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byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
The thing is stealth is even easier when you are not moving, just watching and waiting is easier. Plus! Wth the reward of a whole Guinea for the guard who brings me just the head of the SBGG I'm confident that Byegad Towers is secure.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
The thing is stealth is even easier when you are not moving, just watching and waiting is easier. Plus! Wth the reward of a whole Guinea for the guard who brings me just the head of the SBGG I'm confident that Byegad Towers is secure.
Three headed dog any use?
Very good gate guard.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Just come up with another line of defence. I'm letting the peasantry in the farms and villages of the estate know that I've arranged meals on wheels for them. Self delivery expected soon.
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
I've not seen the SBGG in the last month so perhaps he didn't try to get into Byegad Towers.

However one of the peasant's family was looking well fed for a change, until they all died of some mystery disease! Perhaps yesterday's SBGG became today's peasant poo?
 

Scoosh

Velocouchiste
Moderator
Location
Edinburgh
I've not seen the SBGG in the last month …
Oh No :ohmy: - you mean the SBGG can still be seen ? I thought the stealth mode he was attempting was his contribution to sparing the human race from viewing things just too scary/hideous for victims to retain the desire and will to live. :headshake:

I believe the time has now come for a call to some of Lord Byegad's family working in the more hush-hush departments of our nation's security services, to establish the whereabouts of the SBGG, who could, possibly, just maybe, be a [whisper] security threat [unwhisper] … :eek:.

'They' ;) will know to deal with him. :thumbsup:
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Well 3 weeks ago they did this for me. Several of them are still under the specialist brain care team and the rest of them haven't been found but are believed to be in Antarctica, on the basis that the SBGG is unlikely to go there any time soon. Sadly this means that GCHQ and several other organisations, one of which may have had a connection with Hereford at one time, are understrength at the moment. But what is national security compared to CCers curiosity being satisfied?

However the report said that he was visiting the deep Lard mines situated 'somewhere in the West Riding'. My money is still on the unexpected deaths of the suspiciously well fed looking 'Ardlyablesone family that was living almost* rent free in one of the hovels on the Estate. A search of their hovel and garden have turned up some metal screws from the failed bionic experiment that the local NHS tried a couple of years ago on the SBGG.

*As in they worked 16hrs/day in the fields for a payment that was halved due to rent, halved again, for free water and the rest spent on food, from the farm shop on the estate. A great system that meant there was no waste from the Byegad Towers kitchens that was not either eaten by the pigs, or if they turned up their noses on the offered food, sold to the peasantry.
 

Scoosh

Velocouchiste
Moderator
Location
Edinburgh
A great system that meant there was no waste from the Byegad Towers kitchens that was not either eaten by the pigs, or if they turned up their noses on the offered food, sold to the peasantry.
Re-cyling and making a profit ! :ohmy: No wonder the Byegads have so much power, affluence, effluent and influence ! :dance:
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Tis a long way to ye sea from Chez Nick. I'd be surprised if you could.

But if you are including words with ship in it then let me remind you peasants.


Lord Byegad is a Lordship, unless he's on his bench when he's correctly addressed as Worship.



Usher! Fetch the black cap!
 
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