm shop on the estate. A great system that meant there was no waste from the Byegad Towers kitchens that was not either eaten by the pigs, or if they turned up their noses on the offered food, sold to the peasantry.